an expert at whatever you’re arguing about. #LGRW #ShrinkTheGame ⛳️ shitty retail investor
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Do you even lift bro?
Do I even lift??? Yeah bro I lift. I lift your fucking spirits up. How have you been? Everything ok? I miss you. Let’s grab lunch sometime.
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there is absolutely no way i just witnessed this girl pull store-bought strawberries out of the dirt like she grew them herself.
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they wanna put cocaine back in coca cola so badly
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no wonder her team is trying to ban this flight tracking LMFAOOO
Flew from Cahokia/St Louis, Illinois, US to St Louis, Missouri, US 24 hours ago.
Apx. flt. time 13 Mins.
ALT Reg: N898TS Flight Map, SCK MY BALLS ELON
Community note
The flight was not Swift's, the plane had been sold.
nitter.app/SwiftJetNextDa…
"Taylor Swift has sold N898TS, the Falcon 900"
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
Swift’s team sent a cease-and-desist due to stalking and safety reasons.
abcnews.go.com/amp/GMA/Cultur
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this is why in inglorious basterds they carved swastikas on the survivors heads
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my girl trying to get my dick to work after my 9th whiskey and coke nitter.app/OO7SIS/status/12119813…
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i was EIGHT when i was hit by a car going 35 mph
Miley was SIXTEEN when she released The Climb. nitter.app/lixxmcshammer/status/1…
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i’ll give you a thousand guesses. you will never guess the song that is playing in this video
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anyone know how to turn off closed captions for racing events? it’s a bit distracting
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i wish america had social credit scores and every time you created an ai image it went down
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nothing more american than missing your target and mortar striking civilians 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
R A W S A L E R T S
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Because it fucking sucks here
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first thing i would do is crank my hog again
#Delhi painter gets hands back as organ donation meets surgical excellence.
Read here: ndtv.com/india-news/sir-gang…
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I know snitching is sus behavior but our planet is struggling to survive bc of our populations behavior. The car in front of me on the highway threw some trash outta their window so I called our littering hotline and reported them. My dick has never been harder for Mother Earth.
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this tweet goes out to all of the people just sitting in their cars. i know y’all must be down so bad you can’t even walk into your own job or house
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this is actually a remote spot off the Gulf coast in Houston TX. it’s backing oil refineries and the water color is photoshopped. hope this helps
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I think I know why it’s called catcalling bc when you call for a cat to come here it never fucking works. Which is exactly the same thing when you’re catcalling a woman. It’s never going to work so why don’t you idiots just leave them alone and let women exist in peace.
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𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙.
What if sucking dick was addictive and there was a product like nicorette that had little cum capsules you’d chew on to curb your need to suck dick. I present to you, Dickorette.
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you do know a machine reads these and no one will know of your edgy submission except the virtue signaling you do online?
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ripping a camel turkish gold here alone and then ofc bleeding out would go nuts
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Hannah Tiede
it’s becoming harder and harder to tell if people are absolute morons or being funny on tiktok. that’s on me
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Rich kids go through the wildest phases. They start young playing 8 sports. By HS they’re throwing parties while their parents sail Europe. College is strictly drug dealing and jail time. Only to end things with a missionary trip to Africa and posting bible verses on Facebook.
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Me on the floor of the shower while my girl is peeing nitter.app/kaitlynsshit/status/12…
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I can’t afford psychedelic drugs so I’m just going to rub my eyes until they turn into those funky kaleidoscopes and then walk around in traffic.
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going to pull a twitter card here and assume Tom Brady is so god damn good at football because he’s autistic
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Today’s tea:
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\ If she doesn’t /
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\ back just /____|
\ leave her /
\ alone bro. /
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all you pieces of shit claiming Grayson Murray died because he was vaccinated i hope you rot in your bed for years before you die - please check in on the homies. this fucking sucks
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hey at least you get to be yourself sometimes even if it’s hidden behind jokes. still bet it feels so good inside putting that lipstick on
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literally the same shuffle sequence every single time i push it. 10,000 song library and i hear the same 250 songs every time
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what my girl’s pussy sees as soon as I walk in the door from drinking bromosa’s with the boys at brunch
CJ Fogler 🫡
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because he sits on this website literally all day spreading misinformation. he’s rotting away risking it all to become lord of the racists
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Ancient Greeks had 7 types of love:
Eros - sexual passion
Philia - deep friendship
Ludus - playful love
Agape - love for everyone
Ligma - balls
Philautia - self-love
Storge - parental love
Do you think by having 1 word for love, we put too much pressure on it?
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Ok I’m never ever sending a dick pic ever again. I couldn’t handle this reply
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me and my boys moving from one free sample station to another at costco nitter.app/AnimalsWorId/status/12…
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The real Fools Day in April is not April 1st. It is on 4/20 when every damned fool lights up the devils lettuce and puffs the magic dragon. You smoking sinners are sending yourselves straight to Hell.
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the dread that would consume me when it was time to film for mommy’s tiktok of the day/week
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