RIP, 2012-2025
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if you don’t have headphones you don’t get to listen to music or watch tiktoks on public transportation
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Whenever I see a video of the Rizzler I always hope he has a good relationship with the adults in his life
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Having a 22 y/o brother who isn't an incel truly feels like getting on the last chopper out of Vietnam
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So stay inside on your phone for the rest of your life. Don’t make friends, don’t travel, don’t try new restaurants, don’t find hobbies. See if I give a shit
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popular opinion: if you think that college should only be available to those who can afford it, then you’re admitting that education is a tool to deepen the class divide and you’re a classist
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They call me 007
0 interviews
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7 applications submitted per day
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in berlin i met a guy who really wanted to be bisexual but after experimenting with 2 dudes he just didn't have it in him
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“let the intern cook” a 25 y/o wrote this and it spent 2 hours in approvals
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#JDVanceKilledThePope let’s get it trending
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grief is sooo weird because you’ll be having a normal day until you See Something
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dream job is a spotify copywriter. 6 figures to write playlist descriptions like “it’s giving sad girl”
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I like her way more than all the other pop girlies because she actually listens to music
Olivia and The Cure’s Robert Smith singing “Friday I’m In Love” at #Glastonbury2025!
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It must be so awesome to be a normie engaged to your longtime boyfriend at age 26
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just remembered if i show up as my authentic self what is meant for me will find me
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the people’s princess
EXCLUSIVE: Hunter Biden puffs on a vape and breaks into a coughing fit while shopping with friends trib.al/WMjoOy4
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the tiktok ban is going to kill the fake grass wall/neon sign restaurant industry
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when you see one of these signs you know you’re about to drink the best oat milk cappuccino of your life
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swifties are gonna say something like “who’s ever even heard of courtney love”
Courtney Love sees Taylor Swift as a “safe space for girls,” but doesn’t believe her music is “important” or “interesting”→ cos.lv/aKNg50RgFUi
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very fucked up how eating well and working out regularly actually makes you feel better
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"i wish i had olivia rodrigo when i was 15" you had ribs by lorde you ungrateful piece of shit
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There are so many things must happen before I can begin to think about whether or not I want kids but then I see a child in a chef's hat and it changes the trajectory of my life
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not really into dating rn but very into flirting and that’s where things get complicated
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little treat culture is getting out of hand. you don’t need an $8 coffee because you did laundry
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every so often i get a humbling reminder that at my core, i am strange and off-putting
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Overcame my strong urge to order Indian food and made something that fucking sucked 🔥
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grandparents are awesome because they’ll say things like “your hair used to be so pretty” and then give you $200
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i think i’m fundamentally unloveable but i have a full-time job so i’m not really worried about that
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