she/they/it/any — corybant, man-woman, erotic specialist, sexually abnormal creature — show me ur ferrets

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tag yourself, i'm "erotic specialists"
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photography gays help me out. what is it about this photo that makes it look like a model? is it the depth of field? fuckin. uhh. focal length?
Freezing Friday and the CTA Holiday Train bringing the Christmas spirit to the Chicago neighborhood this afternoon. #chicago
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the suburbs are gonna kill me, aren't they
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"born a man" "born a woman" sir i was born a child. a baby, even
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consider the following
Everyone wants a 6'4 " girlfriend until she sleeps diagonally so her feet don't hang off the bed
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this is obviously fetish content but i can't even tell what kind
Hate to break this news but these humanoid robot food vendor videos are doing crazy numbers
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one thing that i've learned after hanging with the dolls is that any bar can be a lesbian bar if you get enough lesbians into it
line for the lesbian bar was so long we colonized the random sports bar nextdoor
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the concept of not having a basement is so foreign to me. why is your house on the ground
Basement v. Non-Basement America
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okay but this video is about nigel richards, perhaps the greatest scrabble player in history, accidentally playing a phony word, not getting challenged on it, and then challenging when his opponent attempts to pluralize it. it was well deserved
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Replying to @rush_less
everybody talking about choose your chef but i'm still stuck on spice level. i assume the order is super > extra > normal> less > least but putting the options in alphabetical order seems potentially problematic
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how many times do we have to say this. transphobes don't want trans men in women's sports. they want trans people erased from public life. this isn't a gotcha. this isn't a contradiction. this is how genocide works
If you restrict trans athletes to competing only against the gender they were assigned at birth, don't you just get situations like this instead
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Replying to @catgirlprostate
see the problem is that the "american mass shooting" would be a popular cocktail in america
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"i can't transition because i'd be an ugly girl" every trans person i know, bar none, has been immensely hotter after having transitioned than before
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the human pet guy fascinates me specifically because he has the most absurd takes and yet seems to engage with them entirely in good faith. i think he genuinely believes that trans women are alright as long as they wear chastity cages in the pool
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"autogynephiladelphia" goes hard unfortunately
Do Rocky Horror fans ever talk about a 2nd movie musical? Or do they only like the one with song that goes "i'm a sh3m@le tr@nny from autogynephilidelphia"
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this is what you look like when you think you're boymoding
Teddy girls shocking the older generations, 1940s
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my kink is eating sausages delivered from a robot girl's dick and drinking coffee from a different, completely transparent robot girl's dick
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Replying to @jock__derrida
didn't realize this was you and thought you were just talking about, like, the concept of top surgery. yeah goes hard
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calling it "chiraq" so everyone knows i think it has a bright culture, long storied history, and great food
if you are visiting chicago make sure to call it "chiraq" so the locals know you are one of them and they will really like you and not laugh at you
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Replying to @kerionmywayward
guy who has taken a lot of drugs (fluoxetine, amoxicillin, melatonin,)
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it is also fully legal to diy estrogen in the US and many other countries. testosterone is slightly more legally regulated, but estrogen (and most other feminizing hrt) is fully legal
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i know philadelphia isn't a real city because everyone's calling the train lines by their new names. zero cultural inertia
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Replying to @rejectHisDesign
she/her bf goes so hard
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everyone being like "this is very straightforward, it's clearly just subjugation of women and fetishization of trans women and asian people" that's cool. did you notice that she has a sausage coming out of her dick.
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what a way to celebrate trans day of remembrance. by immediately capitulating to the demands of fascists. by laying down and letting yourself and your sisters be stripped of rights. the entire democratic party are spineless fucking cowards
I’m not here to fight about bathrooms. I’m here to fight for Delawareans and to bring down costs facing families.
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I have bad news for you about where names come from
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Replying to @NoraMeadow
"don't play games with me" is the only real answer. they know they're asking an impossible question. the only way to win that encounter is to refuse to play
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Replying to @shojokakumellie
why does the sausage have to come out of her dick
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Replying to @skippuskippu
i have a license, just can't afford a car
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Replying to @ydenx
þussy is actually the best word in the English language because it’s both a b and a p but it’s also “th” for they/them. A perfect intermediary.
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Replying to @SocDane
he's so smooth with it too. like he doesn't even hesitate
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Replying to @Game_Revolution
JK Rowling allows 1 (one) trans character, names her "Sir Ryan"
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Replying to @Trey_Explainer
there are so many ways it could be like, a racist conspiracy theory, and it's weirdly not
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Replying to @SimianOne
diversity win! the solo poly hijabi amputee is also latino
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do any of you guys live in walkable cities that you really like that aren’t new york city
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i'm gonna get hate for this but i think if you feel that trans people are getting mad at you for "accidental misgendering" you're probably doing it a hell of a lot more often than you think. i don't know anyone who gets *mad* about being misgendered the first time.
getting mad at accidental misgendering is stupid af
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and you know what? i'll say it. i would not mind being regularly milked in exchange for laser and surgery. the idea's batshit but it could work
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WAIT @depthsofwiki IS THE REASON THE WIKIPEDIA LOGO LOOKS LIKE THAT (stylized "WɪᴋɪᴘᴇᴅɪA") BECAUSE OF HOW IN THE EARLY DAYS THAT WAS THE WAY TO MAKE A HYPERLINK
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Does the CTA have BPD? Not a month ago it was "we are gonna cut service to over half the city" now its "hey, let's make the orange like 24/7 and make 20 to 30 busses 10 min wait times" crazy stuff
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friendly reminder that you—yes, you—should move to chicago illinois
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Replying to @TryingToCass
put away the phrenology. iy's not helping anyone
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Replying to @SaucePub
the fact that it's human pet guy just brings it all together. you could go your whole life being familiar with this post and not knowing it's human pet guy
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i have seen a lot. but i do not think i have ever seen "will not stop"
YAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYY
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i agree with removing the highway but surely we can think of something better than a massive field
Louisville's Waterfront Park, being named Best in the County, is awake up call showing just how important and impactful this Park is to our community. Now is the time fully embrace this park by removing Highway I-64
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Replying to @Wollybon
"tell me, what is your ethnic origin" is a HELL of a way to open a conversation, much less an ad
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it may seem like when i tell a girl she should come to chicago, i'm flirting with her. and sometimes, that's true. but also i just think chicago's really cool and i think many people would be happy in chicago
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"terms we no longer use, like transsexual" - my gender and sexuality studies professor
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western, western, western, western, and western
oh you wanna move to chicago? name 5 L stations
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Replying to @saberclyde
you've already been able to build with baked beans
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Replying to @EricSwaggySwoop
yeah it's trivial to have someone check, but it makes for a much better strategic game to be able to a) play phony words b) play words you're not sure about and hope for the best and c) leave phony words on the board because they allow you to score well off of them.
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i think one of my most controversial linguistic takes is that it's okay to use "untranslatable word" as popling shorthand for "semi-commonly used word in one language which concisely conveys a concept that in another language would require several words"
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bro no she fucking did not. be so for real. emily dickinson wrote so many gay things to sue. she did not write that.
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really love that maia poet and maia crimew have polar opposite energies and the same first name. narrative foils type beat
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chicago stays winning. lincoln park is bigger than central park and it's right on the lake and has beaches
Hot take: Central Park should have been placed on the Hudson River.
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and not even a particularly cute one
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Replying to @bejam1n_
yes, and we'll transition you if necessary
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Replying to @hanswuah
woahhhh not cool. i don't care if she's from missouri, she's white, she's not allowed to use that word.
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i love the word "situationship" it's so vague. like, you two could have fucked twenty times or you could be long-distance yearning for the past year and a half. who knows
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Replying to @BenjaminCrew1
alternatively: there are a lot more people made of metal in the emerald city than you'd think
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Replying to @evilgeckowo
you can tell trans women are women because people are incapable of understanding when we're making a joke
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Replying to @TheMonkeyJungle
except for biden alone, who is replaced with an autopen. generational hater
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Replying to @gwenisonline
why are you throwing stones at nonbinary twinks
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chicago's having cell service in the subways is a highly underrated convenience
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chicago got the same "8-10 inches" my ex gave me
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thinking about how this is probably the last major cta project for years, maybe decades
Watching the construction of 4 train stations from scratch has been great. Congratulations @CTARPM @cta on the grand opening this morning. And as a bonus go to meet #chicago
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Replying to @hausofdecline
girl you've been on it for like a month
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Replying to @justthevax
i don't have a bike. so no, i can't
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Replying to @CosmicAngelVel
flatlining is, technically stable. that line isn't going anywhere. heart rate stable at 0 bpm
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new york really is an anomaly. why is it like that. why is it so big. in terms of population it outpaces other US cities by a factor of >2x and NY cities by some 30x, it is by far the densest major city in the US, its metro area is huge, dense, and transit-heavy.
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Replying to @WholesomeMeme
the first cis person to be aggressively misgendered by their family /lh
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Replying to @CaptainSparklez
Minecraft YouTuber refuses to get political but will not hesitate to drop some of the most intense, scathing lines in history.
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Replying to @RyanHaecker
wow it's incredible that the assyrians preempted the concept of writing books in 2800 BCE, millennia before books were a thing. also centuries before the assyrians were a thing, mind you.
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i forgot that the loop shuttle was even a thing that existed. neat that they have the signs
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Replying to @MysticWizard77
i'm not sure whether it was done intentionally, but i am sure that the point of dogwhistles is deniability. the point is that you look crazy for pointing it out
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when mamdani wins, i want to see no less from the next chicago mayoral elections. if they can do it, so can we
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Replying to @tgdrgnslyr
in chicago you can go down super deep because we had a massive fire that burned the city to the ground. yall should try it some time, might be fun
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likely thing for the bears to say
Proud to celebrate Pride! 🏳️‍🌈
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Replying to @bucksorbit
why does she have a sausage coming out of her dick
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SS and SSS are absolutely unnecessary, you're absolutely right, but it's a crime to rank S that low
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Replying to @mhdksafa
even the ones who resist arrest!
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Replying to @TryingToCass
nobody has said the words "prominent dorsal hump" or "large philtrum length" since 1896
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Replying to @ClubPhyte
no actually, chicago transit sucks but at least it exists.
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regrettably have to hand it to mayor johnson on this
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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if you're already a hot [agab], you're going to still be hot once you've transitioned. if you're not hot right now, then what do you have to lose
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Replying to @fuitsnack
"we are in contact with emma" "no you aren't"
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Replying to @aevris_
there's also a difference between "fully illiterate" and "functionally illiterate". there's a difference between not being able to get through green eggs and ham and not being able to understand the newspaper or an unfamiliar menu.
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to think we're supposed to be hosting the world cup next year and the olympics in 2028
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i'm not holding out hope for blexas, but IF kamala wins texas, is there any remotely realistic way for her to lose?
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the blue line according to the CTA:
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Replying to @LinguisticsShi1
"new" latin pronunciation being how they actually talked in classical antiquity. if anything, the pronunciation with /v/ and /t͡ʃ/ is the "new" pronunciation
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Replying to @tradwifepenguin
i like to hedge my statements. there is no like, single list of "how good of a scrabble player" one is. i can't think of anyone i'd place above him, certainly. his record is astonishing. but he *has* lost championships. he, like any other scrabble player, rarely goes undefeated.
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Replying to @SAMOYEDCORE
"uncaged penises"
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Replying to @lgbtfootporn
that's totally valid but different friend groups work differently. i have friend groups within which this would be chill good fun, and other friend groups where i wouldn't dream of it
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