WE WILL SAY WE LOVE YOU AS WE SCYTHE YOU DOWN LIKE GRASS @RACC00NC0RE
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updated G F M accounting for recent circumstances! after getting rugpulled by my mom we're broke & need urgent help with moving AZ>MN & initial homelessness so i can start job training. any sharing+help massively appreciated<3!
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nice try however i have already depicted you as the barren and beaverless river and myself as the bountifully beavered oasis
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remember when elon tried to push "blaze your glory" as the site's motto and no one could figure out what that meant and he gave up after a week and pretended it never happened
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i feel like i can think of at least one larger sphere in the world
The $2.3 billion MSG Sphere in Las Vegas is almost ready.
• 366 feet high
• 516 feet wide
• 18,000 seats
• 164,000 speakers
• 580,000 sq ft of LED panels
It is the world’s largest sphere and will officially open this September with a U2 concert.
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after i got hit by a car in 9th grade i was sitting on the curb surrounded by concerned pedestrians and paramedics and i took out my phone and was like “im gonna let my mom know” and they were like aight and then first thing i did was open tumblr & post about getting hit by a car
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nonconsensual drug use
I can't express enough how genuinely utterly disgusting it is that someone smoked weed at this show. it's not cute it's not funny it's nonconsensual drug use being forced on everyone in that venue. you wouldn't smoke cigarettes so don't do weed. keep your nasty addiction at home.
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it's so easy to swing at white people. so there's no excuse for missing like this
White people ordering butter chicken, garlic naan, and mango Lassi at an Indian restaurant has the same energy as them ordering enchiladas, margaritas, and chips and salsa at a Mexican restaurant
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a skater just stopped me on the street and said "what am i supposed to do dude.." and i said "about what" and he opened his arms and said "well... what is there to do.." and i said "there's a very wide range of things" and he said "exactly dude.." so real
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the “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick‘s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement
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all of the other names pharrell tried to become known by are so bad it's almost impressive
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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my dad was getting off the phone but said "you cant say 'hang up' anymore. but 'sign off' is too broad. so what are you supposed to say now" and i said "im gonna fucking kiII myself" and he said "ok. Well im going to go kiII myself now" and hung up
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7 years. i have been waiting for this exact moment to happen for 7 years. to hear what grüppenfuhrer-ass name this reptile was known by. i am not let down
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an important reminder about martha stewart’s all-time classic “Oil” tweet: it doesn’t actually say “Oil”
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Everything that I cared about was destroyed by liberal insanity
- there are no more Victorias Secret Angels
Everything that I cared about was destroyed by liberal insanity
- there are no more Victorias Secret Angels
- 80% of people are spike protein factories
- my dove died in 2022 after being my friend for 22 years
- there are no games with beautiful women now, except remakes. Violence and gore is accepted in games, but A female character with a nice body will draw a protest
- music is extinct
- there are no more good movies or pretty actresses anymore. Every Sydney Sweeney movie is insufferably woke. Hollywood uses women like her as Agenda bait now.
- there is no more dignity in society. All Kids are indoctrinated about gender before they know what it is
- Every achievement humanity ever created is being stolen by AI and sold back to us, including our own personalities and faces and bodies
- its nearly impossible to find friends in this society because everyone just thinks you want to do them from the start
- Anime is being censored now, and womens bodies being shrunk on purpose
- Sexuality is always suppressed in the media unless its unnatural and disgusting
- some bad people in the past wanted a perfect world, so now we are expected to indefinitely contradict them and make our society hell to prove we arent evil
- all the Superbowl commercials suck now, there are no beautiful women in them
- Sports around the world are getting rid of cheerleaders
I want my future to be better than my past. If the world was a car, it ran out of gas in 2013, reached 0 MPH in 2020, and Now we’re just pushing it.
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i love the swift generality with which the lines were drawn through the romance/german countries but then suddenly great care was taken to meticulously avoid including any slavic or uralic land
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Hamas used a special liquid
All burnt cars from the Nova Festival Massacre. Hamas used a special liquid on 10/7 to make the fires they set hotter to incinerate all the bodies inside of them.
Hamas is a genocidal jihadist terrorist cult.
Strength is our legacy. Our survival is our promise. 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱
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i am learning so fucking much about history right now. they don’t teach you this in school
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being the bf who knows facts rules because you can make your gf believe anything if you say it in an autistic enough deadpan. i said "this is actually the first time that grimace's birthday falls on the same month as toyotathon" and her reflex response was "why do you know that"
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you know whats weird. they really spent like 5 years of our childhoods really fucking gassing up Johnny Appleseed. would not shut the fuck up about him. like he was some legendary american colossus or something then after 4th grade he evaporated like yezhov from that stalin photo
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balatro needs a mechanic where it can detect if youre really stoned and ignore you making a really bad move because you clearly didnt really mean it
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they forcibly cleansed 20,000 people of the huwaytat tribe from the area to build neom, which i imagine is solely because it would be impossible to attract white south africans otherwise
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dude made sure to comprehensively @ 9 different los angeles cop accounts to tell on someone from the netherlands
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the only thing funnier than the fact that my grandma (a somewhat recognized TV doctor back in vietnam) thinks video games turned me gay is the fact that she doesn't even think it's a bad thing. couldnt care less otherwise. it's just an objective fact that gaming is what caused it
a little kid who's obviously gay at age like 8 is the second-funniest type of kid you can be (the first is that exact same kid but somehow he turns out straight)
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Community note
The 4th image from this series is actually from 2014, when 888,246 ceramic poppies were planted in London to represent the lives of every soldier lost in WW1 by the UK and its former colonies
It has recently made the rounds again because of Armistice Day
npr.org/sections/thetw
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i've seen this godforsaken image so many times over the years and i have yet to hear a single fucking explanation for why the FUCK it's a FUCKING venn GOD DAMN diagram
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i used to have such deep hatred for kamala harris but after 3 years of watching her realize none of her life ambitions will realistically ever materialize and responding by using a ton of benzos every time shes in public i feel unexpectedly strong kinship and camaraderie with her
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haiti is genuinely like the most grossly wronged nation probably on earth. i don't know how people manage to not feel overpoweringly murderous when thinking about haiti
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yesterday i inserted this weed cart into my asthma inhaler and successfully hit both at once via the former. my gf got very upset at me for reasons she couldn't articulate except saying "What are you doing August. Dont!" and "Its just..wrong" and made me agree not to hit it again
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it isnt weird that i've been called cruel for thinking everyone in the submarine certainly died instantly and painlessly several days ago, by people who want to believe they slowly suffocated for 96 hours in purgatory. it's more weird that i exist in a world where that isnt weird
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hate it when a bitch asks me what my wrist tattoo means and i have to calmly explain to her that i am a member of the eastern ogfchobozh church
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whenever boys get together to name their groupchat something like this, someone seeing and having this sort of reaction to it is basically the most ideal outcome they are collectively hoping for
GOLBAL INTIFADA!!!
It’s an Arabic rebellion and uprising!!!
Photo of one of the insurrectionist phones!!!
These people are NOT for peace!
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they took cortana out behind the shed and shot her. she died scared, confused, and alone
Microsoft announces Windows Copilot, an AI “personal assistant” for Windows 11 theverge.com/2023/5/23/23732…
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i have been silent on this issue for far too long. glenn greenwald looks like one of those dogs that eated a bee
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an interesting biology fact is that once you have fucked up your sleep schedule then that is permanent and there is no fixing it. essentially you are fucked forever once that happens. /srs /neg /sex
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ohh they're doing the "father and military veteran" kind of headline about one of the victims now? israel really must have pushed the envelope a bit too hard here
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i'll never forget the look on my buddies' faces last year when i got a notification on my phone five minutes right after they bet me $15,000 that a man would never get shot in japan
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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best thing this account could do now imo is to diverge into an initially anodyne but increasingly deranged counterfactual history of an al gore victory timeline
BREAKING: AL GORE WINS FLORIDA
Bush now needs to win Michigan, Ohio, and Pennsylvania in order to have a shot at victory.
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if scooby doo was a doctor and had to diagnose elon musk with erectile dysfunction
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That was their home. They just got evicted from their home and youre fucking laughing.
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i still hold up the new york times crossword beef as my proudest moment on this website but i am absolutely goddamn astounded that my merely having said “eve fartlow” appears to have genuinely, irrevocably altered the trajectory of her life
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this counts as holocaust denial right. i'm like 90% sure this absolutely counts as a form of holocaust denial
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just saw this image posted sincerely and i'm really vibing with "NO CREATOR" in the honda font. that stole the show for me
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lol this is supposed to be demeaning but since left-leaning academia won so much culture war the last 5 years, his verbiage still defaulted to "underdeveloped", a "PC" term, meant to acknowledge the west's responsibility in creating african misery through destructive exploitation
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white people seem to constantly be innovating and inventing new kinds of humor. i just heard one of them say "Target" but you will hardly believe how they pronounced it-- it certainly was not the 'normal' way
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i love it whenever i get to irreversibly alter the trajectory of somebody's life
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*my hand slips and i accidentally carve a cross into my sixth jewish gravestone of the day* Ah fuck i am so fucking fired
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i have ordered precisely 193 stickers of the japanese flag and pasted them to my perfectly white airplane to show support for their culture. does it look great or what
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i've seen a lot of violently reactionary and fascistic things in reply sections here recently but none chill me to my bones harder about what's to come than the genre of reply of "What is going on?! Why is this all happening now??!!!" in response to disasters/sudden bad events
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they were kicked out because of prior incidents where the wife kept saying "fuck" and the last straw was that the husband was caught publicly intoxicated on park grounds. the husband claims he just had a really wicked migraine
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i have nothing to add. this thread is simple and straightforward gentle chuckle material, nothing too fancy
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i don't really care to see that stupid stonetoss comic that's going around any more than i need to but i must admit that i smile every time i see this panel and think about how rubbing-legs-together rock-fucking-hard he was as he was drawing it
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hey "nice" manbun haha it fuckin sucks you hipster asshole [he turns around and reveals he is a samurai from the tokugawa shogunate] oh fuck
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i've mulled it over for a few months, and now, at last, i've decided that it is time for you all to gaze upon the new york times crossword beef again
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portland, btw, is basically a laboratory for what one execution of what the fed gov knows is going to be necessary in the rest of the country over the next 5, 10, and 20 years. the relative lack of outrage at what’s happening right now is splendid validation for their experiment
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the worst part about being a strategy games player isn't the fact that there's right wingers everywhere, the worst part is that they're everywhere and dog fucking shit at playing strategy games in the most banal ways possible. the least interesting engagement with it imaginable
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im glad i am unable to read the german language in case i were to encounter something that is very stupid and written in german. thankfully this is instead wholly inscrutable to me so i will never know
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i love having a years-long friend who sometimes tries to get me sent to federal prison
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