โ€œIf you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.โ€ - George Bernard Shaw
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That's what old spice is for keep the expensive stuff locked away till post puberty ๐Ÿ˜‚
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They aren't our best scientists, the best scientists all signed a letter asking the government why they are bonkers.
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Replying to @RaggedTP
This issue and the NIP have already been solved by others...
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
His family also asked that his death not be politicised, maybe that just escaped you...
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not on a fry up it isn't
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Replying to @imshin
erm you can't bomb refugee camps even if you send flyers it contravenes the geneva convention.
Community note
This is false. Article 28 of the Geneva Convention states that "The presence of a protected person may not be used to render certain points or areas immune from military operations." ihl-databases.icrc.org/en/ihl-treatie
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The fact the 1.5bn car got 300 likes doesn't fill me with a lot of faith in the education system
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he's a Socialist and makes films about communities and compassion and the downtrodden of society, therefore that makes him a target.
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Playing messed up rugby in protective pads is not real sport
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Replying to @EmirNader
First she gets shot and killed whilst wearing a press flak jacket, then her family home gets raided and now they beat the pallbearers in the funeral procession...
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Replying to @TheMJAP
Any condemnation from the Torygraph is worth bragging about, it means they're worried.
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Replying to @AmichaiStein1
that not how the rome statute works.
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Replying to @imjdsharp @AOC
like unions sticking up for working peoples working conditions?, how radical...
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because they weren't threatening peoples lives.
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Replying to @konylishious
XR told them not to do it
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Replying to @JohnRentoul
lol, gotta love our liberal press, always with all the wrong takes.
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Replying to @LBC @NickFerrariLBC
Voters: "Stop Killing Kids" Vox Pop Pundits to the Hoi Polloi: "It's clearly sectarian voting"
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You just got owned buddy
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Replying to @mishtal
Even the word Palestine is ancient Greek which completely obliterates your thesis, in fact we can even trace their identity back to the Canaan so at best you are nothing more than a useless bigot.
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Replying to @michaeldickson
it's an international court of law about international treaties and state conduct, Hamas is irrelevant.
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the good news is nobody got shot...
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you do know we can read it right?
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who put the sign up?
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Replying to @skorch @mehdirhasan
There are churches and Christians in Gaza...
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Shelagh, where were your and other media contributors condemnations of the 240+ Palestinians killed in the preceding 270 days of the year before Oct 7th?, why does the world stop spinning only when the victims are Israeli?
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offended by symbolic fabric are you?
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Replying to @lmharpin
not about Sam Tarry is it Lee, it's about the Labour Party giving Trade Unionists and Workers the finger when they pay their wages, nice try at a wedge issue though.
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it's insane that trains can charge that much, someone in government that's not a lobbyist for the private rail sector should do something about it.
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Replying to @EvanCull @mishtal
as for 1944, how do you feel about literature from 1744? since apparently in your world that never even happened did it David? at best you're nothing more than a serial liar...
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strict laws against kneeling on a mat?, you gonna ban picnics too you dolt?
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imagine being such a loser you go punting for lobbyisits...
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Replying to @TPointUK
first it was stabbed, now it's hammers make your bloody mind up, then it's muslim defence league showing up in a family coach business promotional video from birmingham, any other bollocks you lot want to spout today?
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Replying to @implausibleblog
'Scale of attack unprecedented and unacceptable' said whilst standing on a mountain of 30k corpses.
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and thats a bigger sample size ๐Ÿคฃ
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Replying to @EvanCull @nadinebh_
crazy thing is from their perspective they genuinely think that's some sort of compliment, along the lines of "hey megan you look just like us, I wouldn't even know, it's improbable i'd treat you differently".
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Replying to @BBCPolitics
is it too early to call for her to resign?
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but good entertainment and nobody dead.
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When you don't know the fundamental differences between positions on a political compass.
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it doesn't matter, Ben already took him to the cleaners.
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Replying to @SaulStaniforth
Translation: 'Jeremy knows what war crimes look like and that makes me look bad because I'm a former human rights lawyer and I don't '
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Lol, no it isn't.
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Replying to @GeorgeMonbiot
I call them all "Gallies" because they all fall into the Galileo Gambit paradox...
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Replying to @bbcnickrobinson
Cry us a river...
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Replying to @BeckettUnite
Look at the standing charges Ofgem is meant to regulate, they've practically doubled and everyone pays them every single day before you even turn on a light or turn on the hot tap.
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Replying to @OfSymbols
it's not enough of an endorsement that the author ended up completely reliant upon state support at the end of her life.
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It's just the 80's all over again, national strike will sort em out
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Nada none because it was protestors for the killing of 20 Iraqi militiamen
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Dont hate the player...
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Actually the joke wasn't him saying that at all, but actually was reference to another person saying it in the third person, so.
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no they aren't, in fact many of them attend peace and solidarity and ceasefire marches.
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nobody is claiming anything is free, they are just claiming the parts of the market that are crucial to you and your families personal longevity and happiness should "maybe" be funded and subsidised through taxation to make everyone's life either easier or maybe less burdensome.
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Replying to @math_dona @WW0mega
what do you want your high street to look like dumbo?, because that was two tweets of absolute waffle to be perfectly frank.
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nobody is lobbing bricks today, they're laying them.
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Replying to @nadinebh_
I know you'd probably think that generation of my white compatriots would have learnt by now but from my own personal experience they just prefer complete ignorance to the potential impact of their own language.
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oh look water but we cannot confirm if it's actually raining folks
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they are in disbelief because despite going to eton they never got past Key Stage 3
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a jewish israeli haaretz journalist literally went on TV and told you that was lies.
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if they want fix it they need to get a crane, scaffolding and tree surgeon with bolts to do a graft splice onto the stump pronto before the scion dries out.
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erm, why is the bdbj attacking british citizens inalienable right to protest?...
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ahh yes Romania that fabled area of 'brown people', sit down clown comes to mind and you all piled in without knowing anything.
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erm the manifesto has been costed mate
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Replying to @Keir_Starmer
yeah you can give him the whip back... and stop being petulant

ALT Jeremy Corbyn Santa GIF

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It doesn't represent voters at all, it's a rag tag of business lobbyists installed by one bloke in the lords in favour of feathering the nest of a former prime minister, you just drink the kool-aid when they say 'i'm working class'.
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BA does a direct for 93 quid.
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Replying to @MairavZ
I'm guessing nobody pointed out their presence is in violation of the 4th Geneva Convention.
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Replying to @Ostrov_A @IlhanMN
Al Aqsa is east jerusalem it's occupied territory.
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it's not his party, he just runs for it because it's more sympathetic to what he's saying.
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it's not about "I" it's about "We"
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Replying to @Number10cat
but the salmon still belongs to the bears.
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Or the first time you've paid attention
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Because the UK strategy is justifiably insane... ๐Ÿ™„
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pavement slabs are now tarmac? lol ok.
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no mate you just got shot up, he's looking out for you and your response is "it's just a laff lads"
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Replying to @JackElsom
Asians not allowed to have opinions on being Asian now is it @UKLabour
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Replying to @elsilt
there is a difference between nuclear fusion and nuclear fission and all nuclear takes over a decade to build and tens of billions to commission.
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the Emma Dent Coad who did more for grenfell survivors than any Kensington MP since despite going through cancer treatment?, that Emma Dent Coad???
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He's literally reading out the oath under protest script, he's not the first one to have read it...
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Replying to @pritipatel
this is your fault!!!
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I want to see a breakdown of that 7 million projected cost.
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nothing to do with the market rate, that's where the retailers are completely taking the p*ss.
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Replying to @ayeshahazarika
Ayesha I know working for the right is hard but at least try to make it semi-convincing.
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when bellends started speculating stuff online and setting fire to hotels with asylum seekers in.
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it's golden that Bercow can do this as a form of apology and yet still put it out there in the public domain... ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘
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The bigger question is why did people vote for him if he's just going to abstain against violations if human rights in the first place.
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Replying to @implausibleblog
I know, but the broadcaster and the paper swim in the same ideology.
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Replying to @margarethodge
says the hierarchy of racism party...
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they just can't say it can they...
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why should they even get one at all more like.
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if he wanted to come off as authentic he would have put Millwall till I die in his Bio.
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He's a very bad man that liberated Cuba from batista who was an angel who made sure Americans owned most of the sugar plantations on behalf of the US government.
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the whole cabinet is a security risk, why they don't have an internal dedicated service in 2020 is a complete joke.
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Replying to @Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Digging that ditch are you Jacob
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and they won't be able to stop all of them, also as soon as enough westerners land in Gaza, they've got major PR and rules of engagement problems.
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it's alright they can come work in the renewable energy sector.
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Replying to @lmharpin
Nope, the Labour Party is oddly enough meant to be about Labour and a Labour Party that doesn't represent workers interests is no longer fit for purpose.
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