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She’s either like 80000 years old or she’s 34 and just keeps trying to make it work with mayflies
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“Silksong is like a souls game cause difficulty” no Silksong is like a souls game cause I went back to meet an NPC that someone in my replies really loved and I somehow missed and when I finally found the spot where he was, he’s just laying there dead
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Silksong reminds me of when elden ring first came out in the sense that I’ll be complaining about some early game boss that I’m having trouble with and someone who is much farther in the game than me comes into the replies like:
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“I don’t have time for your game I have very important matters”
“There’s a prize”
“Oh okay what’s the game”
Way to stay locked in hornet
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This situation will have you pulling maneuvers you didn’t even think possible
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You guys don’t understand like I used to be really good at hollow knight like I was no hitting bosses and shit this is doing irreparable damage to my ego like how am I the same person who did this I can’t even dodge a buzzsaw I DID PATH OF PAIN AND NOW I CANT EVEN DODGE A BUZZSAW
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I just love how Romina is cunty as hell with her rot meanwhile Malenia is serving showerless swag
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I love how Hornet’s journal commentary is just describing bugs on a scale from “I admire this guy” to “what the hell is wrong with this thing”
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Everyone thought Hornet and Lace would be toxic yuri and instead it’s just a 12 year old trying to rage bait a very jaded old lady
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I love how they wrote Hornet’s dialogue cause she tries to act so nonchalant but you can tell Sherma is stressing her tf out
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That “somewhere a great rune broke” visual effect was insane. I was genuinely like
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IM SORRY?? AND IN MESSMER’S KEEP??
Congratulations Rellana I’m proud of you girl
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Maybe they made silksong this hard because it forces a learning curve onto you so that you’re able to do crazy platforming/combat movement cause that’s canonically what hornet is supposed to be doing
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Messmer fighting for his life to keep the abyssal serpent at bay watching Rykard willingly feed himself to a snake because his wife said it was hot
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Thinkin about how it was said that when the Elden ring was shattered, those in the shadowlands felt it too. Messmer was probably like
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To those of you who missed the jail sequence or didn’t hear the motif, this is the part! The OST is called “red maiden” which is what Sherma called her which is cute. I just love that she gets her own little boss theme during her revenge moment.
Hornet snapping that guys neck and then getting her own boss theme made that whole section worth it 😭 I was like “this motif sounds familiar- OH!!!!”
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I love being bad at silksong cause it means I get more silksong than if I was good at silksong
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Everyone either telling me to just give up or to use a bleed weapon or whatever,,,like damn I thought the culture of Fromsoft games was that we all enjoyed dying a lot who are you people where are my fellow masochists who enjoy being bad at souls games
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I was like “aww Moore” :(( and then he sent a scarlet rot pot soaring into my skull
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I love how she’s always like “oh! There you are! 😍” and then talks about her murder plans immediately
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I JUST FUCKING FIRST TRIED THE DIVINE BEAST IVE LIKE NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE
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I took a break from the last judge to explore a new area I found called Sinner’s road and I don’t think I want to be here either
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Messmer I don’t CARE if you have mommy issues you have a 13 foot tall armored moon princess knight pining for you GET YOURSELF TOGETHER
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Marika trying to create a world where no one can get hurt or die under the golden age of the erdtree makes so much sense now. only for her OWN KIDS to be the ones to craft a specific blade and kill another one of her children. OH ITS SUCH A GOOD MIX OF TRAGEDY AND JUSTICE
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Like. Like she made it for him. To heal him?? To take care of him?? 😭 oh lird
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I,,I DIDNT EXPECT THE HEALING TO ACTUALLY WORK. I WAS GONNA TAKE A JOKE PICTURE LIKE WITH TRINA BUT OMG HE GOT UP
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Fromsoft give us the “I’ll be damned if….” message template and my life is yours 😭
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People call summons cheating and status effects cheating. They act like leveling up with Scadu fragments invalidates your boss defeat. And now they are turning around and saying that it’s too hard? the difficulty is built around the game mechanics 😭 sorry I am just SO cranky
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Hornet snapping that guys neck and then getting her own boss theme made that whole section worth it 😭 I was like “this motif sounds familiar- OH!!!!”
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Miquella pushing Trina’s ass off a cliff because she was starting to make a little too much sense (live)(colorized)
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Okay so Messmer hates tarnished but Hornsent ALSO hates tarnished like wtf did I even do
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Shoutout to Styx’s chill sister. Seems like Styx’s BDSM obsession is just a him thing
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LMAOOOOO Freyja is like “oh Miquella wants to revive Radahn’s soul? That’s great!! He’d like that :)”
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Him trying to kill you and crying on the floor because Trina likes you better is literally the most relatable thing in this damn DLC
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Okay so it’s not even a theory anymore that’s definitely what Lansseax’s human form looked like
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Actually we see the effects of a single great rune shattering, and that was pretty crazy. Seeing THE Elden ring shatter was probably a natural disaster
Thinkin about how it was said that when the Elden ring was shattered, those in the shadowlands felt it too. Messmer was probably like
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