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All the time—I’ll be Koi-oh (Coyote in Spanish) when I hit Seattle this winter ..
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Had to salute another Detroit native this Black History Month. Shout out to John Witherspoon for all the good comedy he gave us over the years.
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This pic of @LilKim at her 2005 perjury trial came across my IG Feed and I had to post it
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Theres a high amount of maintenance w/female trees bc no one cleans up the seeds (which can be bulbous) or rotting fruit. 2nd fruit trees in public spaces attract insects & other animals. 3rd the fruit could be infected w/worms or other parasites & cause a public health crisis
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@LadyBrooklyn_ X would legit roll up on you and pray for you—I know somebody he did that for when she ran outta gas—and he gave her gas money. So a chick goin to the room and gettin Pastor X and not Smasher X sounds just like him 😂
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All fun and games till’ a mf tell where you can and can’t go, what time u can do shit, and u gotta do count 8 times a day
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😂😂😂 you tried the wrong one. There’s only 2 brands worth drinking at all and I guarantee you didn’t have one of em
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I hope this is just her puttin on for Twitter—b/c if it’s true it’s stupid & uneconomical. Ain’t no way in hell you’d pay inflated prices for candy when you can buy it cheaper beforehand
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So @RealRemyMa wants to shame her husband for cheatin’ but he didn’t shame her when she was cheatin’
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They’re both good but Taste Nirvana is the best. Me and my homeboy used our whole paychecks buying cases of em when they first came out 😂
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Or have healthy nervous and digestive systems since cold water causes your blood vessels to contract and renders you unable to digest nutrients…👇🏾
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This is the kinda content I’m on Twitter for! You should’ve said I’d like to buy you the kinda drink that’ll make us fast friends. Bet she’s never heard that before
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Meanwhile they took over yo whole ass continent, created apartheid, & sold you back yo land & called it the end of apartheid. So what’re you on here flexin about exactly? 😂
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Kandice…I wanna talk to you offline bc there’s no way your mind works this way 🤣🤣🤣
I just can’t believe it
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Some of the ppl in the comments should not be parents bc that fall was all the lesson he needed—and it’s obvious that’s not the first time he’s done that but that was the first time Dad let him fall 😂
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Be lookin at her like: Are you taking the car’s to get washed or changing oil, b/c if you can’t cook are u at least cleaning? 🤷🏾♂️
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I wonder where any of you learned critical thinking skills bc you can’t be that dumb. 39.75 hrs is still part time. They’re trying to exhaust them w/o giving them a full time classification 😒
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I promise you I thought somethin had changed in my social lingo programming bc —stud? 😂
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I’m reading this thread and trying to understand how this post made sense in the context of her tweet since she said her “white son” couldn’t get a job 😂
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I honestly wanna know WTF you’re talking about right now. A manager fucking over a group financially has nothing to do w/someone w/o a relationship w/a person threatening to sexual assault them. There’s no space for a metaphor there. Left behind children🤦🏾♂️
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Why December kids always be the voice of reason in these kinds of situations 😂 @OfficialEmpAtl I gotta follow you now
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He’s basically only 12 so I don’t know what that pic did other than prove his birthday comes around every 4 years 🤣
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$25 an hour is college degree/or at least skilled services pay. Doesn’t take any of those to run Waffle House
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My sister took my niece to speech therapy session testing bc she thought she was nonverbal…my niece looked at her and said, “There’s nothing wrong with me. This is an Apple. This is a pear. Train. Car. Why do you want to talk to me? Are you lonely?” 😭
There's a lady on Tik Tok who has been trying to teach her toddler French, but the child refuses to learn. She found out that her child speaks French at day care 😂
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Aye, could be worse—my sister in law got 75 or 80 brothers and sisters. The 70’s was a wild time
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I mean—he knew he was caught bc she left his game, breakfast and key on the counter so he cldnt have thought it was outta the blue 😂
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And somehow you forgot about @RachelTrue from the Craft?
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😂😂😂 can you tell me why you think that? And why do you think 2 things can be true? If a man tells you they “want” that’s a preference & can be modified depending on the want; but when he says he “needs” it’s a must and he sayin I’m tired of tlkn to yo ass about this
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Puff: “I felt like he needed some clothes.” 😭😭😭
That’s the nicest way of sayin a mf’ can’t dress I ever heard 😂😂😂
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Y’all—my gf &I came in the house once & her best friend was cryin. We asked what’s wrong & she played her voicemail.
Her man said: “You always wanna go out w/me—lookin like yesterday…Yo sorry ass.”
I screamt 😂
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Are you slow or are you a bot? DEI was created bc black ppl and other minorities, white women and veterans were NOT being hired over unqualified white men. Which is why when Trump got in office and they fired DEI hires all the white women and veterans got fired first 😂
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That’s not entirely true. You can appraise a street at future value, i.e., commercial build or residential development. Especially if he has a development plan drafted. With a solid attorney he could pull out a win.
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Bro you can’t be that slow 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Man that’s why y’all should not read court documents if you don’t know what they mean. FYI “without costs” means no side petitioned the court for attorney and court fees to be paid by the other side
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I’m bout to ask y’all: Y’all think Lot’s wife looked back because she left her boyfriend in Sodom?
Sodom & Gomorrah (S2;Ep1) - piped.video/HLyOiRKj3iU
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Ok. How much more do you want your taxes to be? And who’s going to be responsible for these jobs? The city? The county? The state? Tell me about it
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Boooooooyyyyy by my girlfriends mom when she was in med school & I was in undergrad. We were blowin off a little steam & her mom walked in tlkn to us & just paused & said: “Y’all in here fucc’n?”
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Girl that ain’t you!!! And now that I think of it, a majority of women that look like cats are Libra’s 😂😂😂 how many Libra’s here?!?
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As a polyglot I can assure you it’s not just memorizing words, and if that were the case they wldnt be a polyglot now would they 😂😂😂
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