patron of the arts and my dog Maggie Beans.
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One time I saw Patrick Mahomes at Panera just eating and watching king of the hill on his phone.
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People who automatically side with the company over the employees should ask themselves why they think that way.
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Flavor Flav being one of my favorite philanthropists was not on the bingo
Card but here we are.
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Pro chefs do it this way because you can see where you already zested and then tap the zester on whatever you adding zest to and it all just falls off the zester. Insulting someone from a position of ignorance to feel better about yourself is not a good look.
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Crowd work is just a sign of the times. Every audience member has main character syndrome so how can they enjoy a show they aren’t a part of? I don’t watch comedy specials any more because it’s not funny to me.
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Oh shit. Hope they are okay. My dad died at home and wasn’t found for a while. Really hurts me.
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He’s literally doing the same thing to you that you are doing to your bf. If he is rude then so are you.
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So all the other fragments on earth that have been recovered are confirmed from our solar system specifically? How does one even confirm that?
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This is how my dog stands outside of the coffee shop we go to if they are closed and she can’t get a treat.
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This random occurrence is gonna get pricey for you soon. Just wait til you have a salt tank with Nemo in it.
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Imagine a movie where I am babysitting the rizzler and we have a crazy day full of hijinks and hilarity and then when I ask him if he had a good time he gives me 5 booms. Tears of joy.
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Tickets to the pelicans v trailblazers game start at 16 today? Are we sure affordability is the issue?
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Putting an animal on ssris is something only a human already taking ssris would consider doing.
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It’s crazy how many people are doing political fan fic on this app and acting like it really happened.
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As he presents to the public he is absolutely a bad person. Any normal man who sucker punched another adult would be in jail for it. But I’m sure he is a nice guy behind the scenes right? Because most people who are out of control on public aren’t that way in private?
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