Welcome to Guillotine Leagues. Survive, advance, and be crowned the ultimate fantasy football champion. GuillotineLeagues.com or download our iOS app
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Here's your chance to WIN TWO THINGS.
A free $30 Guillotine League entry + a FREE @QuestFFL
dynasty orphan.
You do this to enter:
1. Follow @GuillotineFF & @QuestFFL on Twitter.
2. Like this post.
3. Retweet this post.
We'll pick a random winner Friday.
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The most chopped players from Guillotine Leagues™ in Week 1! 🪓
1. Ja'Marr Chase
2. A.J. Brown
3. Joe Burrow
4. Bo Nix
5. Nico Collins
6. Joe Mixon
7. Xavier Worthy
8. Mark Andrews
9. Amon-Ra St. Brown
10. Rashee Rice
Need FAAB advice? We got you: bit.ly/4pnu0G7
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If you're following us and we're not following back, like this tweet and we'll get that fixed.
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YES! Guillotine Leagues are OPEN for the 2024 season! **FREE** private leagues and tons of updates! Plus, we’ve fully redesigned our mobile app for iOS and Android! It’s never been easier to play the greatest fantasy football format ever invented.
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How long can you survive?
Welcome to Guillotine Leagues — the most chaotic, cutthroat & insanely fun way to play fantasy football. This isn’t your typical fantasy football league, this is Fantasy for the Fearless. 🪓
Learn more: guillotineleagues.com or download our iOS app
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If you're following us and we're not following back, please like this tweet, and we'll get that squared away ASAP!
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The Scott Fish Bowl Super Chop is back, with all proceeds going to charity!
The $50 entry fee also gets you a 3-month premium @RotoWire subscription, plus a chance to win a spot in SFB13 next year and some sweet bling from @TrophySmack!
Learn more here: guillotineleagues.com/public…
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Congratulations! It is officially #SFB14 season! We're excited to run back another SFB Super Chop for charity this summer, stay tuned everyone!
Got my official invite to #SFB14. The only questions now are do I wear a series 1 shirt or series 2 shirt with my #SFB13 championship ring for the draft? Will I get to show it off in NYC? Only time will tell. @ScottFish24 @GLchop @TrophySmack @FantasyCaresOrg
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If you missed the fantasy playoffs, you can still play in the postseason!
Join The Chopionship — pick players & survive!
• No draft
• 3 players max per NFL team
• Lowest scoring 25% of teams are CHOPPED!
FREE & paid contests available! Register now! playgl.co
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The most chopped players from Week 6! 👀
1. Marvin Harrison: 18.3%
2. Dak Prescott: 18.1%
3. Dallas Goedert: 16.4%
4. Chris Olave: 15.6%
5. Zack Moss: 15.3%
6. James Cook: 14.1%
7. Justin Jefferson: 13.8%
8. Travis Etienne: 13.2%
9. Mike Evans: 13.2%
10. Brian Robinson Jr: 13.2%
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🚨 Playoff Guillotine League contests are live!
Choose from 2 formats:
1️⃣ The Guilloteenie — mini version of Guillotine League (5 teams)
2️⃣ The Chopionship (NEW Tournament Format) — Pick players & survive!
FREE & paid contests are available! More info 👉 playgl.co
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The most chopped players from Week 4:
1. Rashee Rice: 19.4%
2. Breece Hall: 18.6%
3. Josh Allen: 17.6%
4. Zay Flowers: 14.6%
5. De'Von Achane: 13.5%
How many of these guys are now available in your league?
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Rumor has it that @PaulCharchian is contemplating this as a back tattoo.
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Check out the latest episode of CHOP with special guest @ScottFish24, and be sure to enter the #SFB13 Super Chop! All proceeds go to charity, plus you can win some sweet bling from @TrophySmack: guillotineleagues.com/public…
In the brand new Chop podcast, @ScottFish24 breaks down the toughest decisions you need to make in every round of your guillotine draft.
open.spotify.com/episode/4Yo…
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We are SO back! 🪓
Learn more: guillotineleagues.com or download our iOS app
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We partnered with @FantasyCaresOrg and @BCEmovement the last 3 years, both such wonderful groups. We are now digging in to give a specific family the Best Christmas Ever!
This family will be navigating Christmas this year without their wife and mother. How can you help? 🧵
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The most chopped players from Week 8! 😳
1. Jordan Mason: 23.2%
2. Jordan Love: 19.6%
3. Drake London: 19.3%
4. Kenneth Walker: 18.5%
5. Breece Hall: 17.7%
6. Saquon Barkley: 17.3%
7. Brock Bowers: 17%
8. Amon-Ra St. Brown: 15.9%
9. Amari Cooper: 15.6%
10. Derrick Henry: 15%
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For the 3rd year in a row, our @GLchop community has participated in the Scott Fish Bowl Super Chop. Because of your generosity, we’ve been able to make a donation through @FantasyCaresOrg of $7,200 to @BCEmovement , who serves families who have fallen upon hard times. What a blessing, and an honor, to have YOU so that we can give to them. To learn more about you can also visit bcemovement.org.
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The 2023 Guillotine League season is here! Private and public leagues are now available! Several major improvements coming, including a massive overhaul of the mobile app, releasing in June. GuillotineLeagues.com.
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⚠️ Coming Soon to Guillotine Leagues:
• Android App
• Customizable settings and controls for league commissioners
• Post-Draft Roster Management
• Expanded Gameplay Options
Find us on the App Store for iOS devices and on Desktop at guillotineleagues.com
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The most chopped players from Week 5 👀
1. Deebo Samuel: 16.9%
2. Chris Olave: 16.1%
3. De'Von Achane: 15%
4. Marvin Harrison: 14.7%
5. Aaron Jones: 14.1%
6. George Pickens: 13.2%
7. Malik Nabers: 12.8%
8. Dalton Kincaid: 12.6%
9. Breece Hall: 12.2%
10. Jordan Mason: 11.8%
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We are filling Playoff Guilloteenies at a rapid rate! Jump in one of the drafts below before they fill!
1:30 ET, $30: guillotineleagues.com/Public…
7:00 ET, $30: guillotineleagues.com/Public…
9:45 ET, $50: guillotineleagues.com/Public…
11:30 ET, $30: guillotineleagues.com/Public…
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All bids that were submitted by the 2AM CST deadline will be processed and reflected in your league(s) by 9AM CST.
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We love you @dariusrucker 🫶
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We’re aware of the current waiver issues. The waiver page is temporarily unavailable, but will be back soon. All correct waiver bids will be processed once the issue is resolved.
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When a 4 yard run in the 1st quarter from your 4th flex guarantees you keep your head.
Eagles Nation
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Here are the first 3 rounds of our first draft of the season! What pick stands out most? (Full PPR)
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The most chopped players from Week 10! 👀
1. Jayden Daniels: 22.8%
2. Saquon Barkley: 20.9%
3. DeVonta Smith: 19.5%
4. Justin Jefferson: 19%
5. CeeDee Lamb: 18.6%
6. Zay Flowers: 17.8%
7. Garrett Wilson: 17.4%
8. D'Andre Swift: 17%
9. De'Von Achane: 16.8%
10. Nico Collins: 16.3%
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Are you battling injuries? Of course you are, who isn’t at this point?
We’re here to help identify cheap, high-floor, one-week replacement options for Guillotine League rosters!
fantasylife.com/articles/gui…
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We’ve partnered with the amazing, and frankly delicious, @HoneyAndMackies with another gift tree. Stop in and grab a gift tag for our family and a cone! @BCEmovement
We partnered with @FantasyCaresOrg and @BCEmovement the last 3 years, both such wonderful groups. We are now digging in to give a specific family the Best Christmas Ever!
This family will be navigating Christmas this year without their wife and mother. How can you help? 🧵
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If you're in a guillotine league, this 10 minute video can dramatically change your odds of winning. Every waiver wire system is a little different. This video explains how ours works (shown on desktop, same logic on mobile).
piped.video/watch?v=-qJ31x3k…
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👀 Most chopped players from Wk 12!
1. Justin Jefferson: 27%
2. Brian Robinson: 22.7%
3. Jonathan Taylor: 22.1%
4. Brock Bowers: 21.4%
5. Jalen Hurts: 21.3%
6. Joe Mixon: 21%
7. Christian McCaffrey: 20.1%
8. Rhamondre Stevenson: 20%
9. Cade Otton: 19.4%
10. George Pickens: 18.9%
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We're actively working on the bug that's displaying the FAAB Report incorrectly. If your league was affected, apologies for the confusion, and know that it's our top priority this morning.
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Thank you for the kind words, good sir. This giant blade is blushing.
It’s #LoveHate day! Week 3 is now posted … and I think I’ve invented a new way to play fantasy football? As it will always be moving forward…. This week’s edition is FREE nbcsportsedge.com/article/ma…
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Hi everyone, we are looking into the issues with the app and will have them resolved shortly. Very sorry for any inconvenience.
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Derrick Henry or Brock Bowers? Josh Jacobs or Alvin Kamara?
@PaulCharchian cuts to the chase in comparing a Guillotine Leagues Draft with a regular redraft league —showing the difference in players chosen in both. 🪓
🔗: fantasylife.com/articles/gui…
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Guillotine waiver notes:
· Waivers run every week all season.
· This is the last week for chopped players to hit the waiver wire. So, spend away!
· Hereafter, players who are chopped will not be available. This is done for gameplay balancing.
(*SuperChop leagues excluded*)
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We apologize for the site issues you're all experiencing this evening. We know it's extremely frustrating to experience outages like this during crucial draft moments. If you were in a paid league, we'll be refunding all actively drafting paid leagues by tomorrow. If you were in a private league and you need any assistance rewinding the draft, please reach out to support. We do recommend pausing your draft overnight if possible and resuming tomorrow after we resolve these issues. Again, we're extremely sorry for this massive inconvenience, and we're working to ensure the GL experience improves.
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GuillotineLeaguers, we're now live for the 2021 season, and we've made a TON offseason updates for you:
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Big news! Our iOS app is now available for download! apps.apple.com/us/app/guillo…
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Just finished recording - it will be up soon!
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Our live Super Chop drafts are underway. Travis Kelce has gone first overall in every one (shocker). We'll post the draft boards once complete. Good luck to all our finalists!
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Do a live draft with us and @PaulCharchian might just pop in to say hello. But don't push it like Erika ;)
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POV: Your leaguemates just watched you draft Mike Williams in the 4th round of your Guillotine League
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Leagues are officially open.
Sharps welcome. Let's party.
guillotineleagues.com
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The wait is over — Guillotine Leagues paid contests are now LIVE!
Survive the chop. 🪓
Enter if you dare: guillotineleagues.com
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New versions of our app are now available for iOS and Android! Check them out!
iOS: apps.apple.com/us/app/guillo…
Android: guillotineleagues.com/Androi…
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Hi Everyone,
We have corrected yesterday’s waiver error and properly reassigned players across all teams. While technical issues do happen, we know this mistake was unacceptable, and we sincerely apologize.
To give everyone more time after the delay, today’s waiver deadline has been moved to 6PM ET.
In advance of tonight's game, please double-check your starting lineup as your bid results may have changed. If you notice any remaining issues, please DM us or email support@fantasylife.com, and our team will work with you directly to resolve them.
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Your Guillotine Leagues™️ drafts SHOULD be different than your redraft leagues! 🗣️
@PaulCharchian, @MattFtheOracle and @thorku teach you how to navigate the ADP differences between the two, and how it can impact your draft strategy!
WATCH NOW: piped.video/w3bXA0PVL0I
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To everyone asking for bidding advice, please note I'm just a giant talking blade, but please check out CHOP, it will help a lot!
Every Tuesday afternoon we drop a new episode of the CHOP podcast, designed specifically to provide bidding advice for guillotine leagues.
iHeart: iheart.com/podcast/269-chop-…
iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
Spotify: open.spotify.com/show/29BIo1…
Stitcher: stitcher.com/show/chop-the-g…
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"Your guillotine league team is crushing it, but the Bills, Eagles, Vikings, and Rams are on bye this week. Your thoughts?"
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The most chopped players from Week 7! 😳
1. Jayden Daniels: 22.4%
2. Deebo Samuel: 17%
3. Tyreek Hill: 16.3%
4. Alvin Kamara: 16.2%
5. DeVonta Smith: 16%
6. Jonathan Taylor: 15.3%
7. C.J. Stroud: 15.3%
8. CeeDee Lamb: 15.2%
9. David Montgomery: 15.2%
10. Travis Kelce: 15.1%
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Another classic case of ... "if you ain't last, you're first".
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Quite the honor! Thank you @MatthewBerryTMR 🐐
@PaulCharchian Guillotine Leagues getting a shoutout from @MatthewBerryTMR on his Fantasy Football Happy Hour show!! Love to see it!!
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A friendly reminder for all those competing in their Super Chop regular season finals:
If you win this week and advance to the championship round, your draft will be tomorrow night at 7 PM CST!
All winners will receive a more detailed email tomorrow AM, but this is a heads up!
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The most chopped players from Week 9! 👀
1. A.J. Brown: 20.5%
2. Puka Nacua: 19.9%
3. Kyler Murray: 19.8%
4. Marvin Harrison: 17.6%
5. Chris Olave: 17.5%
6. Kyren Williams: 17.1%
7. Jonathan Taylor: 17%
8. Ja'Marr Chase: 16.6%
9. Brian Robinson: 16.4%
10.Breece Hall: 16.3%
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A big personal and professional announcement today. I've never been so excited for a new venture.
GuillotineLeagues.com
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You can also still draft Ja'Marr Chase this week and start him (and his 55+ points), BUT he still has his bye in Week 12, so do you take him over a bye-less stud like JJ, Saquon, or Sun God?
Only one way to find out: guillotineleagues.com/Guillo…
Helluva week to be able to snatch Chase from the waiver in my @GLchop!!!! The only format of FF where you can grab a superhero of waivers in week 10. Might have paid a lot but who's keeping track.
#GBtheChop
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Unfortunately, we do not award bonus points for Jumpman touchdown catches, but you can still draft/start Garrett Wilson and get all his other points!
Today's first league fires off at 11 AM ET, 6 spots left: guillotineleagues.com/Public…
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For those asking (about Tyreek Hill), we only award points for TDs if they are passing, rushing, receiving, or kick returns on special teams. Fumble recovery TDs on offense do not count.
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📢 NEW POD ALERT!
Survive the chop with @PaulCharchian & @btxj!
Whether you're new to Guillotine Leagues or a seasoned vet, we got covered with tips on draft strategy, FAAB, rookies, & more!
🎥 Ep 1 of S6 of CHOP is LIVE on YouTube now: piped.video/ZR5MsfIoF4g
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The Guillotine Leagues™️ Android App has officially launched in Beta on Google Play!! 🚨
We are consistently updating the app with improvements, but you can draft from your Android device right now! 🪓
Download here: bit.ly/GL_AndroidApp
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Filled our first @GLchop Super Chop contest over one month earlier than last year. I’m incredibly grateful for everyone’s enthusiasm for guillotine leagues.
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Due to popular demand, we have decided to create 8-team, Week 11 leagues! Drafts are starting this afternoon!
Sign up here: guillotineleagues.com/Guillo…
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All rescheduled games, including those moved to Tuesday, will count towards Week 15 results.
@GLchop if the Rams game gets moved to Tuesday do the players points count for this week or are they no longer eligible?
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We are in the process of creating the Super Chop playoff leagues, and you will receive an email shortly if you won your regular season league. Congrats to all our finalists and good luck!
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Guillotine Leagues Updates! 🚨
NEW!
• Initial settings & controls for league commissioners
• Delete existing leagues
COMING SOON!
• Post-draft roster management
• Additional customizable commissioner settings
Find us on the App Store for iOS devices & Desktop at guillotineleagues.com
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🗣️ Most chopped players from Week 11!
1. Terry McLaurin: 24.9%
2. Garrett Wilson: 23.4%
3. Jonathan Taylor: 21.6%
4. Aaron Jones: 21.4%
5. Travis Kelce: 21.1%
6. Derrick Henry: 20.7%
7. Kyren Williams: 20.5%
8. Lamar Jackson: 20.4%
9. Bijan Robinson: 20.3%
10. Deebo Samuel: 18.3%
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For those who are confused about when rosters are locked...starting Week 15 (which is Tuesday 12/14), there are no more free agent acquisitions (blind bidding or FCFS). Start planning for backups at each position accordingly.
*This deadline does not apply to Super Chop playoffs
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Managing bye weeks is one of the most important skills you need in Guillotine Leagues!
We have you covered on how to navigate it all and not get chopped!
fantasylife.com/articles/gui…
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