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I'd much rather be on the wrong side of history than on the wrong side of the truth.
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My 4yo daughter told me "Daddy, if people hugged each other instead of fighting, there'd be no more war." I was moved to tears. So on a combat patrol, I ordered my squad to hug the Taliban instead of shoot them, and all but 3 of my men died bloodily.
Turns out, kids are retarded
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Stop, Dank! You're not allowed to imply support for vigilante justice against sex offenders! Only against *checks notes* insurance company executives!
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"My wife needs to be able to kill our children or else she won't fuck me" is one hell of an L
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"Sex workers" are complaining that platforms keep using them to get big and successful only to kick them to the curb after the fact.
The irony is lost on them that the entire point of a "sex worker" is to be used and discarded.
Like, that's it. That's the business model.
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No fun answer: Depending on the culture of the pod, orcas typically stun their prey prior to going in for the kill in order to mitigate the chance that their prey will be able to wound them in the process. 90% of hunting is making sure you don't get injured by the prey.
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"Death sentences for child molesters is a very dangerous situation for LGBTQ people" is an interesting take.
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People will do this all the time about controversial American history like the Indian Wars or Japanese internment camps. They'll always be like "they didn't teach us this in school!" about a subject we absolutely covered in class, they just didn't pay attention back then.
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They can't imagine a being with a different or greater perspective than themselves, because they cling to the idea, consciously or not, that THEY are God.
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"Sir, we just experienced a 9/11 times 8781.56 attack from a hostile enemy numbering in the trillions. Should we implement the draft or something?"
"Absolutely fucking NOT. And make sure our boot camp squad bays get their hot tubs and billiards tables updated!"
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We gotta wipe out half the life in the universe to conserve resources!
*Snap*
OH NO! HALF OUR RESOURCES DISAPPEARED, TOO!
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I want a movie where Harvey Keitel, Gene Hackman, Ernie Hudson, Jim Beaver, Dale Dye, and Al Matthews haze the shit out of Adam Driver.
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You know it's bad when the Lex Luthor CEO of the company and the guy who spent a billion dollars on the show is jumping ship on THE DAY OF THE PREMIERE so fast you'd think he was Galadriel in the middle of the ocean
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I'm in the Beltway and I think it's a good thing that at least for only one day, the government acted like it was afraid of its people.
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Yeah, the account with 28 followers is going to "give a voice" to the artist with 137K followers.
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We really could have used all these "there's absolutely no place for political violence" lines from Democrats in 2020, but alas, all we got was them encouraging it.
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Soon, we'll get to asking the question: "How does being the one black guy in an entire island nation, complete with being a foot taller than everyone else, make you a more effective ASSASSIN who is supposed to eliminate targets all sneaky like?"
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"But Lance Corporal, I thought Marines were supposed to run headfirst into danger hehehe"
"Haze 'em."
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His ideology is a hammer in search of a nail. Of course he still thinks it's racial animus
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Oh I wish I was in the land of cannoli
Olive-skinned donnas and Stromboli
Close your doors
To the Moors
Set a course
For Sicily
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No, she dodged the question. He asked her if she believed babies are racist. She answered that she doesn't "believe babies should be made to FEEL as thought they are racist."
So, she didn't say no, just that it should be kept secret from them.
It's a carefully-worded dodge
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Watching RoP Galadriel lecturing Isildur on humility is like watching Harvey Weinstein lecture Mother Teresa on chastity.
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Let's get behind #FreeChrystulKizer
Call for justice for Crystul Kizer of Kenosha.
Kizer was 17, shot & killed her pedophile child sex trafficker to escape.
She was wrongfully denied access to a self-defense law & her case is on appeal.
It's more productive than attacking Kyle Rittenhouse.
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But hey, what does trying to convince voters accomplish when you can just rely on your well-established voter fraud network to steal elections at the last second and call it a Blue Wave, right?
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Things boiled over during Saturday’s rally and march for Tekle Sundberg, when the 24 year old woman who says he was shooting into her apt. showed up voicing her frustration with those gathering in front of her building on Sundberg’s behalf. @kare11 * video contains profanity *
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Look, I don't give much credence to celebrity commentary about the mil or vets. But after seeing you stand up for your beliefs and integrity amidst all the backlash you've faced this year, as a combat vet, let me just say this:
Thank you for being an American worth fighting for.
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Woah, now. You really think the federal government would do that? Just entrap it's own citizens? Are you sure?
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I'm still waiting for Hollywood to make a Hansel and Gretel movie about how the kids deserved it and the witch was just a misunderstood girlboss running a fabulous independent bakery.
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Like I've had acquaintances claim this about subjects and I have to remind them that we did, in fact, learn about it in history class and I know they did because they were in my class and I had to coordinate with them for the group project ABOUT said subject.
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They've outlawed socialism, so they're sliding back into the dark abyss of national socialism. I am very smart.
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Yeah, no.
I just read the synopsis, and this scene is supposed to portray her as an arrogant villain protagonist.
The filmmakers are saying she's wrong, here.
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Ah yes. What everyone wanted more of: That scene from the third Hobbit movie of Legolas Mario-jumping up falling stone tiles
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Just for the record, it's kind of a misstep to loudly proclaim that X is the media now and then a couple weeks later say that only fluffy, positive interactions will be favored on the app, all the while pointing out the disastrous behavior of the British government in facilitating rape gangs.
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Are we still following these rules, Neil?
On a day like today it’s worth saying, I believe survivors. Men must not close our eyes and minds to what happens to women in this world. We must fight, alongside them, for them to be believed, at the ballot box & with art & by listening, and change this world for the better.
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This question is like (in more ways than one) asking how many gang rapists you would kill to save their victim.
The answer is as many as it takes.
Is killing more than 200 Palestinian civilians worth 4 Israeli hostages?
A question worth asking on the record.
Also why is Bibi rejecting all the ceasefire for hostages deals?
(Because he cares more about staying in power and continuing the war.)
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Evidence against Xi Jinping: Current Events
Evidence for Xi Jingping: Well, his mom got together with my stepmom during a Tupperware party and she just could NOT stop talking about how wonderful he is!
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If libertarianism cannot engage in the reality of politics because doing so goes against its ideology, then libertarian doesn't work. Period.
It is nothing more than a thought experiment because it cannot actually be put into practice according to its own rules and restraints.
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People forget that while vets respect each other in a way that civilians don't, they also aren't impressed by mere veteran status.
Oh, you served? Me too, and I met a bunch of idiots when I did. We're zeroed out, dude.
Hey @JDVance, did you forget what the USMC taught you about respect? Tim Walz spent DECADES in uniform.
You both deserve to be thanked for your service. Don’t become Donald Trump. He calls veterans suckers and losers and that is beneath those of us who have actually served.
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Well, @POTUSThump, you did it. You perfectly encapsulated America right now. This is the current mood.
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I like the part where they recovered from COVID just like the US did but then Trudeau is all "NOT ON MY WATCH!"
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Which is weird, if true, because Larry doesn't write doorstopper brick fantasy.
He has long been annoyed at watching new authors not be given a chance by audiences who are "waiting for the series to be finished first" before they buy the first book, thus killing a career/series before it ever begins.
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Yes, we need more black men as psychotic, hyperviolent veterans murdering other criminals in our media.
That will send a great message
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If the average civilian gave even 5% of a fuck that @th3j35t3r does, #ISIS would never feel safe releasing videos jesterscourt.cc/2014/08/29/c…
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Imagine working for Twitter and not being able to afford your own lunch.
You've convinces yourselves that you're infinitely smarter than construction workers and tradesmen, and they've figured out how to feed themselves for generations.
He fired 3/4 of the employees. Now he’s planning to starve the rest of them. He’s failure incarnate.
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Can we just acknowledge that Meg Griffin McCain is still tone-deaf enough to think "You can't talk to me like that! Do you know who my father is?" is a viable argument instead of a clichéd line by the antagonist in a shitty 90s teen comedy?
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It gets much, much worse. One of the VAs for Funimation has signed a sworn affidavit alleging a casting couch culture at the company.
drive.google.com/file/d/17oD…
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"The yanks cheered the French Revo..."
JEFFERSON cheered the French Revolution.
The rest of the Founding Fathers said "We're not touching this one. Oh, you were allies with us for OUR revolution? Let us check our notes to see who our allies from France were... Oh. Your king."
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