(10/13) You might suck at storytelling
Debt guys are relatively formulaic. Their world is clearly defined by a 3D underwriting and returns box. Not so with equity guys. Equity guys want to underwrite the narrative, the people, the economy, the themes, the competitive landscape, etc. You can’t just send them a deck and hope for a check. A fundraising independent sponsor must be first and foremost a storyteller.
I’ll be honest, we struggled here. Storytelling is much more than the bullets on a slide and the talking points during a pitch. Storytelling involves your projection model, your structure, your leverage, and your valuation. A new independent sponsor doesn’t have a track record to point to. You can’t just say, “trust me, bro” to a family office.
The story must be crisp and clear. The equity guys need to be able to understand the company and the structure in about 30 seconds. Anything more and you’re too arcane for an emerging independent sponsor. If you get this wrong, you’re going to burn up your equity rolodex while you refine your pitch. You might finally get the message right, but you’ve run out of relationships. Bummer.