This account exists so I can say stupid things and be a coomer

One that could fit the average discord user in it
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Replying to @brycecarringto5
Do that to a random person every few weeks. Become an urban legend.
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Replying to @TheEbonyMaw
Doesn't he openly crossdress and make out with his male friends?
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Replying to @SO0u0o
"I'm the chad type very poggers mad type"
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Replying to @5HAW4RMA
Came off as gayer than just saying "nice ass bro"
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Replying to @haligtreeOracle
If you do the dlc you'll quickly realize that marika wasn't actually a bad mom or bad person. She started out and still had good ambitions and love for others, but her order did cause a lot of pain and suffering for many who didn't deserve it.
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Replying to @HMBohemond
No no you don't understand. If you have a tan or olive skin you're black now.
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To be fair to him he does the same to himself. He's nowhere near as hunky as his drawn self
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Replying to @Trey_Explainer
I need them to do god emperor. I NEED to see worm man on the big screen. I need my worm emperor. I need the authoritarian space worm.
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Replying to @ReviewsPossum
Heroes like wolverine tend to have subpowers to compliment their main ones for reasons like this. Even spiderman has things that go along with his wall crawling
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Replying to @PearlteaRizzy
Also if you commit violent crime you get immediately deported.
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Replying to @Comrade_Waluigi
Astarion? Vampire so killed Karlach? Demon so killed Lae'zel? Alien so killed Wyll? Satanist so killed Halsin? Furry so killed Jaheria? Can't romance so killed Simple really.
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Replying to @Han_tototo
Chipped too.
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Its assumed that the cuck chair is for Mario. But look at it. It's slim it doesn't quite match how chubby Mario is. The chair is for peach. Thus the bed has to be for Mario and Bowser.
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It would be hilarious if this actually caused a 1st world baby boom
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Replying to @mossacannibalis
ITS THEM
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Replying to @ReviewsPossum
Tradition isn't always some big evil oppressive force that exists to subjugate. Many times it's just wisdom from the past being embedded within a culture.
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I NEED to be president so I can have my throne of guns, zombie army, eagle made of a storm, mecha made of fighter jets, and megatron battle ship.
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Replying to @ConspiracyBull1
He's been pretty obsessed with white men and their sexual habits recently. I'm certain something happened to him in prison.
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Replying to @haligtreeOracle
Don't worry bro she got character assassinated too. She was in on miqlestor's plans.
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Replying to @nikicaga
Default aloy is cute. I'm tired of pretending she's not.
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Replying to @mossacannibalis
I still believe these people are paid actors who's job it is to make climate activists look worse.
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Black cat should always dress like a stripper. Male or female
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Asian women are to white men what black men are to white women. Taking the scraps no one else wants
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Replying to @SmugStickDB
Hispanic dragonball fans scale far above any other kind of dragonball fan. Memeing gohan blanco into existence is an unsurpassed feat.
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He's been killing kids for their life preserving soul energy just like William afton.
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If Jesse wasnt a bitchbaby about that gus and gale would still be alive, Mike would still be alive, Jesses gf would still be alive and her son not an orphan, Walt would've been able to give his family the money, hank would be alive, saul wouldnt be in prison. He ruined EVEFYTHING
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Replying to @gemahtreeuhh
I parried the shit out of her boyfriend then murdered her. Wasn't even caring about the lore when I did it, then like a year later vaati made a vid about them and I felt bad.
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Replying to @PandasAndVidya
For those who are brainlets like me it's pretty much this.
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Replying to @tulpapilled
I play as male characters so I CAN stare at their asses.
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Such a shame he hadn't seen a mirror in decades. Poor guy
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Replying to @DucDeVinny
"Normie proof" "zero mainstream appeal" was said about fromsoft games, berserk, warhammer, and dune. All proven false. Blood meridian movie late 2020s-early 2030s
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Replying to @haligtreeOracle
Rennala x Radagon Rellana x Messmer Ranni x Tarnished Carian women have a thin for genocidal murderhobos huh?
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>backstories and life is one of the saddest in fiction >story is older than most of his fans >creator repeatedly goes on hiatus to play idolmaster >stuck on a boat for years >creator dies >friend and creator's aids are left to give an abridged version of the creator's ending
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Replying to @JoeLongBalls
Tfw no autistic hoodrat goonette gf
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Replying to @HMBohemond
A space marine gunning down Alucard from hellsing then getting his head blown off by Nicki Minaj
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Replying to @MenasLG
Ds2 is hard carried by its build variety and fashion options.
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To be fair ernie is just young gus who was lost in a time rift and huell is just gus from an alternate timrline where he ate all the chicken instead of selling it.
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Replying to @DynamoSuperX
Black twitter when they see a happy interracial couple
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I have a horse mask. What's her @?
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Either fake and gay or real and gay. Either way this is scary and gay
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Gale: Human so lives Minsc: Human so lives Shadowheart: Half human so lives but is left at camp for half of the game Minthara: One of the good ones and let's me slaughter demon people so lives.
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Replying to @ChiseHatoriFan
Miles was simply more in touch with his latino side and felt the need to overcompensate
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Didn't someone also use ai to merge his and portman's faces together and the result looked a lot like Luke or something? Guy had an eye.
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Replying to @toothybj
Now do one where the dads get their dads involved. I want granpafight
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Because they're still humans and prone to human failings so they need backup measures for the backup measures. It's the weakness of many space marines, primarchs, and even the emperor, theyre still humans in the end despite them being so divorced from it.
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Replying to @susvtmemes
The psyop is working.
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Replying to @junkballthree
Botw and totk fans are some of the worst zelda fans. They're what a majority of overwatch fans are but for zelda.
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Replying to @Akumabat
I've seen so many people these past few days claim she was black despite being Indian it's sad and hilarious.
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Replying to @SlowEstus
I love ds1 boss design
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Replying to @nikicaga
Reminds me of
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Replying to @kenshirotism
The funniest part was people mocking Miuras death because they misinterpreted the interviewer's creepiness as his own.
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Replying to @mossacannibalis
IS THAT TWINK DEATH ASTOLFO
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They all have the exact same hairstyle it's the latest popular zoomer hairstyle he's just mocking it nothing racist about it.
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Replying to @haligtreeOracle
I think the worst part is that, if you read radahns new armors description malenias entire motivation for fighting him was just those old "PLEASE FUCK MY SISTER LEON" memes about Chris redfield
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Replying to @BowieTea
Turns out miquella was mohg and mohg was just some silly blood guy.
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Replying to @LordGeneral40k
>If they're dangerous they can be stopped By the time they're stopped they've usually done a shitload of damage. His way is better.
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Yeah but they portrayed the emperor. Pretty weak.
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Those lore vids have been an issue since dark souls 1. Spending misinformation or claiming redditor theories as fact. Like the solaire was gwyns firstborn thing or people obsessing over the nothingburger of a character that is velka insisting she's every other character
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Replying to @r48_81t
Morgott, godwyn, and radahn. The trio of "never did anything wrong, is a victim"
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Bayo's father is blond. Also a fair amount of babies are blond and their hair gets darker as they age. Often to around the same level as the kids dad.
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Replying to @GamingAndPandas
My favorite interpretation of the empeor is that due to his immortality and being so op even before the chaos god buff, he lost his ability to properly empathize with others or view any goal or idea that's not his own as faulty in some way.
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Replying to @DarthSateus
Popeye stomps
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Replying to @callhermidas
He's done much worse. He's killed thousands. Every mass shooting post columbine was he. Idk how he keeps getting away with it
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I dream of the total collapse of Disney though I know it'll never happen
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Replying to @GrumpyCatterman
Throwing in 4 more chads to the mix. All the good guys btw except maybe Joseph but his factions song is killer so he gets a pass.
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Replying to @AimbotAimy
>44% less likely Damn. Maybe all those edgy nerdy black girls were onto something
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Every "human" in Australia is exactly like this guy
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"Over 30% of marriages in Gaza are between 1st cousins. The average IQ is 67.9 For context, Forrest Gump’s IQ is 75."
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Replying to @ruzu_carlos
"His own culture" Does he think yasuke was african american? There's a lot of african music out there they could've used.
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Replying to @DucDeVinny
Internet white nationalists are never beating the brown allegations are they?
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Replying to @tanijrou
Where's my millenia old elf gf that will become depressed after I eventually die since my lifespan to her is akin to a gerbils' to us.
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Someone's going to lose their penis to it.
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You know what they say. You can't have short leftist memes without paragraphs
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Replying to @ChiseHatoriFan
Why do so many people in these comments want fat women
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They deserved it.
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Replying to @SYACVG
Way too late. It's already canon. Nate the rake is who he is deep down.
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Replying to @Doof_MD
He will lead the irish people to glory someday
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They even reply to comments sometimes too
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This is why you need to gatekeep and be as outwardly toxic and xenophobic to new people until they pass the filter. It's the only solution.
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Replying to @LookAtMyMeat1
Lorgar was right. So fucking right. Even in the modern day guilliman is unsure if he's a god or not. Don't even get me started on how the emperor was talked out of becoming the 5th chaos god which would've probably made lorgar laugh himself to death.
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Replying to @HMBohemond
I still think comic thanos' motivations were more logical than mcu thanos
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Replying to @nichegamer
Honestly I think ranni's requirements would just be >do whatever I ask >murder my family >willing to run off into space with me forever
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Nate the rake
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Replying to @ironlily_art
She did literally nothing wrong. But no. My waifu is
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It was always the english or art teacher
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The funniest thing is the people you're parodying would probably agree.
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Replying to @Venommoe
The only people who may be able to hold their own against Saitama are goku, superman(depending on which version), and thor(depending on which version)
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Can't believe I'm calling speed based
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Replying to @TheEbonyMaw
I still think it's funny that he recieved a lot of love as a mh/dnd meme video man but was mocked relentlessly after making that video.
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Didn't Stalin warn his daughter to never be alone with him or something
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Yes actually, mankind is inherently tribalistic and will act in similar ways to people of their own race if there's no other race around. The humans in that setting at the very least should be racist because its innate within humanity for better or worse.
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Better call saul gus wouldn't have lost to Walt or even antagonized him to begin with.
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Replying to @Slim_DaddE
Common modern writing L
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Replying to @DocStrangelove2
"Noooo they made my dad look cool"
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