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All my 2026 NFL Draft rankings and the Thor500 for $6? In this economy?!
Introducing my new Substack.
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This game is so batshiiit that Collingsworth with a straight face argued that a team up 2 should go for it on 4th & 3 from their own 40 with 1:30 left, and he was absolutely right
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Stefon Diggs after CJ Stroud’s first target of 2024 goes to Nico Collins
Kenny King Jr
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Barstool Spring Break Centel
The plan?: Draft Ashton Jeanty R1 and unveil the purple field for the first preseason game.
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First look at Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones in practice
American Cornhole League
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Shedeur Sanders was a top-70 overall recruit whose offers included Alabama, Georgia, Florida State, Oregon, and Michigan, and Travis Hunter was the No. 1 overall player in his class and rabidly pursued by every blueblood… and people are surprised they’re good
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Every QB getting sacked should just flick the ball forward to get out of it
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Damar Hamlin was a 4-star recruit from Pittsburgh
EVERY team in America wanted him — Ohio St, ND, PSU, Clem, Mich, Okl, etc etc
He stayed home, signed with Pitt — he said he wanted locals to be proud of Pittsburgh
This is the moment his dream came true
Prospect Media
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NFL Legacy
The Minnesota Timberwolves have never lost a season opener where the opposing head coach got arrested the following morning.
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It's hard to take a scuffle seriously when everyone is wearing their social media handle on their jersey
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I would drop anything to listen to the Waterboy assistant coach interview Xavier Legette
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Ravens GM Eric DeCosta with the smartest 2 minutes you’ll hear on the NFL Draft
Shaun Newkirk
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I run a 60-team college fantasy football league, the largest known fantasy football league with regulation-sized starting lineups and no duplicate players
I thought about the mechanics of how that league would work for years before I created it
We are heading into our 9th year
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I’m enraged about the Khyree Jackson news.
Fuck drunk driving.
Stop playing Russian roulette with everyone else’s lives. Get an Uber.
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one of Minnesota's top broadcasters in the 1980s/90s currently sits in a room in Maple Grove where the running water has been cut to the sinks
she doesnt have a phone, shes only allowed out with supervision
she has a TV that mostly stays off
3 meals/day are delivered
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⭕️SU V!Ds
Casey Spitnale
I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve been wiping away tears this morning
I come across this video and start laughing through them — Mike Leach comforting me about his own death
Theo Lawson
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A story about JJ’s eye black…
Since college, McCarthy has only *not* worn eye black for 3 games — the games vs Ohio St (below)
JJ’s QB coach Greg Holcomb asked him after one of those games why
JJ told him it was bc he wanted Ryan Day to see his face after he kicked his ass
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Murat
The NBA Draft is crazy! How do you get the No. 8 pick for a 2030 first-rounder lmfaooooo
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Josiah Johnson
Patrick Mahomes wrote an open letter to the NFL that was published the morning the 2017 #NFLDraft was to begin.
If you read one thing today, make it this.
This is a human being who was not going to fail.
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Lee Corso puts on the Bearcats head… the Bearcat puts on a Lee Corso head… I’m dying 😂😂
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mom is struggling
she deserved a better fate than Alzheimer’s
so did her father, but here we are
my mom is a devout Christian — she believed in the power of prayer
today I want to ask you to keep my mom in yours
/🧵
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Cheer up Vikings fans.
We are 2 quarters away from the JJ McCarthy era.
Thor Nystrom
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If the Packers were the last team on earth and scheduled to play Aliens for the future of the earth, I would cheer for the Aliens.
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Someday, scientists will study Terry Fontenot.
He turned down a free 2025 R4 pick to pay Penix a less-expensive slot price.
What did he think? That the Bears were moving up for a quarterback seven picks after taking Caleb Williams?! 😂😂
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The Vikings are the most likable team in the NFL and it’s not particularly close
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Am I the only one who doesn’t like the Parsons trade for the Packers?
No cap flexibility or draft equity for the foreseeable future, and the roster, which still has serious holes, will start hemorrhaging contributors starting this coming offseason.
All chips pushed in for 2025.
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iOL1 Tyler Linderbaum pinning athletic mutant Tristan Wirfs a few years ago in Iowa high school wrestling
Zach Hanley
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JJ McCarthy, Dallas Turner… and the Vikings still have their 2025 R1?
This is insane.
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There are two WRs who are 2 years away from being draft-eligible who each would have been WR1 in this class
Robert Griffin III
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Top seven consensus graded #NFLDraft classes:
1. Vikings
2. Cowboys
3. Ravens
4. Cardinals
5. Bengals
6. Bucs
7. Browns
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One stipulation I’d add to every offensive coordinator’s contract: if multiple active members of your team are found to have bet unders, you’re fired
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Trade: The #Bills are trading former first-round CB Kaiir Elam to the #Cowboys, per @JosinaAnderson. Late-round picks are coming to Buffalo.
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93% of yahoo leagues are asleep at the wheel
In 2023, we flipped fantasy leagues around the country with Puka Nacua.
In 2024, we wasted a roster spot in fantasy leagues around the country with Luke McCaffrey.
That makes 2025 the rubber-match of our now-annual super-sleeper rookie wide receiver proclamation.
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Bengals & Brews
Randy Moss is such a singular talent that an American holiday was established — Thanksgiving — to celebrate the day he put the Dallas Cowboys organization in a body bag for passing on him
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Imagine an NFL organization saying: We disagree with the idea of free agency, so we will not sign any.
This is Dabo Swinney in the portal era.
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There is one coach in America who early in the week of a top-10 matchup would joke that the opposing head coach is fat and 3 hours before kickoff post a shirtless photo with yoga instructors.
Lane Kiffin is one of one.
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Damn, where am I going to find my second-hand, removed-from-context, sold-handle-after-a-tweeting-scandal, run-by-an-anonymous-hack NFL content now?
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NFL's youngest QB1 on the road in primetime in his NFL debut off a 600+ day layoff without one of the NFL's best LTs and a banged-up, slapped-together receiving corps.
All the kid does is win.
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People need to stop saying that the Vikings would be winning this game with JJ McCarthy. That’s absolutely not true.
They would have been on bye.
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Adam Hoge
This is the OBJ catch if:
•..that had been contested catch point thru ground
•..that had occurred in do-or-die 4th & 18 on road vs top-3 team
•..that had set up one of the wildest endings to a game in nfl history
Conclusion: Best catch I’ve ever seen
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I flipped a clip of Russell Wilson so you could see what it would look like if he was left-handed
Warren Sharp
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VikingzFanPage
Was JJ McCarthy great tonight?
Far from it. So many areas to improve on.
But you guys could see it, right?
Kid has alligator blood.
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I’ve been a Vikings fan for 41 years.
4 decades of disappointment and mule-kicks to the groin.
This is up there with the most pathetic no-shows of my lifetime.
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I am calling on @EASPORTS to turn back on the NCAA 2014 online servers immediately
Effectively immediately I am boycotting purchase of EA games and merchandise until this happens
I ask that everyone joining the #SaveTheServers EA boycott to like or RT this tweet
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The Vikings are a 12-2 team with the 6th-most projected cap space and 4 years left on the rookie contract of Kevin O'Connell's hand-picked top-10 QB.
They're gonna be a problem for the foreseeable future.
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Mike Leach’s eccentricities dominate the narrative
First + foremost, he was a visionary
“Air Raid” is Leach’s phrase — his concepts remade every level of football
Here he is in ‘17 dismantling arguments against an expanded CFB playoff with ease + humor
Lindsay Joy
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Billy, this is Joe Milton. He's a quarterback. He’s 6’5, 245 pounds, he can do standing backflips, and he might have the strongest arm on planet earth. He is one of the most physically gifted players the position has ever seen. His defect is that he can’t read a defense, and he only throws fastballs.
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At least the Falcons still have Drake London and Rome Odunze
REPORT: Rondale Moore carted off the field towards the end of the Falcons' second joint practice with Miami. Practice ended immediately.
This story will be updated.
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I’m not saying the Vikings deserved to win tonight.
But the officiating was a joke.
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As a frosh, JJ wore this blue-collar shirt to MSU game ~ UM lost 37-33 (JJ was 3/4 w/ TD as QB2)
2 yrs later, JJ wore it to start vs MSU saying he didnt want to live in fear
Michigan won 49-0, later won natty
Symbolic fit in today’s return to Michigan
Brad Galli
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Glitz
Nobody would have blamed Shannon Sharpe
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I’m old enough to remember when you people wanted to retract the franchise.
Stop holding this region hostage. Sell to someone who is serious about winning.
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When the Harrisons arrived in London as Peaky Blinders, it was all over
Minnesota Vikings
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Kwesi has been waiting for this moment since he took the job.
He talked about it over and over again.
Getting that quarterback in on a rookie deal to build the super team.
And whoo boy is he shooting from the hip now that he has the ammo.
This is glorious.
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The state of Minnesota lost a giant this morning.
And I lost my favorite person.
There will never be another Rachel Reabe Nystrom.
I love you mom.
one of Minnesota's top broadcasters in the 1980s/90s currently sits in a room in Maple Grove where the running water has been cut to the sinks
she doesnt have a phone, shes only allowed out with supervision
she has a TV that mostly stays off
3 meals/day are delivered
🧵1/?
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