crafty jackrabbit creating the unknown
Austin, TX
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intended vibes: friendly, intentional, thoughtful, playful, empathetic, authentic, creative, optimistic, curious, kind 💪🦚
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What’s a purchase you’ve made that was just amazing, improved an aspect of your life in a major way, no regrets, etc?
(I’m looking for pitches, so like… under $275 please)
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one gender gulf i think about a lot is how women cannot know the depths that male loneliness can reach. no crying and no victims here just sharing a perspective
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boy check:
- what emotion do u feel rn
- last time u took up a lot of space
- hours slept
- last hang w the boys
- getting enough protein?
- last in person convo
- how often do u think ab her
- last time u lifted heavy thing
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I'd like to microdose "life is excruciatingly meaningful." What do you recommend?
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I'd like to microdose "life is excruciatingly meaningful." What do you recommend?
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imagine being a woman and living every day with the implicit knowledge that so many men in your life have romantic or sexual feelings towards you
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Everything I'm taking in right now points to the idea that the actual spiritual practice in one's life is active participation with the real life stuff: job, partner, chores. Not the retreat, not the meditation, not the isolated vision quest.
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had two female friends who were very flirtatious with me. first time they both met my wife (at an event) one of them openly ogled me and said "you lucky mfer" to my wife, while the other ignored me almost entirely the whole night
guess which one i'm still friends with
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"All of the gains I’ve accrued in my life have stemmed from commitment, probably because anything works if you stick with it for long enough; and nothing works—no matter how good the method—if you give it up." -@isabelunraveled
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boy check:
- what emotion do u feel rn
- last time u took up a lot of space
- hours slept
- last hang w the boys
- getting enough protein?
- last in person convo
- how often do u think ab her
- last time u lifted heavy thing
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so you're telling me you have to meet someone AND like them AND be attracted to them AND they like you AND they're attracted to you AND you keep liking each other AND you agree or compromise on every big life thing? how is this so common?
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just taught the guy i'm dating about how his outer world is a reflection of his inner state and now he no longer gets upset about the people and things that trigger him and instead he sees them for the gifts that they are he is so cute i love him sm
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bisexual women are afraid of failing at hard mode (dating women) and so they stick with easy mode (dating men)
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if a man tells you you have "pretty eyes" he is doing everything in his power not to marry you senseless please release him from his torment his friends are receiving the kinds of messages someone in prison would send
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beginning to see a loop that was always there but wasn't noticeable until someone pointed it out. do you want this experience for yourself? you can get it by continuing to read this tweet, but you have to go back up to the
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you tell me a problem you have and i'll tell you a twitter account it would be of benefit to pay attention to
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What’s a purchase you’ve made that was just amazing, improved an aspect of your life in a major way, no regrets, etc?
(I’m looking for pitches, so like… under $225 please)
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okay bro great job having more nonstop epiphanies now is this the year you do something with your life?
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after weeks of studying girls i am prepared to share my findings. girls need:
- attention
- to feel safe
- to have fun
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am i the only person in the whole entire world who thinks dating discourse is silly? all you need to do is find one person who matches your freak and then you can accumulate a lifetime of stories and data to support your narrative
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remembering the sad advice given at an open house with beautiful colorful walls: neutralize to sell!
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A common failure mode of relationships seems to be:
"I only A because you B!"
"I only B because you A!"
Do you know any couples who successfully navigated their way out of an AB death spiral? What's their story?
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if i were a woman i would only believe something is true if both menstruating me and ovulating me agree on it
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Outcomes, ranked:
1. Asking and getting a yes
2. Not asking
3. Asking and getting a no
How do I switch the order of 2 and 3 in my brain?
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So you want to do something but not really because it’ll be kind of annoying and unpleasant to actually do. So you call a Council of Yous consisting of you and 5 other yous spaced out 1 to 5 years in the future.
You’re the only no vote. The motion passes 5-1.
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the puzzle i'm currently grappling with: no one else is going to save me. all of my attempts so far at saving myself, applying my knowledge and skills and abilities, have not worked. how to believe that i will save myself when the data so far doesn't support that conclusion?
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gf: tuck me in? 🥺
bf: ok
gf: yeah nice and tight just like a burrito
bf: my little burrito *forehead kiss*
gf: how did that taste
bf: what
gf: make me extra tasty
*gf gestures with eyes to the nightstand. bf opens it. it's filled with taco bell fire sauce packets*
gf: 😏
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yoga instructor: breathe into downward dog and remember that it's a felony to ogle the sexy women here
*i'm sweating*
instructor: hey sweaty. is that from the pose or are you about to do crimes?
me: i just gots to look! 👀
*later, in prison*
cellmate: yogleing?
me: yogleing
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men,
can you imagine being wanted for doing nothing at all?
satisfying someone else's desire just by being you?
❤️
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