my brother (30) just learned he was diagnosed with ADD/ADHD as a kid and our parents just… never told him
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checks out. gf had asked for new vacuum, got new vacuum. everyone v happy w/ the outcome all around
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this kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities
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We had someone enter a cost in USD instead of YEN blowing the entire budget in a single line item. Almost forgot about that
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I love Magic Eye, but I've stared at this for a while and I still don't get it. Can anyone help?
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The optimal known packing of 17 equal squares into a larger square - i.e. the arrangement which minimises the size of the large square.
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How do you tell the difference between getting actual insight from tweets vs tweets just hijacking your salience-making machinery?
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knipps your meal prep too hard your smoke too tough your bitch too bad youve gotta stop theyll kill you
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y’all are great, but @SeanMombo impressed me every single day
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absolutely not
I had our previous landlord take out a “smart” thermostat after it completely shut off the AC mid-heatwave bc it didn’t think anyone was home (the poor dog was)
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AMA 300 FOLLOWER SPECIAL!🥳🎉
Going to try something different here, ask me anything and I’ll respond with one of your own tweets. If I can’t, you get a gif
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These are all just labels. You just label everything. Thats so fuckin lazy.
You know what this is? You even know what that is? You dont. You know why? Because you cant see this thing if you dont have to label it. You mistake all those little noises in your head for true knowledge
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The elites don’t want you to know this but the bibles in the hotel nightstand are free you can take them home I have 458 bibles
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It makes perfect sense that Santa is actually @thinkwert in his spare time
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maybe one of you can help: what compels a person to keep arguing their point even after the other party has agreed?
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not married but when she sneezed & it was the cutest thing i’d ever heard I knew it was over
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“printer” - you can buy sheets of uncut bills easy
he used to walk around with sheets and scissors, cutting them out as needed
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I don’t want to trip you out but try walking through your house with this perspective. or consider even a single item, all the parts and materials that went into your television, computer, or cell phone. it’s supply chains all the way down
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I have plagiarized
the hot takes
that were in
your drafts
and which
you were probably
saving
for alt
Forgive me
they were chad
so spicy
and so based
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🌍👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Always have been (getting shorter)
what’s the most quickly recurring talking point on twitter? I think it’s gifted kid discourse, I see it about every 2 months. For contrast, unpaid internships seem to be about once a year. There’s an intense “how many hours should you work a week” blowout about every 2 yrs
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had this in drafts:
>80% of project management is understanding dependencies & knowing who will do what by when
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gonna find myself on the wrong end of a block for impersonating @deepfates one of these days
if it hasn’t happened already
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I want a girl with a mind like a diamond. I want a girl who knows what's best. I want a girl with shoes that cut & eyes that burn like cigarettes. I want a girl with the right allocations; who's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack…
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