Western SJDubs: Uzaki Chan is pedophillic Meanwhile in the west, at Netflix HQ...

>Make reptile race >Give it mammary glands

Every time I see a clip from the MCU now I think it looks like somebody's senior project using After Effects and published on YouTube.

"Don't stop sacrificing your children to Moloch if you want a good harvest"

Great thread, but that picture of the guy holding a stick like it's a rifle is something else.

I'm not MGTOW but the fact that the two richest women on Earth will have gained their wealth through the American divorce system should give everyone pause.

Nextdoor is where you go to find out your neighbors hate you. Facebook is where you go to find out your friends from high school hate you. Twitter is where you to to find strangers who hate you.

They work in Hollywood. In other words, they mourn their own.

Remember that they don't adapt things because they like the source material.

Lol twitter

Negligence covers it pretty well when it's done to another person. But what do you call it when you do it to yourself?

Godamn my country is based

It seems like a lot of you want the straight equivalent of Chuck Tingle, writing stories about drawing close to the engorged chest glands of your Argonian maid, taking in the slightly acidic scent of her unique reptilian microbiome as she pulls your head toward her bare, scaly chest. You feel the rough texture of the iguana skin nipple rising from the almost slimy, slick surface of her bosom. Then your mouth fills with bitter hist sap, the hallucinogen feeding your perverse lust as you feel her hot, acrid breath on your ear and hear her throat rumbling softly with hunger. IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!

Usury.

"This game is awful but we're going to praise it as good anyway"

The rotating minimap is an inherently female phenomenon. The world revolves around you—the typical experience of post-war western women—rather than the objectively superior method of fixing the map to north practiced by all explorers and militaries for all history. The default Apple maps experience reflects its user base: dominated by females and effeminate males dominated by females. If a game has a rotating minimap, it is a sign that female developers may have been involved. Exercise caution, or you could get longhoused, like the countless poor chaps turned gay by Dragon Age Inquisition, which is honestly a 1/10 game for the minimap alone.

We could have gotten a billion dollar Lord of the rings anime, but nooooo we have to make a cheap show by wokies

It's all about the characters. When Mark Hamill tweets out the picture of what the fans wanted, that is the acknowledgement of the failure. It's why the MCU is successful. It's why lots of fans don't like the prequels It's why the sequels suck. Characters are everything

What's hilarious is that Republicans DON'T do this at all. They also don't destroy the ring. They hold onto it for a few years then politely hand the ring back to Sauron. Because they are gentlemen.

Homework is stupid. 🧵 People are super gaslighted about homework and cook up lots of reasons that children should have no free time and spend their evenings working. All of them are bad. The truth is that homework is rarely, if ever, justified.

Womp womp

This is giving me flashbacks to a rented house of some people I knew ~20 years ago. They named it "Kashyyyk." There is a kind of person who dreams of living like this. They WANT this. They spend all their time destroying "their communal property" (rented). And they get uglier along with the house. Fatter, sallow skin, worse shape, hacking all the time from the cannabis habit - but they are vegan now. Their clothes are full of holes. They play shitty music in the garage. They drink PBR all night and only stop to hit the bong or barf. Why did I know them? Well, the decay takes a long time. You meet as college freshman and they are normal. By graduation (if they graduate) they are insane from it all. Eventually, they are evicted, but it's just a bump in the road. They crash on a couch, put a curtain up in a living room, and never leave their friend's house. Keep on chugging that PBR. Smoke that stress. Scratch communist slogans into your stolen guitar.

An interesting thing is I've never heard Dracula discussed in any of my literature classes. Kind of like Tarzan, to the literati it might as well not exist. To that end, the modern post-protestant bugman wouldn't understand it since it is a traditionalist Christian story where the physical sacraments actually DO things. Vampirism is an inversion of the Eucharist. Christ's blood brings you life but drinking the vampire's blood takes it, just as he takes life. The male vampire lusts for the woman and kills and damns her, taking from her rather than a 'putting in" to her for the procreation of new life. The woman vampire lusts for the child as an inversion of all things female, and is especially an inversion of the Theotokos. She seeks to devour that which should be held to her breast. The vampire must sleep on holy ground, in a church. This is an inversion of the relics of saints, which rest under the altars of our churches. Their remains on this Earth perform miracles, the remains of the vampire steal salvation. The vampire as a whole is an inversion of the saints and of Christ their model, who lives in heaven and whose body is blessed on Earth; Dracula persists in a physical Sense on Earth but is cut off from the spiritual realm forever, and that with all his power he is ultimately powerless against the body of Christ. The characters wake up not only from a modern sensibility, but from there modern English Protestant worldview, wherein religion is an intellectual rather than physical exercise. The peasants of Transylvania give Jonathan symbols like the crucifix which have power over Dracula, and he remarks how he was taught that such things were blasphemous, but quickly learns their virtue. Most of the male protagonists begin the tale as skeptics, but their trials turn them into true believers. In essence, their struggle against Dracula is the means by which they come to God.

Hoping to have a mechanic where you can change the weather by forcing children to cry before you rip out their hearts. Also I expect you can flay open fellow Aztecs and wear their skins inside out as armor. Hope that's not sold as DLC.

1. Spiritual poverty 2. No connection with authenticity - 90% of the media they consumed in youth was parody/reference comedy 3. Bad education Even 20 years ago my university students were unable to write essays without using a conversational voice.

I'm the only one who can Dave her

Nigerese

>no reloading desk >No Mess Boogie stack >No CRTs >Uncovered windows >Bar stools next to dining table Woman confirmed

My favorite part of the new Dune movie is when the white savior hero wins a knife fight, and then dumps his mulatto booty call for a white princess, and all her brothers and homies choose to side with him and go fuck up the galaxy.

I haven't noticed these types throwing things on post-modern art. Why is that?

Lol we didn't have an election

Re-watching Force Awakens for a "4 years later" follow-up vid. It's worse than I remember when there is no flashy lights novelty. This movie could not decide what it was about. It's just a bunch of loosely-connected scenes. And yes, fan-fiction. Cringey dialogue throughout

But pisses me off the most about wotc and modern d&d (and other ttrpgs) approach is the total attack on escapism. They want to bring the real world into the fantasy world, which suggests the question, "What the fuck is even the point?!'

Apparently Dragon Ball Fighter Z is supposed to normally cost 110 dollars.

Imagine not owning physical copies of the movies by now

This was 100% predictable when they announced a lead writer from the comic industry.

It looks like he spent a fair amount of time drawing that. Did he spend any time thinking about it?

Get this. It's Treasure Planet, but in 18th century earth and live action.

>build a new PC >Use it to play Morrowind

100% real. 11 y/o finds the joy of twirking and challenges her oppressive family, or something like that. I don't want to watch it even to dunk on it.

The three types of demonic activity you usually hear about: -Possession -Obsession -Temptation Obsession explains a lot of it. Just look at the pro-abortion side. They can't stop thinking about it. Demons are both a simple and robust answer.

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS DOWN. COMING THIS FALL.

I bought the video game industry so I could DISMANTLE it.

Yeah but I don't have a ready-made meme for her.

He held on as long as he could before being called home. Alas that there was no true heir, and rule has been given over to lesser men.

Leftist art usually falls into these categories: "Well-executed garbage" - this is most Neil Gaiman work "Looks great with a terrible story" - the Hollywood paradigm "This garbage is art, actually" - academia since the 1950s.

My complaint: companies making fantasy board games targeted to kids by making things cuddly, squishy, and cartoonish. My son is a BOY. He likes things that LOOK COOL. Compare the new vs old versions of "Dungeon."

Five wizards: One died. One went into the west bearing the ring of fire. Three stuck around in the east and eventually delivered presents to Jesus.

People will stan very hard for corporate fanfiction.

Nothing is immune to the Corporate IP death cycle.

Some people are shitting on this trauma dump, but I can tell you first hand that this is a major problem at universities, and especially in the arts. So much of your academic career is built upon interpersonal relationships that if you a professor hates you or sabotages you that can mean you never get a fellowship, internship, can't graduate, can't get into grad school, can't get that first teaching position, can't get a grant... Everything is built on recommendations, committees (especially in the arts), inside baseball on journal publications, etc. Even in our litigious, sexual-harassment sensitive world a professor can have massive power over a student in a way an employer, for example, cannot. Unless you've been an academic you may not get this. It's easy to be manipulated at 18, and the real and perceived power can make one feel like she cannot say "no" without losing everything, including all social connections, which tend to be concentrated in the department for arts students. At the same time, your career depends on schmoozing other academics... Keeping your distance has costs. Seen MANY inappropriate things, including sexual misconduct. Never seen a professor suffer meaningfully for it. I don't know what the academic equivalent of the blue wall of silence is, but it's real, at least in the arts. I suspect as much from the sciences given our current research schizophrenia but I haven't witnessed it firsthand, and I doubt students are spending as much unrestricted time with instructors in STEM as they are in music.

It's like the old joke about asking the economist what 2+2 equals. He shuts the blinds, locks the door, and says, "What do you WANT it to equal?"

It doesn't.

Demolition Man was the most prescient movie ever made.

Imagine trying to explain this to a kid from 1998

Community note says it all. But I just thought I'd add that if you're protestant it's easy to miss obviously Christian events, such as Gandalf offering the sacrament of confession to Saruman and then defrocking him. There's also a general misunderstanding of what paganism is and what the pagan mindset was. This attempt to analyze the work attempts to link it with mythological ideas but paganism as a religious area was really about ritual. You find this very prominent in the old epics by Homer and Virgil. If it was really a pagan work it would be full of things like auspices, oracles, burnt sacrifices, etc. Calling upon Elbereth was for talking more alike evoking a saint (Mary), not a god, as the pagan focuses on transactive rites, not prayer, intercession, or holy names.

Grammar: it matters.

The Fatherless "Alpha Male" A pattern I noticed years ago. Promotes what he perceives as masculinity, but at the same time shares his partner, takes it up the butt from other men, and is actually a violent psychotic that primarily harms those weaker than himself.

Normal power fantasy: I wish I was attractive and rich and could save the world! Journo power fantasy: I want to murder the internet randos who quote tweet me! Reviews: "I love this movie, it's so identifiable!"

They texted and called every person in the county at the same time to let them know 911 was down. Am I the only person who sees the problem.with this?

"What if ______ had feelings" was bound to run out of steam sooner or later.

Guys if you think the tech industry is bad wait till you find out about Indians and the trucking industry.

Imagine if it actually looked like this instead of the hellish nightmare that it was. Maybe there would have been fewer divorces.

Careful You're going to summon the millennial porn defenders

Holy shit they really did it, everything we said that they would do, they're going to do. They're throwing a party on Tolkien's grave.

A man I legitimately admire. He lived life on his own terms and still lived into his '90s, peaking as an an old man. "The old that is strong does not wither"

The Scots were all nonbinary because they wore kilts. Romans were all trans because they didn't wear pants. Caesar was gay because he wore purple robes.

People who say there is no good Christian Media are invariably comparing Christian™ lifestyle brand media to pop media in general. Christian™ media is corporate art whose consumption is marketed as a fulfillment of a carefully cultivated identity. It is not designed to be persuasive or even good because that doesn't matter much to the target demographic. The proper comparison is not Pure Flix movies but Mel Gibson films, or anything pre-boomer which is Christian by default.

Keep in mind they shoot people like Charlie Kirk instead of you because he's famous, not because they think he's worse.

There is no star wars anymore. All there is now is a company that can sue you for making a star wars movie.

I didn't watch The Witcher series because they cast ugly women. The 45-year-old waitress serving me fried alligator shouldn't be hotter than your Hollywood actress.

GUYS YOU AREN'T BEING AFRAID ENOUGH

I never imagined war propaganda could be this cringe.

Jack Black dumping his best friend, cancelling his tour and firing dozens of people (and reducing the employment of potentially hundreds), and groveling like a worm after his friend told a naughty joke (that Black laughed at) is probably the LEAST rock'n'roll thing I can imagine

I understand why my boomer teachers loved Of Mice and Men so much: It's about how people who depend on you are inconvenient and life would be better if they were dead or had never been born. 🥁

People didn't get my jokes before. Maybe you will now :p

Boomer moment

I figured lizard men would be really into tail fat. Drooling over the jiggle physics of the gecko-like female tail.

Anti-homework brigade check in! Quick arguments: - implies the school day is too short (not enough time for independent practice) - implies the instructor is irrelevant for remediation (why even have them? Just have kids turn in homework instead) - distorts grades so that they reflect conscientiousness and not mastery of skills (kids whose parents make them do homework just get better grades even if they are worse at the subject) - perpetuates socioeconomic status (poor kids don't have involved parents who make them do homework) - doesn't actually prepare you for real life where you are paid for your work and are not required to do free labor for your employer at home - destroys childhood and makes children miserable. What else?

Lol wut

Torturing animals is usually practice for harming humans. It's a exercise.

I see a bunch of people in the replies wondering why she didn't learn this in school. Guys, schools haven't taught this in America since before she was born.

By the Silmarils...

Forgot I made this

2020 has helped me stop caring about movies almost entirely.

Imagine my shock that every mainstream outlet is attacking American mythology on July 4th. They hate you and want you dead.

This one was good

Now that Sony is closing the studio that made Concord I'm once again seeing the "what about the devs?" take. Doesn't it suck to be them? Do they only get one chance? They were already compensated with years worth of salary to make the biggest flop in the history of the world.

Science fiction is a sub-genre of fantasy