I think tf not.
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Yall my mama was watching a murder documentary that happened where we live. I walked in & heard them say his name. I said “Oh that’s funny. I dated a guy with that same name. He went to Julliard.” My mom’s mouth dropped. And that’s how I found out I dated a murderer.
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This boy was supposed to take me to see Spider-Man Far From Home today & he canceled b/c work called him in so I bought my own ticket.....then I walk in & see him in the theater with another girl
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I believe it was white people that have the world convinced y’all need 25 cents a day to be fed in huts with Sarah McLachlan singing in the background. Leave us alone.
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Or too Christian for homosexuality & trans people but not too Christian for pedophiles, rapists & abusers? 🤔
How come y’all be too Christian for abortions, but not too Christian to have premarital sex & premarital babies?
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At some point we just have to accept that hair is just hair and if something happens to it, then it is what it is. It will grow back.
We recently talked about the dangers of constantly pulling your hair back. Here’s an example of what mechanical damage looks like. This client has no chemical treatments or regular straightening, just constant ponytails bc of work. Gotta find alternatives.
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I decided I wasn’t wearing a bra today & this lady in the TJ Maxx line kept looking back at me b/c she could tell I didn’t have one on. So the last time she looked back I shook my titties at her.
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Replying to @ladidaix
Thanks! And no not to me. Would’ve never seen it coming I guess. 😅
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Alright, who gave my number to ABC News?!
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Replying to @thatdamnbrook
I know she was cussin folks out left and right! 🤣
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I don’t think people really like pure cranberry juice like that. Yall like cranberry juice cocktail.
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Replying to @MistaElliott
That can’t be what I get famous for 😭
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So I decided to sit in the same row with them 🙃
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All these parents keep saying he needs to be fired but you know why he hasn’t been? Because there’s a teacher shortage b/c everything he’s saying in his videos is accurate.
Are the parents not parenting anymore?
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Angela Yee is more pointless on the breakfast club than the “ueue” in the word Queue.
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And we’re just looking at each other like
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The letter that comes after Q if you from the south.
What is “aura”
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Replying to @alexissTyler
Would’ve been funny if he just threw the ring at her 🤣
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I won’t lie. I freaking love Daemon. I want to see the world burn at his feet. #HouseOfTheDragonHBO #HouseoftheDragon
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Update: The guy and the girl he brought left the movie before it started. Guess they went to another theater
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And the new Spider-Man movie was so cute 😭😭😭 much better than the first one.
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Black twitter cooking Keke Palmers baby daddy.
The Bad Guy
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Replying to @notphillyberry
Well he wasn’t a murderer until years after I met him so idk if my script would be worth writing 😅
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At least we had a prom. Y’all had to play Just Dance on Zoom. 🤣
Replying to @TheBaddestMitch
I bet y’all looked like this at prom
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I have a scar from where my ex abused me and any time my fiancé sees it or can tell I’m self conscious he kisses it because he said he wants me to be able to feel love when I see it.
We’ve had enough stories of women dealing with bottom tier men. Let’s hear princess treatment stories only.
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Replying to @TheWarriorsTalk
Steph said
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Still can’t believe I’m a whole mom. 🥹
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Replying to @Tiartista
😂😂😂 Then she turned that ass around

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You’re more than enough sis. A lot of these men just really weren’t raised to be decent human beings & it sucks.
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Same. I refuse to be a slave to my hair
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So long. Farewell. To you my friends! Goodbye. For now. Until we meet again!
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The makeup artist that LIB hired is in the IG comments saying that AD insisted on doing her own hair and makeup and that she refused to be styled the her. She said she did makeup for both Clay and AD’s mothers.
Who did ADs makeup because I want to fight, her lashes are falling OFF!!!! #LoveIsBlind6

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I feel like the judge that sentenced him should’ve done something to where he’d be charged again for further harassment. She’s the only way he’ll stay relevant while he’s locked up b/c we all know his “supporters” aren’t listening to his music.
Gee, what a coincidence that Megan has a major event this week and Lanez’s lobbyist campaign has launched into overdrive.
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I think Uche cheated on Lydia. She was looking at those girls stories to see if that’s who he was cheating with & then she went on the show to ruin any chance he had to find love then unexpectedly fell in love with Milton & now Uche can’t handle that she’s moved on. #LoveIsBlind

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Me at the theater watching #UsMovie
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Replying to @arrtnem
Nope! Not a thing. But it was like 5 years before he actually did it so I’m like was he always like this or did something happen in between that time that made him realize he was capable of murder?
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I did not mean to put myself in the middle of this stupid diaspora war. I can’t speak for all black Americans but those of us that are educated do not believe this & idk why y’all are convinced we do. We have our own issues to worry about in the U.S. have a nice day.
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Molly: You’re different. Andrew: Different how? Molly’s Brain: Cuz you be wit niggas #InsecureHBO

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Replying to @tyramuffin_
Pop up sis!!
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Yeah that stuff will have your face like

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I don’t need his money sis. I have my own 🙃
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Replying to @DatGuy_DeMike
I would say that it came from gentle parenting done incorrectly. Gentle parenting still has very strict rules, punishments & boundaries. It doesn’t just allow your kids to walk all over you. Some people just aren’t doing it correctly.
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I love Hilary and Jazz together but Jazz didn’t get her a billboard on Sunset. #BelAir
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They always wanna say “I always thought you were cute in high school.” First of all sir you can go on with your lies b/c I was hella ugly in HS.
when mfs who didn’t want me in high school try to fwm after the glo up
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Replying to @SomaKazima
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“Que sera sera. Whatever will be will be.” Me: #From #FROMily

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Replying to @_kortezlamar
Maybe I got to stop messing with white men. Idk. 😂
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Jordyn Woods has been trending for 3 days just for being a bad bitch. I love it.
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As a teacher & an AKA, I honestly wouldn’t have made her change. I would’ve informed the parents what the shirt represents & maybe encourage them to dispose of it but at the end of the day, that’s a child & it was a thrifted shirt. We don’t know their financial situation.
A teacher who is An AKA member saw a 7 year old child wearing an AKA shirt and took it from her…….thats not insane?! 😂
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Replying to @nilanmorton
Meals on wheels got me weak 🤣
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I didn’t know this was going to blow up. I’m so glad y’all agree with me.😅 Here’s some pics of my hair. I don’t do anything but blow outs and braids & when my hair doesn’t act right I just get it cut. I don’t even know what my real curl pattern is. 🤣
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We need a “Surviving Diddy” Documentary. This man has ruined so many lives. Him and Tyra Banks will not see the pearly gates.
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Replying to @mrsrichardsonrv
I’m currently a teacher at Paris! ♥️
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Replying to @_kortezlamar
Right. Have your face turning inside out 🤣
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Replying to @maz1014
Yeah. Idk the rose petals made it seem pretty malicious to me. 😅
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Replying to @Leeexi_XO
😂😂😂😂

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Replying to @MaestroMo32
The rose petal murders on Hulu
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Anton is an alcoholic. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind9
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Replying to @WrittenByHanna
He’s aged quite nicely 😋
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For every Kyrie Irving out there that doesn't appreciate black women, there is also a Dirk Nowitzki that does. #StayWoke
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Replying to @AmandaDannielle
I literally remember going to church and leaving feeling so inadequate b/c my pastor would tell us every Sunday that the best thing a woman could be is a wife & a mother. It consumed my life for a long time.
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Replying to @bbangjeely @grok
The Rose Petal Murder. It’s on Hulu.
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Replying to @DatGuy_DeMike
Gentle parenting is an actual practice. It’s one of the five parenting styles. There’s actual research you can do on the practice of gentle parenting.
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My fiancé helped me rekindle my love for reading. It’s helps me rest so much easier at night after spending time reading. He has also been surprising me with books. If I buy one book and he can tell I’m into it, he buys me the whole series.
We’ve had enough stories of women dealing with bottom tier men. Let’s hear princess treatment stories only.
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I was getting ready for work & I asked him to zip my dress for me. He asked me how I got my dresses zipped when he wasn’t here. I said I did it myself. He accused me of inviting men over to the house……to help me zip my dress. Even he knew he was crazy then.
What’s a moment when you realized somebody was really crazy crazy like really crazy crazy
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I’m not even mad about what James & Fuhad said about not seeing baddies in Atlanta. What bothered me is Andrew Schulz being that comfortable to say what he said about black women & them not checking him immediately. But I’m not surprised.
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Replying to @TheGorgeousJo
All I ever hear her say is WOOOOOOOOW lol
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I used to love having “Me Time” and going to the movie theaters to see movies but every since lockdown I’ve become a complete homebody and would definitely prefer watching it at home. #SameDayPremieres
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The problem I have is her being specifically singled out like almost every guest wasn’t dressed that way. And how she’s being compared to Savannah James when in reality the true problem was that Savannah didn’t show up on theme to the party.
Idk who yall think Ciara is? This the same lady that got her video banned on BET for "vulgarity" like???😭😭😭 so what she isn't "modest", she still got herself a rich, nice, wholesome husband and you bitches who had to fight your inner self to be conservative are sick about it
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Replying to @No1too
Where else is he supposed to talk about it where people will listen?
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I just got this on Amazon for when my students tattle or whine so they can get out of doing work.
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DANG!! I should’ve done that 😫😫😫
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Me & Josh are standing in line at the polls & I have my AKA jacket on. A Delta walked by & we spoke & she gave me a hug. My husband said “She’s not in your sorority though.” I said, “Yeah but in the clurb we all fam!” He’s so confused. 🤣
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Replying to @annasmakeupbag
Wow! Small world!
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Replying to @Scholar_Leigh
Yes!! Even the men didn’t believe him lol
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Replying to @patvonnb

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When it’s 3 AM. Your social meter ran out hours ago & your drunk ass friends behind you talkin bout “What’s the next move?!”
NUMERO UNO 🤍🤟🏾💨
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Replying to @CHRlSTITTIES
I feel like millennial moms are/will be that way. They’re not giving up the crop tops 😂
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Congratulations. You’re parenting.

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My bm is lucky to have a dad like me. I’m like the momma cause i take him to all his dentist and doctor appointments, basketball practice and games. Back to school nights and Assembly’s. Helped with all his hw and school shit. Im a Soulja at this father Shit
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Y’all are so kind. This is my sweetie! We’re getting married in June. 🥰
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The way Geoffrey makes sure everyone is taken care of but you can tell he can easily wipe someone off the map with no trace if they hurt someone he loves is so………#BelAir

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Replying to @WrittenByHanna
She prob couldn’t fit them in her schedule 😂
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Replying to @therealest007
Yep!
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They would’ve got your ass in Salem.
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Replying to @durandbernarr
Me too 🥰
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Replying to @Bumpkin_in_IT
Yep. 😅
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Hey Mr. Mychal! 2nd grade teacher here and lover of books. Here’s one of my 12 tattoos 🥰
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Nick Cannon gotta be breaking some kind of law having all these kids with all these different women. This is ridiculous.
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Replying to @Thrilla_dondada
That’s still something he should’ve kept to himself. Like he could’ve just said she slid in the DM’s & left it at that. Lol
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Is this supposed to be the grieving Olympics? Are we supposed to choose to be more sad over what happened in Buffalo & what happened in Uvalde? Like damn, they happened less than a Month apart. Give people a minute
Y’all already forgot about Buffalo.
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@samwhiteout and one of his LB’s in 40 years
this what i mean when i say i want a sugar daddy 😍
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Perfectly missed opportunity to name it “Bad Boys 4 Life” I’m disappointed with everyone involved.
The first trailer for ‘BAD BOYS 4’ has been released. In theaters on June 7.
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After 18 months, he proposed. 18 months later we were married. 18 months after that, we’re having a sweet baby boy!
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When Ben finally gets to use his powers to save his siblings! #UmbrellaAcademy
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Replying to @animemustang
It was free. Lol I used my regal points.
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Replying to @mentnelson
My sister beat cancer and got her degree from Claflin University in May!
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Replying to @JasmynBeKnowing
I did. We met on Bumble. I think it worked for us because we both went into it with no expectations & really got to know each other before we developed feelings. We’ve been together for 9 months now. He’s wonderful & I truly know what it’s like to date your best friend now.
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This lack of theater etiquette is just...... #RentLive
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