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Whenever I find a piano out in the world I like to sit down and set shit off one time (Thank God the phone didn't fall)
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Why didn't our parents just take the chicken out the freezer before they went to work? I'm starting to think the elders were slow
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Haven't heard a single record by this woman
Doechii’s reaction to winning Best Rap Album has ME tearing up #Grammys2025
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Crazy thing about being a wild animal you just gotta eat that shit and keep it pushing. Ain’t no painkiller no hospital none of that shit lil buddy. AND the wolves tracking you by scent as we speak
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I thought y'all dress like that for yourself. Now it's his fault. Alright
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Bro is one bad day away from becoming the city's biggest threat
Controlling Lasers through eye tracking technology.
📹 @thehacksmith
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DragonBall is one of those things that should just never be attempted to be made into live action. It will never work
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Burnt toast theory - the idea that your inconveniences may be protecting you from a worse situation, ie; missing your flight but come to find out the wall where you would've been sitting ripped off.
It's used for positive reframing.
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I love when yall therapists let yall know yall dumb as hell. But professionally
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That boy is a FREAKAZOID
Conjoined twin Abby Hensel, of TLC’s ‘Abby & Brittany,’ is now married to an army veteran trib.al/Fm5tYUa
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They finna make us play as a single mom lmfaoooo
GTA 6’s Latina protagonist, Lucia will reportedly have a child that appears in storyline cutscenes, making it the first title in the series to feature a young character.
Community note
Even if this rumor would come out as true, the caption "first title in the series to feature a young character" would be false.
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories featured an infant called Mary-Beth Williams which made minor appearances in the game's story.
gta.fandom.com/wiki/Mary-Beth
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Tired of black women proudly being the mouthpiece for this satanic shit. A fetus is not a parasite, it is someone's growing child. What is wrong with y'all
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Bitches be tryna tie hoeing into spirituality so bad, just shake that ass
God bless women empowerment
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There is no evidence to suggest that mapouka, a type of dance, can get remove or treat uterine fibroids. Fibroids can be treated via hormonal therapy, hysteroscopy, laparoscopic myomectomy or non-invasive uterine artery embolization.
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I always thought y'all hyped Lori, that chick next to her smokes her 10 outta 10 times 😂
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Fun fact: The body can't break down ink and exhausts all its abilities to try because it's toxic. Your immune cells ultimately end up having to physically hold the ink molecules in place, and you permanently have to expend immune resources to replace those cells when they die.
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This what I mean when I say cardio should be fun. Don't nobody wanna fuckin run in place
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Women be thinking this looks good whole time they look like $5 prostitutes
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Niggas can be goin thru hell and back but one thing for sure, two things for certain, we WILL have that PLAYSTATION
The last 6 months really been wild man. Working two jobs. My car engine died on me. I been sleeping on my auntie couch, slept in my brother car a couple times. I still got more work to do… But, we here 🫡
I’ll never take this for granted
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A whole billionaire's wife in there but it's not good for you Twitter girls 😂 This why y'all don't be getting dates
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This the first case of polygamy I've seen that actually involved some bad bitches
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Whenever I see women with money it's like how much of this was fucked for
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Like you standing here yelling at the top of your lungs about some shit you could've did 7 hours ago
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Niggas stay tryna push their gayness on you….Like okay bro you paint your nails, do you but don’t try and make it seem like that’s what the cool guys are doing 😂 It’s NOT
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Nigga could've got into the NBA off nepotism alone and instead chose to be an ugly woman
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This a clear sign a man don't get no hoes. How you know she wasn't annoying af, disloyal, didn't meet his needs, cheated first, etc. Just see a bitch and think every nigga supposed to be happy to be there 🤣
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Got a black woman over there dying for some shit that ain’t even her muthafuckin business.
US soldier killed in Jordan drone strike ID’d as Georgia woman: ‘Munchkin will be missed’ trib.al/nwNuijU
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How come y'all don't talk about violent Hispanic culture like y'all talk about violent Black culture? 🤔 I ain't never seen niggas decapitate anybody.
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They wanna keep the fugly one out the frame SOOOOO BAD
Ghanaian Girls Dance To “Amapiano” ✨
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This the type of shit that happen when your girl control the relationship
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Notice when they talk to Latinos they don't have a muthafucka up there in a sombrero talking about "Ole!"
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Look at the comments from black women supporting this woman, a prostitute......and compare that to the comments about Simone Biles, a respectable wife.
I feel like this is a hopeless group of women like there's no redeeming these levels of mental atrophy
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Mongoose are a snake’s worst nightmare. They are immune to the venom and kill them with almost no challenge. It is an ancient rivalry which has sharpened both creatures, yet the mongoose remains the typical winner of these matchups.
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Mongoose have a high level of resistance to snake venom, but they do not have complete immunity.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/P
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Nah I lost it when you said force your 63 year old father to work a third job 💀😭
Like what, you just sitting in the house while Grandma and them working doubles? 😭😭😭🤣
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These are the bitches you just put on rotation and dog out. You give relationships and good treatment to good women. You treat a BITCH how she deserve to be treated.
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The flute close af to their face and it’s moving back and forth…..mf thinks it’s about to die it’s locked in
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So he just steals Keith Lee's whole shit and y'all are gonna go along with it....😂🤔 Alright
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You niggas are weak, my girl would've had to just roll over and take her dumb ass to sleep
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He was low key testing you. Probably a serial killer. If you would've just said no he would've been like ".....you should be"
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Before y’all start “that’s a moose” the antlers work the same way these animals are like 3 genes apart from each other 😂
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See how all the men salivating in the comments despite her being dark skin?
Cuz when you’re fine you’re fine. Some of y’all have got to accept you’re clapped
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Number one I have a degree in biology..... I've passed it at a level you couldn't even comprehend
Number 2 shut the entire FUCK up, a fetus isn't a parasite 🤣
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Unfortunately, this ain't that cute.... this is a male killing the children of the females in his newly acquired territory. Ain't no stepdaddy shit in nature
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They also think we care. Like I'm here to play 2k with my boy idgaf what he doing with you 🤣
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She's like Martin Luther King for whores 😂
I have a dream that all whores will be judged not by the color of their skin.....but the fappability of their content ☝🏾
I’ve been seeing discourse about that girl making 43 million on OF but can I open up a can of worms here? Can we talk about how race & ethnicity play a huge part in your income. I’m VERY grateful for what I make but can we start being honest about that?
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She also said she didn't see who shot her lmao. Free that man
Megan thee Stallion makes it clear her ex-best friend Kelsey didn’t shoot her after Tory Lanez’s driver claims he saw her with a gun during the time she was shot:
“I know who shot me, I said who shot me and that’s why tf you in jail.”
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That nigga will be on TMZ the next day "DIDDY TRIED TO SEDATE ME AT THE FREAK OFF MANSION"
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Black dating discourse has been overthrown by strippers and prostitutes, or women who idolize them. Keep that in mind. A normal chick will go for ice cream and a walk in the park
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Women wanted her to abandon her family and be a single mom SOOOOOOO bad
KEKE PALMER is pregnant again by her baby dad.
I’m all for black love and togetherness. So. This is why you keep your relationship issues off social media and out of the public #peoplewannaseeyoufail 🤓🤓🤓
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See this is REAL homophobia. They might stone them boys.
The shit y'all be up at arms about in the US is nothin.
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Them all white parties ain't no different than them Diddy Parties
Adin Ross showcases a picture of him and Micheal Rubin nearly naked.😨
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This photo is digitally altered.
If you look at the arms, hands, feet’s and etc. of Adin Ross you will see deformation.
The real one is on Adin’s Instagram.
instagram.com/stories/adinro…
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There definitely is a biological cost to the tattoo. Your body has a permanent frontline to hold. Like a great wall, if that makes sense. Maybe a dam is more analogous
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A woman has no hesitation to unleash her evil against you once she has decided she is finished with you. She will do anything to achieve her ends....The extremity they will go to both surprises and destroys men. You must be willing to be equally ruthless.
According to new legal docs obtained by TMZ, Teyana Taylor says Iman Shumpert ignores the safety of their children when they're in his care ... accusing him of smoking weed, not feeding them, and being under the influence when he's with them.
🔗: tmz.com/2024/01/09/teyana-ta…
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That’s because the reason to have kids is because they want kids…….wtf else is it supposed to be 😂
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