I'm morbidly obese

Long John Silvers
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Did I manifest this?? 💀👁️
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Been waiting a week to post this in my suspension prison
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Replying to @JustinWhang
3/4 angle did him in, he's insanely insecure
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Biden when he sees Trumpy at the golf course in those short shorts
Biden says Republicans like Trump are “the kind of guys you’d like to smack in the ass.” LOL WHAT 🤣🤣🤣
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New video on my YT channel Colaws 🔥
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Replying to @Spennser
"Beauty buried inside the monstrous" and it's a 6'5" muscular gigachad with a strong jawline 🥀 let's see a movie where the woman falls in love with a genuinely chopped creature
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Replying to @LorcanHedgehog
American Dad managed to be funnier for longer of its run than the Simpsons ever could which is crazy
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GET THAT OGRE BITCH OFF THE CARRIAGE
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Replying to @ihyonyxx
Slut cope 😭
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Replying to @SStricklandMMA
I'm a Khamzat hater but he would literally penetrate your ass on live television bro
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Replying to @ChadxJordan

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I take back everything I said about the red wave in this video 😭😭
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Replying to @heatdaddy69420
Dude in front of her wondering why his nachos smell like tuna
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
There is not a single meme, clip, or moment from this show that has spread online or in the public pop culture universe. It was never iconic, only infamous. How the actual fuck did it last 8 years when other great Netflix shows got 1 season.
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Replying to @tonyhawktruther
Gnarly Jerk, evil twin brother of Charlie Kirk. I should've known...
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Stoner junkies looking thru a kaleidoscope from dollar general while high and thinking they just unlocked the secrets of the universe
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Replying to @DoubleDiggur
The brutal rape scene mid game when the Monstars all ganged up on daffy gave me nightmares for weeks 😭 how was this allowed in a kids movie bro??
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Replying to @StokeyyG2
Gretzky is the only real example tbh every other sport has an actual goat debate
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
Believe it or not, both are Mexican men
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Replying to @spaceashes
To be fair Poppy should've been guessed eons before Pousy, Poddy, and Pommy 💀
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Replying to @CatgirlAnarcho
Is this the "red pill" andrew tate be talking about
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Replying to @MomsPostingLs
This is like when Jesse was selling meth at the rehab meetings
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Marine biologists in the 80's observing the disturbing sexual habits of dolphins
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Replying to @_Foreverheroics
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Replying to @Vegeta
Bro you gotta stop hanging out with frieza
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They never really had a bad logo
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My dog on the 4th of July when I hook him up to a car battery and throw water on him
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But you cried when Kobe died 😭
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Smiling friends for the Silent Generation
dawg even Looney Tunes was constantly taking the piss out of him
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Replying to @CringeZoology
Bro gets his zoological knowledge from the Madagascar movies
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Replying to @haremgaysex
The dentist when my teeth are a little too white

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That goated ass moment when you burp and it inexplicably tastes like that bowl of coco puffs you had at a holiday inn continental breakfast in San Diego in 2014
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Replying to @itsnarimann
These people treat the rest of the world like a zoo lmao
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Replying to @SNYGiants
Honestly this is way worse than just saying nothing at all lmfao. "Big shoutout to my girls ex, he took it like a champ when he found out she was bouncing on my dick. Really classy guy."
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Replying to @adifying
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Atheists on Christmas morning when their presents didn't evolve under the tree
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Replying to @DiscussingFilm
If there's a close up of her feet and toes in the first episode it's sweeping the Emmy's
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Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
Making fun of the British and French and joking about death and being suicidal but like in a quirky ironic way and joking about drugs and sex and other heckin adult things
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Replying to @CultureCrave
Rhea to Vince

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Just got airdropped this by my grandma tf
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MY RAPIST JUST GOT GROUNDED FOR FAILING HIS 8TH GRADE MATH TEST
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From my discord server
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Smiling friends fans where their parents are having a divorce level fight and the argument dialogue is extremely realistic
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Replying to @JoshRainerGold
No it wasn't lmao Newman was fat, I don't think I ever heard George get called that in the show. Short and bald yes but not fat
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Replying to @justinbieber
@grok make his costume lime green and make him fat
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Imagine being so socially inept that ur greatest fantasy is having a girl have random interest in you and do all the work to start a relationship and basically enable your ineptitude while enforcing her full will onto you cuz you cannot imagine not getting rejected if you asked
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How it feels to be hiking alone on a secluded trail and a solo woman passes you (I just like birdwatching 🥺)
how it feels walking past a male in a secluded trail or forest
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PEEP NEW VIDEO ON MY YT CHANNEL
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Replying to @JoshEberley
Wilt 100pt game and im bringing a 4K camcorder 💀
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Replying to @ArtofSpongebob
He canonically has a hog
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Trump's executive orders according to this website: "ALL MINORITIES AND GAYS WILL BE PUT INTO CONCENTRATION CAMPS AND EXECUTED" Trump's actual executive orders:
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OMG WHAT THE FUCK I.... I CANT DO THIS RN...
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Did I cook? Be onist...
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Replying to @Dexerto
I like my c4 drippy bruh
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Replying to @_onthewayjay

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Replying to @lemonade_grrrl
Scammers don't even send you random catfish titty pics anymore they just ask you "are you ready for what's to come?" 🥀💔💀
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Replying to @youthsheldon
Dark humor is joking about death and stuff ya know? Like making jokes about stuff that's usually sad and scary, I guess I'm a shock jock edgelord heh... BUT DONT YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ANYONE!!! Unless they're white dumb American Christians or British/French people 😎
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Replying to @DaveMcNamee3000
"You broke my heart Big Justice"
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Replying to @MKUltraMoney
EVERYBODY WANNA BE A RAPIST, BUT NOBODY WANNA COMMIT NO SEXY ASS RAPE! YEEAAHH BUDDY!! LIGHT RAPE LIGHT RAPE!

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Hey it's me
Seeing the RNC reminded me of this 😭
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Replying to @ced_jayy
"Heh, you kids... when I was a kid my emotionally unstable parents would lash out and abuse me over trivial shit 😎 I was clearly raised the right way, unlike you FUCKS" You boomermaxxing bro?
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Replying to @BleacherReport
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Replying to @utdbrxy
They'd be posting Rape of Nanking picture and some dude in the replies would be like "context? We don't know what the Chinese did to instigate this" 💀
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Replying to @PanasonicDX4500
You know prior to the immigration act of 1965 there wasn't really a sizeable Latino population in Cali right lol
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HOW THA GRINCH SMOKED KUSHMAS! (LOST MEDIA) (CHRISTMAS SPECIAL) feat. @GhettoSmosh Directors cut 🎥🎞️🎄
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Replying to @SussySpongey
My wife tearing down the baby's room we spent months setting up after her late miscarriage

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The big 4 white superpower nations need to band together at this time to fight back against mass immigration 💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻
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Replying to @Diamondbolt7
White dudes losing the argument preparing to hit "N"
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Replying to @KingWow @kingwow
plus I ain't have no phone in my apahtameant
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Bro we need lock Dan Schneider in a cage and set it on fire 🙏🏻
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The maggot living in my neovag when the dilation rod slips and pops a giant cyst on my duderus

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Antisocial virgin autists when they're in public and hear girls laughing in their general vicinity
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Replying to @zoerosebryant
Audiences didn't even fw them either 💀 what were they smoking back then??
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Replying to @HSTrumaniac
If Lincoln robbed a bank and someone was describing him to a police sketch artist the cop would be like "stop playing, what did he look like?"
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Welcome to your life
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Replying to @Baileymoon15
Reply with this
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Replying to @Demigloom
I WAS NEVER TAUGHT HOW TO GET A JOB
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Me listening to "Family Business" from now on
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qt blonde cashier told me my change was 67 cents and I called her the n word
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Buttheads New Art Comission
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Convenience store owners watching the black teens peruse the isles
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Kamala voters seeing Moo Deng videos on their TL from now on
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I'm morbidly obese
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Replying to @reddit_lies
Bro's only retort to nazism is something about sex lol
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Replying to @jery_hahaha
Believe it or not, all Latinx
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Replying to @uncle_deluge
Why do mentally disabled children make you sad? Are you implying it's a bad thing? Disgusting...
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Replying to @TheoAshNFL
Malik is our silly body insurance policy
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Replying to @UpdatingOnRome
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Replying to @OvOBrezzzy
And one night he comes home... HORNIER than usual... mommy pulls up the drive thru video... he didn't like that. Not. One. BIT-uh.
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
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Replying to @ShitpostGate
Get this coomer porn addict incest shit off my tl bro 😭
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Replying to @wariocolosseum
"You missed the point by idolizing him" type shit💀
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La La Land already exists bro
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