Im the NBA baby, yeah yeah
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Exited my fan brain torture chamber to write (what I hope) was a more objective analysis of the Giannis saga, pending Jaylen trade, and what to expect moving forward.
medium.com/@shnts11/the-starā¦
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Been going out to eat by myself a lot lately and the maĆ®tre deās eyes light up when you say ājust oneā
They are about to stick you in a place you didnāt even know was a part of the restaurant.
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Itās such a bummer when you see someone you respected doing the Trump Dance
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Hitting the last three words in the headline
The recent killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson in Manhattan has brought renewed attention to the escalating costs of protecting top executives. trib.al/4GUNGGX
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Imagining telling a joke so bad you change who the president is gonna be
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Getting stapled to the ceiling and the waiter grabbing a ladder to get up close enough to take my order
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judd crud
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āHey man, yeah I canāt make it to the wedding. I forgot Im having the Elder Scrolls NPC surgery that day.ā
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Tatum went down and I was like āah the seasons overā then we got the replay and I was like āoh next season is over tooā
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Getting a Woj push alert that my girlfriend is declining my 2024-25 option, but she has interest in bringing me back āin a reduced roleā as a part of her roster
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āStarā needs to be community noted
The former NBA star made some controversial claims during an interview with Fox News. tmz.me/xlkFsB6
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Being a movie simpleton rocks. All my movie buff friends give me good movies to watch and Iām like āyep, confirmed another good movieā
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Faizal Khamisa
I think my favorite NBA clip is how genuinely furious Serge Ibaka gets when OG Anunoby implies that he taught him how to dress and accessorize with scarfs.
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āWe got 13 inches last night, and it also snowed a lotā is the perfect joke, but the woke mind virus has convinced my coworkers that this needed to go to HR.
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Interesting idea but I would work on the name
In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding
So far:
ā¢ A passport has been filed for
ā¢ An inbox has been zero'd
ā¢ A personal website has been created
&more
I recommend this format!
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Let him know he went viral today and heās having the time of his life reading the quote tweets
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The sooner you work out, the sooner in the day you can heal your body with restorative sodas and recovery colas
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Crying laughing because brother in law told my sister to āHit the McConnellā
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My sister and I are just watching Norm McDonald clips and we are crying laughing at this
k.d. madigan
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Courtside Buzz
Two guys arguing in the group chat and Iām thumbsing up every few messages like Iām Tony Reali on Around the Horn
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Worm thinks fishing ānot necessaryā
REPORT: Tyler Herro would like the Miami Heat to run it back next season instead of trading for Donovan Mitchell or Kevin Durant.
(via @betr)
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ME: haha, check out this picture of me playing basketball last year
QUOTE TWEET FROM ARTBUTSPORTS:
The Poorly Endowed Dunce
1596, Erskine the Wise
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One of my friends brought this brainworm back into my life and I keep asking if the business is true nitter.app/dejuncel/status/182135ā¦
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Shaking my head and frowning while Harrison Butker scores points for my fantasy team so everyone knows I donāt agree with it.
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Itās so fucking funny that he was an objectively above average GM with the exception of making the worst trade of all time
Nico Harrisonās best moves
Kyrie trade
Dereck Lively selection
PJ Washington / Gafford deadline moves
DJJ signing
Nico Harrisonās worst moves
Trading the one player who made all of those players better
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reaction memes ā”ļø @VideoReacts
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Opened my feed to this image and old lady next to me on the plane audibly gasped
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Just found out @smokeismedicine got suspended which means we lost many classics including the "turns out he's one of the richest and most powerful gamblers" tweet ššš
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judd crud
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Irish James Bond
(Civ 6 āIreland Cultural Victoryā screen)
According to @TheSun, Cillian Murphy's performance in āOPPENHEIMERā impressed James Bond bosses. He is now the frontrunner for the role.
Do you think this would be a good fit?
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In all seriousness though, losing a 1/10th of a billion to be the 5 seed with your friends is crazy
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Really dark omen
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whatshisface
AGE 18: I want to marry a smoking hot babe!
AGE 27: Iād like to spend time with someone who see the world as do. We will see the world through the reflection in each other eyes.
AGE 35: (daydreaming about becoming an underpaid/poorly treated groundskeeper for a wealthy dowager)
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PHILLY TWITTER: Wawa employee caught me shoplifting but saw my hat, said āgo birdsā and let me go.
Also is Septa ruining anyone elseās morning?
NEW YORK: buying goods & services again. I could NEVER live anywhere else
BOSTON: guy I let crash wonāt pay rent or stop podcasting
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No offense to my mutuals but when you all talk about sports betting this is how that looks to me
R_Reelsš
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Anytime you are trading a 25 year old MVP candidate who is coming off a finals appearance, you want to do it
1. In secret with no competing offers
2. For someone 5 years older
3. Where you donāt ask for another good player
4. For someone who is always injured
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(Guy whoās opinions I have been able to correctly guess for a decade)
Heās an enigmaā¦ no way to tell where he might come downā¦
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Megalopolis is two hours and twenty minutes of watching Coppola write a āyou smoke too tough, your swag too different, your bitch too badā meme about himself and it fucking rocks
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I think given the stakes/moment that might be the worst injury in the history of the NBA
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WHITE HOUSE PRESS RELEASE: The presidentās heart is the strongest weāve ever measured
TRUMP: (unprompted, 8th time in 4 months) itās really something to be beyond redemption isnāt it folks? I think when my soul is weighed by Anubis it will be found (enunciating) quite bad
Trump: I donāt think thereās anything thatās going to get me into heaven. I think Iām not heaven bound. Iām not sure Iām going to be able make heaven
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You know Hillary fucked up real bad because he didnāt even go to the āplayoff games Justin Herbert has wonā yell, but the disrespectful, somber āgames Ben Simmons has played since the Hawks seriesā matter-of-fact statement.
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How it feels going grocery shopping at 4:30pm in November
nitter.app/litteralyme0_/status/1ā¦
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Cancer when they are up against someone evil
BREAKING: Cowboys owner Jerry Jones said he survived a stage 4 cancer battle that lasted more than a decade and included four surgeries.
Full story: yhoo.it/4oyKCdv
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Perfect timing guys this is exactly when you want to be there
President @realDonaldTrump welcomes the Boston Red Sox to the Oval Office šŗšø
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As far as runner up itās got to be a Will Sennett.
A lot of people are picking the Chalamet baseball one, but for my money, this is his best work.
āYouāre gonna do *what* with it?!ā
bradley babendir
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Itās killing me that the āolder manā in that cut article is a 30 year old.
The world weary intelligence of a man whose high school class song was āLet It Rock (feat. Lil Wayne)ā
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āMalice at the Palaceā style event at my wifeās familyās Thankgiving when her dad said clearing Halo on legendary didnāt count if it was co-op
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Pretty jarring shift here from Harris. None of the power with which we saw her win the primaries.
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ME, 34: (looking at one checking account being under 3k after a move and vacation) Welp, thatās it, Iām destitute now
ME, 23, speaking to liquor store clerk: (Bank of America overdraft alert sound from my phone) Thatās my alarm for āGin Oāclockā
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A 31 year old public defender dating a 25 year old male door dash delivery person and they wash towels with their clothes
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Iāll offer my take on the Jordan Neely murder as a 10 year veteran of working in the NYC shelter system.
The point of the system we have now is to warp people into cautionary tales for people going to work.
āThis could be you if you donāt work 60 hours at $12.75ā
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Landed in New York, gonna pop out for a few hours to cast 20-30 votes for Zohran then itās right back on my plane
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Jayson Tatum is the most iconic player at generating the āwow he looked like dogshit today, hopefully he bounces backā and then you got to his box score and he was 26-8-6
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Going from āstill alive for a titleā to āno meaningful basketball for 18 months is tough I have to say.
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Ernst and Young got fined by the SEC for employees cheating on their CPA Ethics exams lmao
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