Shady diva, tippler, scribe, hengequeen, citizen, feminist. Mountain hedgewitch. Salty, field-portable, shoulder-mounted. NAFO

Langley, Virginia USA
#NAFO #Fellas #NAFOCatDivision I'll be on this platform until Ukraine is victorious no matter what. That said, if X becomes unsafe all of my personal content will be removed. I will post my life on other platforms. Details/updates in comments, TBD. Russia Delenda Est.
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Replying to @FrankLuntz
I think her expressions are perfect, given the circumstances.
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For the US citizens who were adults on 9/11/2001: Are you getting through the evening sober? How?
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Hey everyone: Entitlement in this context is not a dirty word. You paid for your Social Security, so you are literally entitled to receive it. Social Security and Medicare are entitlements for this reason.
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Replying to @RepClayHiggins
This you?
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Replying to @DerrickEvans4WV
I don't know, dude. This you?
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Replying to @RichardHanania
Watching men lose their shit over a woman who refuses to doll herself up for the male gaze makes me laugh, and laugh, and laugh. Women don't owe you a goddamn thing. The kids will be all right.
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Replying to @TheNotoriousMMA
You raped a woman so viciously that her tampon had to be surgically removed. Anyone who thinks you are suitable for public office is a bad person, stupid, or both.
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Why the fuck are you bothering her now? She gave it her all. Left it all on the field. The country wanted Trump and rejected her. What the FUCK do you expect her to do? She's not your mommy, people! JHFC!!!
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Replying to @DougWahl1
Public servants should grow accustomed to their names and job titles being public property. Because they are.
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Replying to @RepNancyMace
Are you having a psychiatric break?
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Replying to @mtgreenee
This you?
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Replying to @SirajAHashmi
Keep it up, because every disgusting, misogynist meme you post here will turn another conservative woman into a Harris voter.

ALT Kamala Harris Real Though GIF

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Replying to @charliekirk11
That's Rockford. They voted Democrat in 2020 and 2024, I think. What's your point, exactly? Spell it out.
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It's morning in the Americas, NAFO Fellas! How will we smack down the Kremlin lickspittles today? Slava Ukraini!
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Replying to @JDVance
You fucking liar. Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014 and continued to attack it for the entirety of Trump's first term.
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Replying to @adamhousley
What fraud? Be specific. The government funding things you don't like is not "fraud." Words still mean things.
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BREAKING: Budanov statement on the Kerch bridge
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Ukraine has the chance to do the funniest thing . . .
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Replying to @shoe0nhead
If this is what passes for "moderate" conservatism these days your party is utterly lost.
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Listen up, US based Fellas, because it's important: The Kremlin has been meemering in the English language about "race war" and "civil war" in the US since the dawn of social media. I witnessed it myself on the conservative chat boards when I used to be a Republican: The Ron Paul forums. Zero Hedge. The 3%-ers. The NRA folks. etcetera. By the time the Tea Party took over the Republican party it was safe to say the Kremlin had also taken it. All it took was a li'l kompromat to herd the stragglers. So here's what I'm saying. The moment the Kremlin thinks the timing is right to kick off a race war or civil war in the US it will use all its tricks of the trade to trigger us into doing it to ourselves. Aaaand . . . If you think they'd be above a l'il political assassination here or there you're daft. It's this tinfoil hat thinking? Not at all. It's 20+ years of observation. Corroding civil society is cheap. It's up to us not to take their bait like a bunch of mouth breathing morons.
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Replying to @zoomertea
This is fanfiction. Throughout the course of history only princesses were treated like princesses. Every other woman was driven like a mule until she dropped dead.
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It's Putin's plan to get back at the US for the collapse of the Soviet Union. All Kremlin conspiracies about the dissolution of the US include currency collapse. The US dollar no longer the world's reserve currency, etc. Musk wants its replacement to be crypto.
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Replying to @reshetz
This is such a "Russian" thing to do. They think they're owed deference, respect, and will throw temper tantrums when they don't get it.
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Replying to @dannysmanifesto
Get a load of this fanfic. It's bullshit because there is no organization called "antifa." Antifa is short for antifascist and it is a *leaderless movement.* This imagined scenario, with organization and leadership, however dysfunctional, is another animal entirely.
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Denial of access to spares or a software patch, on the other hand . . .
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Replying to @JoyceWhiteVance
Every time JD Vance opens his mouth another woman re-dedicates the rest of her life to being his worst nightmare.
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Replying to @GLFOP
Disgusting. So much for my ever donating to your organization again.
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Replying to @UncutSpeech
Russia is a third world country. A quarter of the country doesn't even have indoor plumbing.
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Replying to @NikkiHaley
That's a lie. War raged at the Ukrainian border during the entirety of Trump's term and all he did about it was hold up the aid. You are despicable.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
There is something seriously wrong with you people.
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Replying to @pureblood617
Welp. Guess the trollbots officially have their marching orders. Took you long enough, "pureblood617."
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Replying to @NLRG_it
Ah, well, the day is still young.
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Replying to @elonmusk @DOGE
You piece of shit. Do you know how many people's grandparents are still alive because they're on Medicaid? Who get Meals on Wheels? Who have benefitted from FEMA assistance? Fuck you.
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Replying to @nataliegwinters
Is this a parody account?
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Replying to @JBelcourt73
Thank you Raver. Biden was very few people's first choice in 2020, but the last four years have been pretty steady and there is a lot to be said for that, even if one is conservative.
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Replying to @Jim_Jordan
Because the campaign turned the material over to the FBI that's why. WTF is wrong with you?
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Replying to @elonmusk
Why would I celebrate the elimination of an office that RETURNED $21 BILLION TO US CONSUMERS? You're such an asshole, Elon. Jesus Christ.
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Replying to @elonmusk
People working 80 hours/week on slave wages can't afford to have children. Also: People whose jobs have been outsourced to foreigners have a harder time finding other jobs that pay living wages. In short: Pick a lane. Kids cost money and time.
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Replying to @AGPamBondi
Since Trump used that phone to attempt to murder his VP and overthrow the 2020 election I think the action was warranted. Maybe Trump should stop using his private cell phone to commit crimes. Just a thought.
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Replying to @DAGToddBlanche
You were Trump's criminal lawyer and should have recused. You deserve to be disbarred for this.
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Did Ukraine just hit another Russian ship?
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Replying to @juliasteinberg
Honestly? From all the things they could have quoted him for . . . this was pretty mild. You should see what he said about black and gay people.
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Replying to @LauraRbnsn
Yes he would. He was awful.
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Replying to @ChuckGrassley
You are a US Senator, Chuck, a senior one. You and your Senate colleagues can do something about it besides tweet. So tell us: What will you DO?
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But you voted for this, right?
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Replying to @EWErickson
That you took it as an attack on Trump says more about Trump's poor character than anything. Biden didn't even say Trump's name.
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
It's called rape. Call it rape.
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Replying to @trixiemattel
White supremacy. Patriarchy. You know, the usual.
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Replying to @bennyjohnson
Either we're bluehaired old ladies or we're "terrorists." Pick a lane. We can't be both.
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Eggs for breakfast, right, Fellas?
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Replying to @RandPaul
Oh my god Rand, did the kremlin dictate that to you? You're such a tool. Truly embarrassing. It is not "war mongering" to defend one's country from a genocidal invasion. Fuck off.
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My House Representative's Washington DC office returned my call! He will sign the discharge petition!

ALT cat yes GIF

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Replying to @PeteHegseth
What a dumb thing to say. You're seriously running your personal Twitter account while Secretary of Defense? Do you have no one in your life to offer wise counsel? Or are you just drunk again?
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Replying to @SpeakerJohnson
Take responsibilty for what your party has become.
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Replying to @TexasFreedom33
You are so very bad at this.
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Replying to @kylenabecker
Nobody disputes that. He wasn't even indicted for it. He was indicted for a conspiracy to defraud the Federal Government and to throw out the legal votes of thousands of American citizens because they lived in Democratic strongholds and wouldn't vote for him.
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Replying to @holy_schnitt
Lethal was the best word, given the moment. I hope Russia, China and Iran heard it.
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Replying to @elonmusk
You big baby. We live in a Republic with checks and balances. Deal with it.
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"Little girl?" STFU, you misogynist clod, have some respect. JHFC.
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This is by far the dumbest thing I read all day. Jesus H Barking Christ on a pogo stick, man, you are stupid.
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Replying to @netflix
Oh wow. Could you be more tone deaf?
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I used a video downloader site to save this speech. Highly recommend that US based NAFO Fellas save it. Post it in reply to every Project 2025 asshole who posts something about a loyalty test.
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Hey Boston Globe, you deserve to be sued for this.
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Replying to @SydneyLWatson
She did a lot more than that. She harassed the staff. No office is required to put up with that.
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Replying to @Cloudwatch199
But this is how we know you belong to this party: You only cared after it happened to YOU.
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Shooting them down would have been more decisive.
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WTAF is this headline? Ukraine attacks Russia's military infrastructure to defend itself from Russia's genocidal invasion in accordance with the laws of war. There is nothing "dirty" about defending oneself. The author of this (s)hit piece would tell a rape victim to lie still.
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If Medicaid is defunded and the nursing homes empty, guess who will end up having to quit their jobs to feed and change the bedpans for their ailing parents? Mostly women, that's who. Also: Who holds most of the jobs at nursing homes? Women. They'll lose their jobs. This is a feature, not a bug, for the Project 2025 people. Chasing women out of the paid workforce is a part of what is supposed to make America "great" again. In their opinion we were born to toil uncompensated. Women already make up almost 60% of unpaid caregivers and over 80% of paid in-home caregivers for seniors.
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Replying to @narendramodi
You've taken the side of a child trafficker and a war criminal. May you reap the whirlwind.
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Replying to @FBIDDBongino
There is no "security pin" requirement. Stop making things up. He had to show ID to get in the building and the first thing he did was identify himself. GFY.
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Replying to @nickgillespie
Trump told everyone, repeatedly, that he was going to do slap tarrifs on everyone. So tell me: Who did you vote for, knowing full well what he was going to do?
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Replying to @DC_Draino
Zelenskyy is funny and talented, has a law degree, is happily married to his high school sweetheart, and is President of a country that's about to destroy Russia with the West's surplus military gear. And, he is loved. You can die mad about it.
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Replying to @elonmusk
It's very simple: If you make life difficult for women they will stop having children. They don't owe you, or society, a goddamn thing so fuck off with your nonsense. It's the easiest "problem" for society to fix, but misogyny has assholes grabbing for the sticks instead of the carrots, and being total creeps about it. The result? Even fewer women wanting to give men the time of day, let alone have their chidren.
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Replying to @AttorneyCrump
As if she hasn't suffered enough. Not so fun fact: Most of us who have miscarried did so on a toilet. Many women do not have anyplace else to take care of the mess. It's painful, horrible, deranging. Leave her alone.
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Replying to @NickBuckleyMBE
Your king is divorced. Go sit down.
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Replying to @RepSpartz
None of those people are "radical left." They are your constituents. You are a stupid and evil Kremlin asset, Ms. Spartz. Go home to ruzzia.
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Replying to @bscholl
You can't be serious. Let russian spies fund their own research FFS.
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So beautiful!
Russia's Saratov oil refinery was heavily hit by Ukrainian attack drones overnight, with the morning sun revealing multiple pillars of smoke and active fires raging across the refinery complex.
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Replying to @AesPolitics1
No. Narcissists are incapable of remorse. The look on his face is boredom, resentment and petulance.
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Replying to @notcapnamerica
Melanin. It freaks them out for some reason.
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Replying to @yashar @marceelias
I hope there are already efforts in swing states to ensure that urban areas have sufficient resources to allow for efficient voting. The long lines and broken voting machines - most notably in Atlanta GA - are enraging.
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Replying to @WhiteHouse
Your Administration will be in the hisory books as the most craven, corrupt, inept Pesidency ever. "The likes of which we've never seen!"
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Replying to @DNIGabbard
Trump stole classified documents and stored them in a bathroom at Mar a Lago.
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I need everyone to think twice about giving their energies to a party run by this guy.
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Replying to @JudiciaryGOP
Happy Obama Appreciation Day!
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Replying to @badlibtakes
Yes. Project 2025 would end birthright citizenship and allow for the deportation of legal immigrants and even US citizens in mass dragnets with no recourse. Maybe you should read it.
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