FSWA HOF, Devy Creator, @fantasycaresorg 501(c)(3) @MatthewBerryTMR Game Changer Award, @FSGAtweets Humanitarian of the Year, @TheAthletic Person of the Year
Minnesota, USA
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We went @fantasycaresorg toy shopping yesterday morning @mallofamerica at @toysrusmoa with @ToysForTots_USA marines and the @ToysRUs staff!
We spent over $18,000 helping make a brighter Christmas for so many in this area.
Thank you so much to all who helped make this happen!
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Forget taking players out of your flex.
I'm benching my whole team. They gotta earn that starting role.
On to week 2.
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Reporter to Arthur Smith:
"How did you lose to a team with essentially their 4th string QB, mostly Mattison at RB once Akers got hurt, and them having their wr4, wr5, wr6, te2 , and te3 running routes?"
Arthur:
"what can I say, they used my own strategy against me"
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Tyler Allgeier is starting himself against me in @SleeperHQ SleeperBowl22 this week. I feel this is noteworthy.
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Robert Saleh to Zach Wilson before the game
"Imagine the back shoulder pass is a woman in her 40s"
Zach: "Got it coach... I'll hit that all night..."
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A potential suitor for Baker Mayfield to upgrade their starting QB situation that no one is talking about:
Broncos
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This is so unfair to the Falcons. People will be watching the Chiefs/Patriots ending during the part the Falcons play well.
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It's fun watching football with my son. We just saw Frank Gore score a touchdown. One day he'll be sitting with his son watching Frank Gore score touchdowns.
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If DK can just get over his 3 cone issues, he'll be unstoppable. Sadly, until then, he will be limited.
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My son wakes up and plays madden every morning.
I got Xbox gamepass ultimate and downloaded several games.
I left this for him in the morning. Kinda excited. 😁
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My son told me after school that he needed 60 dollars
I asked "what for?"
He said "for movie day"
I asked "when is movie day?
He said "any day is movie day when you have 60 dollars"
I love having a 5 year old.
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Le'Veon Bell text to Mike Tomlin: "Hey, I'll be there on Tuesday"
Mike Tomlin text back: "new phone, who dis?"
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Gardner Minshew activated off COVID/reserve list under 24 hours after being put on it.
Doctors are now testing his swagger for possible vaccine/treatment for the public.
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We did it, fantasy community! :)
Together we can do amazing things.
(I'm keeping this for myself though)
Thank you for all the support through the years!
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I haven't played a Madden game since probably mid 2000s.
Played a game of Madden 22 with my son yesterday and dang that game is realistic.
I was ATL and he was KC and I gave Pitts like 14 targets and could not get him a touchdown.
So dang realistic. I'm impressed.
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This is beyond amazing. I don't even have words. :)
We're proud to recognize @ScottFish24 as a Person of the Year, for his efforts raising over $40,000 for Toys for Tots this year. Almost everyone in fantasy had a hand in this, from @RotoWear to @LizLoza_FF:
theathletic.com/698573/2018/…
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If you have met me in person in the last 3+ years... I was 240-245 lbs.
After FSGA where I was 243, I realized it had to change.
Worked out almost every day since and simply eating less. Same stuff, just less.
Under 230 for the first time since pre covid.
220 here I come.
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My last grandparent passed on tonight. She was incredibly awesome and amazing. Full of life to the end. She is one of the reasons I take so much pride in our Scottish heritage. My wife (@tishfish44) and I are having this dram is for you Grandma
#ClanRobertson #ClanDonnachaidh
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Today was shopping day! We spent $10,000 today in Minnesota buying toys for @ToysForTots_USA -- one of a dozen shopping trips we will be making around the country!
Thank you to this awesome community for helping and supporting! #fantasycares #SFB11
Turn volume on!😀
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Today is my 7 year heart-attack-iversary.
Happy to still be here!
Make sure you appreciate the awesome stuff in your life :)
💔🏥
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Fantasy Football Commissioner
What do you call this job?
nitter.app/unexplainnature/status…
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On Monday morning, we took about $17,000 raised by the Fantasy community to @Target in Eagan, MN to shop for @ToysForTots_USA. Thank you so much for all who helped. We, as a community, have done so much good in the last few years and I just want to tell you how much I love you.
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How can Brady be the GOAT if it took him 21 years to get to an NFC championship game. I means Rodgers and Brees have been to several.
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Bill O'Brien shouldn't have been allowed to trade his 2021 1sts until he had paid for 2021. Now he left an orphan in pretty rough shape.
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I think the argument the Packers didn't get enough weapons around Rodgers falls a little flat when the weapons he prefers are the ones they had.
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The Giants are currently looking into planting betting slips in Kenny Golladay's car after they saw the Falcons get to avoid Ridley's contract this year.
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Today my son was putting on his underwear in the living room
He put his foot in the wrong hole and got confused for a sec
I said "you have to take it out of that hole and put it in the other one"
my wife said "that's what she said" from across the room
That was awesome
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I'm pulling my son out of school an hour early on Thursday to go to our theater's first showing of Spiderman. A movie he has been dying to see for months.. I'm not sure if this makes me a bad parent, good parent, or somewhere in between. I mean, it's 1 hour.
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2019 nfl rule change after this Aaron Rodgers injury:
Defensive players must not cross the line of scrimmage. Must stand on the line and jump up and down with hands up trying to bat down passes, but not allowed to cross the line.
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#SFBX is about community and charity, and positivity. This is an awesome industry. Only a couple hundred invites have even been sent. The vast majority come over the next few weeks, not today. I don't have enough hours in the day. No reason to get negative. Support friends.
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Today my wife and I spent over $11,000 buying toys at the new @ToysRUs in @mallofamerica for @ToysForTots_USA!
Thanks to our awesome fantasy football community for making this an amazing year for @fantasycaresorg. #SFB13 #FCTFT
And a huge thanks to Toys R Us and Toys for Tots!
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Reading books to my youngest before bed hit different tonight. Just thinking about Mike and his family. Thinking about my heart attack 6 years ago and how I could have very well been gone. Don't take the time you have for granted.
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I don't think we all truly appreciate how big of a deal this is for the industry. So awesome.
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Wow, my heart-attack-iversary was yesterday. 6 years ago yesterday. Time flies. Glad to be around. Doing what I love. See my kid nearing 8 years old now. Had another kid along the way. So grateful to this day that I listened to my body, took it seriously, and went to the hospital
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My wife thinks it's hot that i hung out with the neighborhood dads around a fire drinking beer and bourbon while kids trick or treated and we handed out candy. I feel this is a low enough bar to look attractive i'm capable of achieving every year.
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Tomorrow 270+ people who have never played in SFB will punch their ticket into #SFB12
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Once again,, This is a gofundme organized by Damar Hamlin to raise money to buy toys for kids at Christmas time (you know how I feel about that). Its past the timeline, but still open for donations. Maybe for next year. Retweet...
gofundme.com/f/mxksc-the-cha…
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This year we took about $6000 raised by the fantasy community (in two trips) to buy toys for @ToysForTots_USA. In all, we were able to buy over $50,000 in toys in several shopping trips around the country. We, as a community, have done so much good. Thank you and I love you.
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If comparing Pitts to rookie TEs historically, make sure you ONLY compare him to TEs who went top 5 in the NFL draft. Anything outside of that and you are comparing a unicorn to horses.
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The final 100 or so #SFB12 spots will be given away over the next 3 days. So exciting!!!
Also, we almost always have to replace people on Day 1/2 and we generally need someone FAST when we do. So being around Monday isn't a bad idea.
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Hot tip... maybe be around and ready Monday morning (if not in #SFB11). Just saying.
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🚀BIG NEWS!🚀
I'm partnering with @DezBryant and @personalcorner to run a fun FREE last minute season kickoff fantasy football tournament hosted on @SleeperHQ!
Fill this out and we'll be in contact with a bunch of you! docs.google.com/forms/d/1jQa…
Details in following tweets.👇
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#SFBX SPOT GIVEAWAY.
simple... just like this and be following me on IG. That's it. I'll pick a random winner tomorrow morning!
instagram.com/p/CB0jtVFF7NR/…
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Also, @MikeTagliereNFL's team is now 4-0 in #SFB11
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We will definitely need replacements for #SFB13 over the next 5-7 days.
Who is active, ready, not in, and would get logged into the league host immediately if their number was called?
Feel free to tag people and tell us why. :)
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This #SFB12 will have the most participants it has ever had (by a lot) and I hope people connect and meet so many new awesome people. Let's grow this community and do good.
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16 years ago I married my best friend. She married her 4th best friend. After 16 years I am still in the top 10, which is pretty impressive considering she had to live with me that whole time. Happy Anniversary, @tishfish44
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Man, I woke up very angry about a couple people's tweets. I replied but deleted and moved on, but some people are just so selfish and inconsiderate it's amazing. I need to stop feeding into that crap. Just hit mute and move on dangit. lol. Need to be about that positivity.
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I have accepted the position of Chairperson of the @FSWA Hall of Fame Committee.
Thanks to @andybehrens for trusting me to handle this responsibility.
Also big thanks to @MikeClayNFL for his years in that role and I plan to continue his tradition of making sure @FieldYates doesn't get in. (kidding, love you Field!)
Do not try and bribe me to get in. That will definitely work. So don't do it.
My reign shall be as mighty as a TE coming out of Iowa.
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Remember when we used to know if we won / lost / made the playoffs, etc on Tuesday mornings. That was nice.
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People get to play fantasy football and enjoy fantasy football the way they want, when they want, how they want... draft date/time, draft style, format, etc. Don't league shame people for having different preferences for their leagues.
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On Tuesday we spent over $10,000 in Minnesota buying toys for @ToysForTots_USA -- one of many shopping trips around the country for #fantasycares.
Thanks for all the support for @FantasyCaresOrg this year. You did this and so much more! Thank you for being an awesome community!
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Throwback to that time in 2013 when I was at a bar and a random work league had a no show. I drafted this team for Staci and she won the league. Only lost 1 game all year. She offered to send me a case of beer.
Went to a sports bar today. Draft going on. 1 couldn't make it. I overheard & offered to draft. Enjoy the team Staci.
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People think Cousins isn't good in primetime because of the stage and national audience but really it is just way past his bedtime.
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This is a gofundme organized by Damar Hamlin to raise money to buy toys for kids at Christmas time (you know how I feel about that). Its past the timeline, but still open for donations. Maybe for next year.
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I sent 1000 #SFB14 invites today. I'll send 500 more this weekend
Do me a favor if you didn't get one, check spam, but also make sure you are signed up
Login to scottfishbowl.com/ and then click the "signup for #SFB14" button if you haven't
Make sure you are signed up!
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Been preaching this for WELL OVER A DECADE NOW! (at least 12+ yrs on shows)
Your final playoff spot or two should go to top points, guaranteeing best teams make the playoffs.
It's simple: "if top scorer misses, he replaces 6 seed" or "top 5 on record then top points remaining"
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Mac was born at 4:41am today (1/1/18). Pretty good 2018 so far, he came on his due date. I appreciate the punctuality... a firm handshake is coming for that. Tip of the cap to you, young man.
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Frank Gore isn't old. He's the same age as my wife. Very young. Incredibly youthful.
Yes, she follows me on Twitter, why do ask?
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Arthur Smith is gonna be so pissed when he finds out Cordarelle Patterson was also a 1st round pick.
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I can't wait until 2028 when Laviska Shenault is on his 5th team and in his 9th year and a team finally figures out how to use him.
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I should automate this as I've done with so many other parts of what I do... but it feels more personal actually sending each #SFB12 invite. :)
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If you think the pro bowl means quality.
Xavier Rhodes is going.
I know players get bonuses for that stuff... but you can officially stop quoting x time pro bowler as something that means a player is good.
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AJ Dillon sees twitter explode talking about his quads...
Immediately asks the equipment guy for the smallest shorts they have.
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Wanted to put this in a separate tweet. The marines told me one of the places they help is a terminal kids ward. Some things they wanted were game systems. Because this community is so amazing, higher ticket items like these might not have gotten there. Because of you... they did
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Due to the lead being insurmountable, and really could have called it Sunday night. I'm calling #SFB12.
@CodyArmstrong_1 is your new #SFB12 Champion!
Congrats, Cody!!!
(Knox wasn't getting 48, Cook 66, or Allen 85, etc)
Make sure to share and congratulate him!!!
Unless there is some absolutely insane scoring tonight, @CodyArmstrong_1 is in line to be the #SFB12 champion!
His starting lineup in the images below. He finished the season 111th and entered the final 9th.
Below are also all the teams and players left to go.
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2110 people have been invited to #SFB14 so far
So many more waves to go.
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I just did a quick check and their are 659 first timers already invited to #SFB11. That is over 45% of those invited so far. And many more to come.
Welcome! Hope you enjoy and meet a bunch of awesome new friends and learn of new shows and sites!
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Holy Crap!
I just got a copy of the transcript of the conversation between Aaron Rodgers and Brian Gutekunst negotiating Aaron's return to the Packers.
It's amazing!
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I started Darrell Henderson in one league and dropped him in another. The fantasy gods have no idea what to do now. I have totally confused them! Muahahahah
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I'm a dad. To answer this, i rarely want anything. What i do want are usually functional things and I've probably already bought them myself because i needed them. What i usually truly want is to spend time with family. And socks. You can never have enough socks.
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