Nice knowing you guys.
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Replying to @DanielNMiller
I am losing my mind about how absolutely fecking wonderful this pic is.
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Replying to @trouble_man90
Our food comes from the US and central and south America. Hope this helps
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Replying to @as_a_worker
Begging people to read the Pillars of the Earth. Historically accurate backstory. Historically accurate descriptions of the technology used during this era. Just some fictional characters used to tell a really good story
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Chicago is under a tornado watch until 10pm and the only thing inside my head right now is that all the ingredients are there for making a taco.
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Replying to @halomancer1
Don't forget to block the blue checks who replied to him
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Why is she actually in the bush?
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I worked at a chemical plant. We were told to cad weld a ground onto this storage tank. Maintenance guy comes by and informs us that the chemical in the tank was highly explosive and would level the entire block if it went off. We had already finished. Thanks.
Huge explosion at chemical plant in Shepherd, Texas a couple hours ago
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Willis Group bought a building in Chicago in 2009. You know what we call it here? The Sears Tower.
It’s an exceptionally rare thing – in life or in business – that you get a second chance to make another big impression. Twitter made one massive impression and changed the way we communicate. Now, X will go further, transforming the global town square.
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War is bad. Hope this helps.
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No if you read carefully he's clearly saying that there is, in fact, electricity in SA
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I hope you both wind up alone for the rest of your lives
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Replying to @rjohnson344452
No community notes so this is true.
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What part is the escalation for you? I'm having a hard time understanding how SHE escalated things.
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You'll never guess who you people wind up compromising with instead of the far left.
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I know what happened. Explain why this is funny though.
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Replying to @Farra78209
'I'm crying because I'm a victim too' Omg grow up you babies
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But you do. Cry some more bitch
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Sean did you feucht Lauren Boebert?
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Can you explain this joke to me?
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Replying to @HobbesHD @DailyLoud
If a person has paid back the value of the principal plus 100% interest and still owes? Sorry, the taxpayers have already won. Time to give these people a break.
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She wants to make it clear that she's a transphobe
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Replying to @MrTooDamnChris
There's a promoted post from the movie floating around offering free tickets for this very reason. They just love to invent the dots to connect.
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Replying to @allahliker
3 day span: Get shot Golf Pick Vance
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Replying to @tony_magoni
Do these people freehonk cocaine there? If they have cool opinions, do we say they're "honked"? I have many questions
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Karma is real. I hope you remember this comment when it catches up to you.
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Replying to @KellyScaletta
25 years buddy. Take a seat.
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Replying to @Drea_got_banned
What part of this is MAGA?
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Replying to @groove_sdc
Fishhook theory confirmed
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Replying to @TheNewAmerLeft
I'm a straight white male construction worker with a large family. I've read the Turner diaries, the protocols, all their propaganda. I'm armed to the teeth. They will never see me coming.
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This is the one I'm going with. None of the others are exciting as this.
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I think the wealthy are bored. They keep telling me how hard they work but they seem to have all time on their hands.
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Replying to @USA_Comrade
Love to say “get me that inch and a half by three and a half" instead of 2x4.
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Still here lol. Folks, we need ONE BIG UNION.
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We love your tears!
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Well it isn't "fixed" yet so until then tip at least 20%, got it chief?
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No kidding? We should listen to what the Houthis have to say then no? They have legitimate concerns about some poor people.
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Jeff are you a rapist?
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Replying to @VStakeumms
"your ilk" lmfao
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She's making it up.
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Replying to @dipiombo
We always got hot work permits. They told us the the tank was empty because it was brand new. Serious miscommunication.
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As someone who wants to see the church go down, I'm thankful for people like you. You help the process along completely obvious to what you're doing.
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Incredible cope lmfao "The lefties attacking me all day have done nothing but pass blame and play the victim."
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Replying to @christweetsllc
Only Jesus can do this
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Then your entire rant was for nothing. Glad you understand now.
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No I mean innocent people are dying in Palestine
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You beat off to this don't ya?
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Brothers and sisters.....
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A guy who got his ass handed to him
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Replying to @BriannaWu
You're owned
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I'll bet it was @SethDillon 's female pen pals that kidnapped the 12 year old girl he's hiding from the FBI.
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I know an economic system that could do this that doesn't exploit it's workers. Want to know about it?
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No one loves you either
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How is anyone with a functioning brain still running with this story?
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You could've just said bātshīt crazy.
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Replying to @jigglesquad
Absolutely not. I had a 55yo in my apprentice class. His previous job screwed him over after a 30+ year career. Stole his pension too.
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Replying to @brielarson
Cut the net off, help you get back to the ocean, and submit the video to the dodo.
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Replying to @bobcesca_go
Self righteous is skipping Pennsylvania Michigan and Wisconsin buddy.
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I live in a ranch
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I hope you move back there in time for this
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Blue check fooled again
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Just empty space inside your skull
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Only a simpleton thinks we're defending him
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Replying to @superloafcat
He once fired up crowd "who's ready to f-ing rock?" Crowd erupts for solid minute. "Who's ready to kick ass?" Crowd erupts again. He does this several more times. Crowd eating it up. Then he goes "who's ready to fûck another guy in the ass?" Crowd erupts for 2 seconds. What wut?
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Replying to @KellyScaletta
You: you don't know dementia if you haven't had a conversation with someone who has it. Me: I did it for 25 years. You: I'll just insult you for no reason
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Hello bigoted neighbors! Enjoy my lights for a whole fucking month!
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Replying to @MrTooDamnChris
The Exodus? All them cement workers just went on strike. Big deal.
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Replying to @RabbiStevenG
'I would rather side with literal Nazis than admit killing 15000 children is bad'
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Did your dad just tell you to say this?
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52 times I have circumnavigated the sun on this ship.
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I know it's strange for people with souls like you and I, but some people need material possessions to feel good about themselves. I can't imagine being this shallow but here's Greg.
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Replying to @moalusi_victor
It's ok to murder 13000 children is what you're saying?
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Matthew 23: 37-39 And Mark 12:17
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Today is exactly 25 years
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Replying to @IAmGlennonX @UAW
Wow so profound
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This is waaay too big of a stride for this man to take. I don't believe this is real.
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Replying to @shelton_kenzi
Blocked every single blue check in the replies. Thank you.
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If you expect to make demands from a woman, you're a creep and we're going you avoid women to spare them the uncomfortable feelings you no doubt give to them.
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Replying to @moalusi_victor
Point to where I said that. You didn't answer the question.
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Replying to @TheOfficial1984
If you're angry or offended just know I'm absolutely lmfao at you. At this whole thing. It's hilarious. Best bit in the history of bits thus far.
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Replying to @JeanneIves
Ok weirdo
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Replying to @RonnieRadke
Grrr I'm angry
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So you were smart enough to know this was coming but too stoopit to think up a better answer.
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Oh man really? What's the real number of dead Palestinian children then? Give me a number.
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Replying to make sure you get ratioed on this also.
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