I spent 5 months banging my head against the wall pitching VCs for them to usually just reject my product outright due to the live token. Fast forward, and we've raised $6M across 2 rounds in the span of 12 days from some of the most powerful VCs in the industry. A live token should not stop you. If your product is good, the necessary venture capital is not off the table. A lot of VCs don't understand this yet, but I believe that with @pumpcade we will rewrite the playbook on this. Launching $PUMPCADE allowed me to quit my job and bootstrap the first 6 months of my company. The community backed me and allowed me to build an MVP and get instant feedback on every feature I released. We're in the big leagues now. We are well capitalized and are setting ourselves up to deliver an experience unlike anything you've seen before. The fastest prediction markets. Any verifiable source. Resolved Instantly. Extremely grateful for our investors (@foundationcap @jump_ @pumpfun @radiosolace), our community of token holders, my team (@steoniy @gnarzilla), and a final extra shoutout to Pump Fun again for making this possible and supporting builders. Anyways, Pumpcade.

Do not fade the North Korean engineer check. Never fails.

This is how you identify a North Korean engineer. I asked him to say something negative about North Korea and Kim Jong Un and he immediately deleted the chat.

Can't believe this is what hiring in crypto has come to

8 day nap and a rug pull 8 day nap and a rug pull

I literally audited a fucking smart contract written by the FBI to catch criminals and had no idea 😭😭😭

I have quite literally 95% of my net worth in Ethereum and vitalik is bullposting about communism. Is anyone hiring

Hey @Blast_L2... It's not very cash money of you to fork Optimism's code, add a typo, remove a function, and then change the license...

🚨BREAKING🚨 Washington DC police have apprehended a suspect they believe to be the man responsible for hacking the SEC Twitter and releasing false information about the approval of the Bitcoin ETF.

I feel broken when I look at the price of ApeCoin... $1.09... Let me tell you all a story. In April 2022 I convinced my wife to liquidate our son's college fund into ApeCoin. We purchased 1,500 ApeCoin at $23.63, totaling $35,445. Today, it's worth $1,635 and my wife left me

If the Ethereum Foundation sells after this god candle i'll kill myself

40 days until the bull market

People don’t give the Metamask team enough credit. It’s not easy to push out update after update that makes the experience worse and worse. That level of consistency shouldn’t go unnoticed.

The year is 2029. You open the McDonalds app. You initiate a transaction to bridge your McPoints to McDonalds layer 6 McChain that rolls up to Base. You fall for a wallet drainer offering a free 20 piece chicken McNuggets. You lose everything.

Munchables, a protocol on Blast, was exploited for $62M. Yes that’s correct. 62 million dollars. They accidentally hired a North Korean developer who never transferred ownership of the smart contracts back to the team. We’re so back.

Literally just fucking ask every applicant to say kim jong un is retarded. It's not a joke it works.

Delete your fucking account. No mention of his egregious actions yesterday. First post back is to promote his stream. You bring absolutely zero positive things to this industry. You are a cancer in crypto.

I just caught a North Korean IT worker in real time just now. I guess $1.5B wasn't enough. Seriously, the ONE way to stop them in their tracks is asking them to say something negative about Kim Jong Un.

In addition to freezing, unfreezing, and wiping funds... Paypal's new stablecoin contract gives them the ability to give ANYONE a tummy ache. I personally won't stand for this level of centralization on the blockchain.

Irreparable damage to our industry tier list

You have got to be kidding me

Uniswap's Chief Legal Officer is bald. This case is over before it even started. Congratulations on the win Uniswap.

A 10% cringe tax for owning a Bored Ape. And you all say there’s no more innovation in crypto.

Do NOT purchase Pond0x. Anyone can transfer tokens from anyone's balance.

Hyperliquid could stop all of this fud instantly. Just add a text box that requires EVERY user to type "kim jong un sucks" in order to access the app. Bam. Existential threat is gone.

The BlackRock token contract reverts if you try and issue tokens to a wallet that has a Bored Ape in it. I'M FUCKING CRYING WHAT THE HELL LMAO.

Never forget how the LA Vape Cabal told one of the largest streamers on the planet to sell ETH for this garbage while dumping on him sitting 3 feet away from him.

🚨WARNING🚨 Caitlyn Jenner's token on ethereum has a function named "_kardashianInflation()" which allows a Kardashian Management Wallet to mint 10 million tokens with zero restrictions. Who is really calling the shots here???

> be metamask > have an incredible lead on the wallet game > fumble that lead > continuously make the wallet worse with every update > doesn't fix wallet > says fuck it and builds a perp dex > ???????

Gonna be a dad 🖤 Keeping this kid as far away from memecoins as possible.

This aged well

Hey @certik get my company off your garbage platform. We received audits with 3 industry leading firms. Don't give me a low security score because we didn't work with your fraudulent and malicious company. I'll hand my money directly to Kim Jong Un before I work with you.

FML I just got liquidated trading on my vape. My wife is going to kill me.

Is he really asking for legal advice on the Law Stackexchange forum???

I hate him

Uniswap CEO waking up tomorrow to find out one of his engineers was willing to ruin their reputation over a 14 ETH rug pull.

An MEV bot just made 730 ETH from Pauly's mining contract. After 5,000 calls to the "mine" function, you could swap 1 PDNC for 2.5 PEPE. This bot literally YOINK'd it.

OpenSea airdrop is pretty much for their investors that have marked their investments down 90% or more. Sell it the millisecond it touches your wallet. When we raised for g8keep, every investor we spoke to that invested into OpenSea was extremely bitter. They will jeet.

I’m literally shaking. I just met Vitalik but i didn’t have a pen and I wanted an autograph so he signed my notes app.

This is the PortalCoin pre-sale smart contract. They are not keeping track of deposits or allocations onchain. The contract does not know how much of an allocation you're purchasing. Super suspicious. All offchain. Please be careful with your money.

Radiant Capital just had their protocol stolen from them like a school bully steals lunch money. Multisig was compromised and ownership was transferred. Revoke all approvals. Tens of millions of dollars in losses so far.

Now bridge the $1.5B to Canto. Confuse them all.

They said it couldn't be done. They said inscriptions were useless. Think again. I'm proud to announce that I have inscribed the ENTIRE Shrek movie script on chain where it will live until the end of time.

Gary V miraculously returns to NFTs and buys a Cool Cats out of ALL PROJECTS just a few days before they tease a token. Yeah alright. Lock him up.

3 months ago I quit my full time job as a lead protocol engineer to pursue my passion of gas optimization. Today, our first public good, Gaslite Drop, has accomplished something that I never anticipated being possible (before the public launch even!). Gaslite Drop just airdropped tokens to EVERY address that bridged funds to @BuildOnBase. Over the course of nearly 600 transactions, a team airdropped their token to 148,000 addresses. That being said, the Gaslite Drop contract has been deployed at the following address: 0x09350f89e2d7b6e96ba730783c2d76137b045fef to the following networks: Ethereum Mainnet Sepolia Testnet Base Optimism Arbitrum Polygon ... and many more to come over the next few days. I would like to put a disclaimer here: The Gaslite Drop smart contract makes some design decisions in favor of gas optimization. I would strongly encourage you to wait for the launch of our dapp, developed by @backseats_eth, which will be live soon, if you'd like to airdrop ethereum, ERC20, or ERC721. The dapp handles a lot more input validation that isn't done at the contract level with gas optimization in mind. If you are a team that would like to urgently airdrop prior to the dapp launch, feel free to DM me and I will work with you to ensure a smooth process. Gaslite Drop is the first, and DEFINITELY not the last free, open source, public good that I will be developing. I already have more contracts in the pipeline that I can't wait for everyone to see and use. Gas Bad.

I have no trust in Ledger anymore. Earlier this morning their hack caused me to lose 2x Mutant Ape 1x Bored Ape How could you do this to me?

These are the people you're sending money to. An account that hasn't tweeted since November posts a Solana address 2 days ago. They raised 20,000+ SOL. They don't even know how to do a pre-sale to begin with. For the love of god. When does it end?

All Metamask employees are sent an email every day: "what did you do today?" If they reply with anything that makes the wallet better, they immediately revert it and fire the employee.

400 fucking dollars to migrate .1 ETH to Blast mainnet. It's so over. Pack it up. Ethereum is unusable today.

I noticed a fatal flaw in the logic of Paypal's stablecoin. They're missing some core execution logic. Should I open this pull request for them?

Everyone relax. CertiK gave Hyperliquid a operational security score of 89/100.

holy fuck i just got liquidated while making breakfast pray for me please

J.D Vance, Trumps running mate, is the fourth largest holder of Bored Ape Kennel Club. What does this mean???

I said something mean about Kaito and my allocation got nuked and I owe them 3.5 ETH?????

Certik exploited Kraken for $3M, waited 5 days to disclose the vulnerability, and has been extorting them for over a week. I know i've been shitposting a lot recently, but this is 100% real. Stay the fuck away from this horrific company.

Today, an influencer asked people to send him ethereum for no reason. As of now, there have been over 3,000 transactions amounting to over $600,000. I wrote a quick script to parse transactions, and 43 people that sent > .5 ETH essentially sent all the ETH they had... Wild...

spotted a criminal

All i'm saying is the former FTX engineer tweeted "finally :)" the same day that Eigen's token unlocked...

Uhhh... Avalanche... why are the total transactions steadily increasing if you haven't produced a block in 4 hours?

Merkle whitelist? Nope. Passing in an array of addresses? Nope. We're going to just hardcode every whitelisted address and add 226 lines of code to our contract and double the deploy cost. Magical Beings, what in the name of fuck is this?

I am excited to announce that I am the first person EVER to be drained on ApeChain.

I can't do it anymore. I can't sit back and watch Yuga Labs ignore the Mutant Apes. I have officially burned my Mutant Ape. For those that know me, i've been a part of the MAYC fam since the beginning. I minted this ape, and it's been my identity since then. Farewell.

the entire fucking industry is going to zero

Hyperliquid airdropped a third of the supply with NO VESTING and NO VCS and its up only. If that doesn’t tell you the negative effect VC allocations have I don’t know what else to tell you.

An ENS address consistent with Luigi Mangione's username on other platforms was drained for 4 Otherdeed NFTs 1 day before his crime.

POV: you're farming points on a new app on Blast.

i warned you yesterday. stop fucking using AI to write smart contracts.

Forever and ever.

a sniping bot

I'd like to report another casualty. Milady World Order.

.@SECGov @DHSgov @FBI @inversebrah The work is already done for you.

very brave of you guys to launch an L2. nobody is launching L2 nowadays. i was talking to my friends yesterday and was just saying how we don’t have enough L2s.

proceeds to respond to a question i translated to korean

only possible on solana

Rasmr is a colossal moron. It does not surprise me in the slightest that one of the rampant insider trading cabal clowns made that reprehensible post and silently deleted it and tried to drown it with positive reposts. It's embarrassing to even be in the same industry as him.

I GOT 3,500,000 $ZRO OH MY GOD I'M SHAKING. THANK YOU LAYER ZERO FOR CHANGING MY LIFE.

this is unfortunately 100% real

Today is an embarrassing day for me. I have always joked about the types of people that fall for wallet drainers. I guess all those jokes bit me in the ass because today I feel for the Vitalik fake NFT mint. Upon connecting my wallet, I was sent a Mutant Ape. My life is over.

This project on Blast did a $10M+ pre-sale. The claim contract has a function for a North Korean address to withdraw the entire ETH balance of the contract with no restrictions.

Elon just changed his name to Kekius Maximus. A wallet that slowly invested $17K into a token with this name over the last 21 days currently has $750K unrealized profit. What did he know?

2 years sober from being addicted to cocaine today. Life is so much better now.

Never ask: - a woman her age - a man his salary - the bankless guys why they tried secretly dumping on half a dozen wallets and only bought back (at a discount) when confronted

jaredfromsubway.eth has PROFITED $22M since March 2023 from his MEV bot. 82,679 ETH in MEV revenue. 76,850 ETH in gas spent. 5829 ETH profit. This is who is trading against you.

I was laid off from my role at Yuga Labs today. I was the guy responsible for literally stealing the Bored Ape Kennel Club logo from a free art tutorial website. Are we all just supposed to forget that this happened?

Since March 1 2023, jaredfromsubway.eth has spent over $290M (76,850 ETH) on gas. two hundred and ninety million fucking dollars. let that sink in.

if you’re not swapping absolutely garbage coins and capitalizing on slippage deficiencies on your fucking refrigerator than you’re not a founder and you’re ngmi

It's 2023, can we PLEASE stop writing mint functions like this in NFT contracts? Please bookmark this tweet and keep it in your back pocket for the next NFT contract you need to write. Mint functions are some of the easiest functions to get right and have the biggest direct impact on the transaction fees paid by the users... Yet so many people are still doing it very inefficiently... This is the mint logic for the current #1 trending collection on OpenSea... What do we see wrong here? 1. maxMintAmountPerTx isn't really indicative of what it REALLY means. This isn't the max amount that you can mint PER transaction, it's the max amount that each address can mint IN TOTAL. Not the biggest deal, but it's always good to appropriately name things for clarity. 2. The contract allows a user to mint 25 NFTs at a time. This is a PERFECT candidate for ERC721A. This is the bulk of the unnecessary gas consumption. 3. Due to minting in a loop, they are needing to increment their supply counter and read from it every time. That's a lot of unnecessary storage operations. OpenZeppelin has deprecated counters, just ditch them all together. Now let's optimize this function... The changes were VERY simple... Here's what we did: 1. Inlined the logic from their mintCompliance modifier. 2. Switched from require statements to reverts with custom errors. Cleaner to look at in my opinion and cheaper in the event of a revert. 2. Switched from ERC721 to ERC721A. I feel like a broken record here, but any time you are allowing multiple mints in a single transaction I would strongly recommend the usage of ERC721A. This library updates state after the mint loop rather than every iteration. This drastically cuts down on the amount of SSTORE operations and in turn saves a MASSIVE amount of gas. 3. Because we're using ERC721A, we are also only updating the current counter ONCE, as opposed to N times, where N is the number of mints. Okay, now on to the juicy part. The results: Our test case minted 25 NFTs, which is the maximum amount per wallet that was defined in the original contract. The optimized version is over FOUR times more efficient. Please do note though, foundry does not include the base 21,000 gas transaction fee. For an experienced developer, this may all be common sense, but the main goal of these threads is to educate newer developers, and hopefully guide them in the right direction so that they write efficient smart contracts earlier rather than later. gas bad

Pump: Our plan is to kill Facebook. I can't wait to see my 82 year old grandmother livestreaming herself waving a gun around and firing it out the window to pump her token

Jaredfromsubway.eth is absolutely brutalizing everyone swapping Caitlyn Jenner's token lmao

Shoutout to the US Department of Commerce that will be deploying a brand new smart contract to ETH mainnet every time they want to store 3 values

TRUMP'S TOKEN IS A NON-STANDARD SPL TOKEN!!! It has a custom function named "build_the_wall" that can halt trading at any time. Be careful!!!

Mark Zuckerberg was 19 when he started facebook. Bill Gates was 20 when he started Microsoft. I was 29 when Bankless risked what's left of their reputation for an AI DAO.

ZachXBT deletes his account and within 30 minutes there's already a shitcoin on Solana with the ticker "zachwifoutacc". We're living in dark times.

lmfaoooo yes

ahhhh you gotta give it that hawk tuah and pump and dump on that thaaaaaang