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Hi all.
If you're in the UK, you can now stream my film The Second Time Around on @Channel4
Hope you enjoy.
channel4.com/programmes/the-…
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Conspiracy theory: a studio exec hired someone to do this deep fake to see if the internet wants this remake
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Here's a picture of @danisnotonfire getting a picture of his name in the credits of big hero 6
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I have my first therapy session on Thursday. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this ready for something. There’s so much I’ve been ignoring. Please don’t do that. Your feelings are valid and people won’t judge you for them. And if they do, they’re wrong.
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hi guys it me dodie (all lower case). i close my eyes in photos. CATS. yellow is my brand now.
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@danisnotonfire I changed your name to "Daniel Howell" in the Jack and Dean videos you feat in. I respect your choice.
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I fucking called it
The #NoTimeToDie title song will be performed by @billieeilish. Billie has written the song with her brother @finneas and is the youngest artist in history to write and record a James Bond theme song.
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please don't watch @sampepper's new video, it's not a prank, it's just sexual harassment passed off as entertainment
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Nothing makes me quite as angry as the gun laws in America. If you believe it is not a problem then you are just wrong.
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My Nanna passed away today. She was a wonderful, caring person. A classic Greek woman, which basically means she was a feeder. I love you. I’ll miss you. RIP x
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Today we had to say goodbye to Zoe - our little piggy. She had more personality than most humans. She liked naps, food that wasn't hers, ripping open wrapping paper, stealing tea towels. She was the heart of my home for 15 years and it won't be the same without her.
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Dear girl on the tube, I don’t know if you’re on twitter or will ever see this... but thank you for saying hello. I’ve not been having a great brain day today and your kindness and telling me you enjoyed Jack & Dean of All Trades has really lifted me. Thank you, stranger.
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I wasn’t sure how or when the internet would find out about Hazel Hayes and I breaking up. She has chosen to announce it and I respect that decision.
I might be less active for a while as I try to understand and fix things at the very core of myself. Please don’t speculate.
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Harry Styles is surrounded by an incredible ensemble of actors and he fits in without issue. You would never guess this was his debut film.
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What happened to @TheRealGrimmie is so scary and unfair.
Hey America, how many times does this need to happen before you get some gun laws?
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Anxiety is a liar. No matter how good it might be at convincing you it’s telling the truth. It is not.
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So sad to hear about the passing of Stan Lee. Legend doesn't quite cover it. The world of pop culture owes him so much. My thoughts are with his family.
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Had to say goodbye to my Grandad John Smith yesterday. He was such a kind and funny man.
My final memory of him is shaving off his beard in the hospital.
A nurse said "I hear you've got a radio in the cupboard" and he said "yeah, do you wanna buy it?"
RIP - I'll miss you
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Listen to the internet takeover tonight at 9pm on @BBCR1 with these weirdos #NicerInternet instagram.com/p/zA2_BaI-ki/
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I heard that tesco were having a post-easter sale on malteser bunnies so i bought all of the malteser bunnies
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In February I went to dinner with @SprinkleofGlitr @AmazingPhil and @danisnotonfire amongst other things piped.video/yzxzALZOx90
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everyone: hollywood is so unoriginal i'm tired of remakes
mother: hi there i'm a new interesting original film
everyone: no thanks
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I was murdered in my dream last night.
I gave an American friend a sandwich, they said, “your ham is a bit different.” I said, “yeah, it’s better than yours.”
I was then shot in the chest by a masked stranger and fell out the window.
Who killed me? Why? Was it related to ham?
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It's my birthday today. A lot of creative geniuses die at age 27... So... I think I'll be fine.
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Can everyone stop comparing Captain Marvel to Wonder Woman please? The films are nothing alike.
There is nothing helpful about saying “I think this girl one is better than this girl one”
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The people who voted for Trump most likely won't see this. But if you do happen to stumble upon it, I'd like you to go fuck yourself.
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Oh no.
I've been invited to the Spider-Man: Far From Home screening on Thursday... And I can't make it.
This is the worst thing that's ever happened to anyone ever.
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I’m probably a bit too concerned about Millie Bobby Brown. But I just really hope she’s allowed to be 13 in the middle of all this madness.
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my new kink is when ariana grande posts on instagram and then scrolling to see what soppy thing pete davidson has commented
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
But what if they’re not?
What if my interpretation of colour is different to yours?
I’m freaking out
Help
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✨GOOD NEWS✨
Emotional Baggage has been accepted into the 2020 LOCO film festival and will screen at the BFI Southbank at the end of January 📽️
@DeanDobbs and I are now eligible for a BAFTA. Madness.
I wouldn't hate winning a BAFTA tbf
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there was a time when we completely operated without toilets. We're addicted to our toilets.
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My heart has been racing for the past 90 minutes.
#Sherlock
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Nah mate. I love this. People are allowed to feel joy. And isn’t it wonderful that something like this can prove that we’re all still capable of being like children? Even if just for a few minutes?
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See I think the issue is
I've got my Father's temper
and I'm emotionally inarticulate
so rather than being honest and vulnerable
I did a quick switch
because I'm hurting inside
I'm trying to hide it
- Bo Burnham, in his comedy song where he also yells "eat a dick" over and over
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My mum and sister just came into my room, got on the bed with me and gave me a team cuddle. Merry Christmas.
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Our Prime Minister has coronavirus and he told us about it in a vlog. What is this timeline?
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#AskELJames What's your favourite shade out of the 50? Is there a chance that more shades will be added?
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Attention everyone I think Chris Evans is the real Captain America nitter.app/chrisevans/status/9399…
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sorry what
am I reading this right
does this say what I think it says
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If Trump is impeached I hope they keep him around the White House to wash cars like Biff at the end of back to the future
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friend: you’re looking trim, have you lost weight?
me: probably
friend: what’s your secret?
me: had a break up
friend:
me: good tip?
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My family got a new dog the other day
This is Macey
I haven’t met her yet but I would die for her
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You know that song you usually skip, not because you don’t like it, but because you need specific circumstances to listen to it so you can experience it properly and have a good cry?
For me that’s Sleep by My Chemical Romance. What’s yours?
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me: doctor, doctor, I can't stop thinking about Lionel Richie
doctor: how long has this been going on for?
me: *sings* all night long!
doctor: is that the only reason you made this appointment?
me:
doctor: because the nhs is under enough pressure as it is
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Wow @boburnham
Inside is one of the most vulnerable and honest looks at the process of creating
I am floored
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David Bowie and Alan Rickman in Heaven together. Equally pissed off.
But then they realise they're the coolest guys there.
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