Tortured AZ sports fan. Business owner. Millionaire. Pilot. Musician. Actor. Model. Postman. Billionaire.
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Today I ran a sub 3 hour marathon and qualified for Boston with less than a minute to spare. Promptly puked my brains out the second I finished
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Some cultures are inherently better than others and I'm tired of pretending they aren't
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You're not being ripped off by ordering online. You're getting extra by walking in, looking them in the eye and being polite. Stop ruining it for the rest of us by complaining online
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Oi m8 you got a loisense for that knife. That could hurt the migrants trying to r*pe ye!
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If you're considering what I think you are - do NOT buttchug these. Trust me, the short lived thrill is not worth the aftermath
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There needs to be a study on how online libs can ONLY relate to reality through movies/fiction.
"Well, Chud - as you can see in Dr. Who Season 13, episode 11 "Revenge of the Sith" that your political views are wrong"
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Reportedly he said, "Frick this heckin' bullcrap, man" Absolutely disgusting language. Surprised it's only 1 half
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The ellie miscast in tlot hbo is one of the worst in television/movie history. Completely killed the show
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To be fair, being an iowa fan watching their own QB complete a 5 yard pass must feel like watching the moon landing live
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Nothing more efficient than 6,000 stops lol. Kids leave school at 3. The last one gets home 7 hours later
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If I had 3 wishes from a genie, I would spend them all on shipping Indians back to India, building a wall around India to keep them all in and turning off their internet to the outside world
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Charlie Kirk was the most moderate, old school conservative. Nothing about him was radical. Now, y'all will see what radical is. Buckle up fggt
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Funniest part is that since he's an uber driver, he probably has that exact same conversation 15 times per day
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Suicide squad is a bad game. Microtransactions, live service bs, and a terrible story that disrespects the previous games. The industry needs another 1980s style crash. The only AAA games worth the money over the past few years come out of Japan. The west needs to get it together
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This is all because of anti-bullying campaigns in school. This type of antisocial behavior should have been smacked out of him by some dude named Kyle during PE class
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Dang, I knew superhero movies were gay but I didn't realize they were this cheap looking lmao
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"i couldn't afford it" while flying in a private jet is one of the funniest pivots I've seen in a while lmao. You seem like a nice kid but you deserve that ratios lmao
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England is a failed state. Can't believe you lot haven't revolted yet. Led by evil, retarded bureaucrats
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Hasan is a terrorist and must be stopped by any means necessary. We won't forget Dogtober 7th!!
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Dont forget about the Yukon. That was one of the most republican places I've ever been lol. Shoutout to Watson Lake
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And you also walked uphill both ways in the snow to get to school. Yeah, we've heard it all before. Damn boomers really suck
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I do feel sorry for that individual. The Lord did not wish for that path to be chosen and now eternity to pay for it
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I wonder what you meant by this? Yes, all those who harm children s*xually should be removed from society 鈽猴笍
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Boise State = ASS and lucky to make bowl game
Alabama = mediocre team now that everyone can pay players. RIP Alabama Jones
Kansas State - will be fine (as long as QBs family stops pummeling each other)
Texas - will lose in CFP Semi Finals as is tradition
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It literally did happen. Like a year ago. All of us want him buried under the prison. Respectfully, you are retarded
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To be fair, her dad probably had a hand in trying to shoot Trump in Butler. Cheney's are the worst family in America
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The Bible is actually very clear on this. Satan is the enemy and he was crushed by Jesus
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I was there. EVERYONE on the plane stood up and clapped. Le Epic! My only regret is that I have but one updoot to give. This good sir wins the Internet today
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You can report them to AZ Iced Tea/their distributor and it will be pulled from that gas station. AZ Iced Tea (along with many beverages and alcoholic products) have a fixed retail price that you cannot sell above.
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Bozo - which of the burritos do you think Chipotle wants/will tell their employees to make? The normal sized one on the right or the Big Mondo on the left? The more retards like you complain the more they'll crack down on getting a homie hookup.
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That same user seemed to be trying to detrans. Was also getting ripped apart in the thread by the degens. Bless him
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Totally. Spotify has some sort of BF ai algorithm that just assumes when you hit shuffle you actually mean the same 15 percent of the library they always play
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2 big problems, no shower no toilet and you're assuming the people living in these that taxpayers are paying for want the best for them.
99 percent are not down on their luck but addicts that choose to live this way
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"what is your prime directive?"
Niglet5000: *beep boop* "prime directive is to r*pe Will Stancil"
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Anthony Bourdain was insufferable and room temp IQs still hold him up as some modern philosopher. He was a bum
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Nobody has more riding on this election than Ross lol. His life literally hangs in the balance lol
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