in case you didn't know, this is how you're actually supposed to do software versioning
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to be fair, this stuff rarely ever happens to men so it has a massive impact on us
i about damn cried a couple months ago when my roommate got me flowers. first time in 27 years that somebody's done that
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lukewarm take
Actual hot take: Notion, like most other note taking apps, is bloatware. Pick up a pen.
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the only correct programming language tier list
S: C
A: C++, Rust
B: Go, Ruby, Zig
C: Java, Haskell, C#, OCaml
D: Swift, Kotlin, PHP, Dart, Odin
F: TypeScript, JavaScript, Python, MATLAB, R, Carbon (these arent programming languages, they're mental illnesses)
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i love the part where the post never mentioned christians but WPL saw imagery of lynching and jumped to their own defense anyways 💀
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is "are you" NOT person first language? tf is the difference between "are you" and "do you" 🤦♂️
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kudzu.
the answer is kudzu.
it's fairly cheap to obtain (free if you can nab some roots)
it grows insanely fast. like, a foot per day fast. and it spreads out as more vines shoot off from the original.
also it's a right proper bitch to eradicate. mowing it will take years of repetitive weekly treatment - it just keeps coming back. almost always has to be removed professionally.
plant a dozen sprouts around the outside of the house and it'll be completely covered before summer's over.
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thought the post was funny but nah, bro's just promoting porn and crypto scams like a fuckin dork 😭
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> "rust is memory-safe", spends two hours battling the borrow checker for a two-line function
> attempts to explain lifetimes to a friend; doesn't understand it themselves
> can't remember the abysmal syntax, spams double-colons and angle brackets everywhere and hopes for the best
> "strings are easy", has a mental breakdown because of the nine thousand string types available, doesn't know the correct one to use
> brags about no segfaults (ignores the 200+ compiler warnings)
I am the Rust programmer, I will rewrite the world in Rust. I will rewrite the world in Rust because the world is unsafe. As I am the Rust programmer I will keep writing rust until the world is safe. After the world is safe, I will not rewrite it in Rust. Because I am the Rust programmer I will retire from programmer in Rust. I will come to you when you are sleeping, and I will unloc k your computer using a memory leak. If I find javascript on your computer, I will delete them. Do not try to stop me, if you try to stop me I will do it anyways. I am the Rust programmer, if you program in javascript, you will scream. You will be sleeping as I rewrite your computer in Rust. You will not notice me as I am the Rust programmer, I am fast, but not too fast for your computer. I know your computer just as it knows me. After I rewrite your computer, you will love your computer. You will love your computer because it is written in Rust, I will do the same to all computers because I am the Rust programmer. I will not stop at your computer, I will rewrite the world because the world is unsafe. Your brain is written in C, your memory is unsafe. If your brain is written in C, you will forget what I just said. I will rewrite your brain in Rust, you cannot stop me from writing Rust as I am the Rust programmer. If you try to stop me, you will not remember it. Because I am the Rust programmer I can manually remove your memory, you will not remember me. After I rewrite you in Rust, you will enjoy the world with a safe memory, you will not forget that I am superior, I am the Rust programmer. I will rewrite the world, I will rewrite quantum mecahnics because it is unsafe. I will not tell you all my plans before I rewrite you in Rust, it is because you are made of bugs I do not trust you. I am the Rust programmer, I will rewrite the world in Rust, you will not forget me because I am the Rust programmer.
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the only thing i've learned from this is that i should change my name to Kismma Nhuhts and stuff my resume with shitpost text
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we have organs that explode and an immune system that attacks us and an air hole connected to the food hole and literal blind spots in our vision and our spine is curved in three places so it hurts us to stand up and our joints are super fragile, but yes: master design
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now i KNOW you're not talking 😭 over there eating shit from a butt
nitter.app/badghel_sam/status/194…
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dawg if any of my women friends did this to me, i'd be bricked tf up
ain't shit platonic about this
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remember, kids: piracy is free, and it's always morally correct to pirate adobe products
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what do yall eat while programming?
personally i like to sit in my car and eat a whole block of aged cheddar, helps me really get in the zone so i can come back to whatever i was working on with full focus
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it could portray Mary fkin Poppins for all i care, the joke is still anti-conservative, not anti-christian
it's right there, in the word "conservatives"
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it should also be the world's richest guy
do it every year
don't wanna die? put your money to use and help make society better
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"it's not because they refuse to light their scenes"
>goes on to explain why they refuse to light their scenes
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i went to sleep and woke up and we're at 80 stars (wtf???) and a ton of PRs
i'm truly blown away by this 🥹
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the only correct editor/ide tier list
S: vim, intellij, emacs
A: neovim, notepad++
B: atom, vi
C: zed, sublime
D: visual studio, nano
F: vsc*de and all of its ycombinator-hype AI spam forks. also anything browser-based.
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that's almost as inefficient as using eggs for protein
assuming total absorption, you'd need FOUR CUPS of broth to get the protein from a single chicken breast
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this is what a real american breakfast looks like
side note: @terminaldotshop has a damn good coffee
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i'm interested in buying cloudflare! i've got a couple crumpled up one dollar bills, and a half eaten pb&j
take it or leave it
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"I was out of milk for my bowl of cereal so I substituted it with cow manure and it tastes terrible, I followed the recipe EXACTLY"
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It's nice to see you're working on replacing the human aspect of the process with AI, I absolutely love that.
Allow me to take it a step further and cut out the most costs possible: at the c-suite/founder/leadership level.
My team's building Adam- the world's first AI c-suite executive. This has incredibly massive cost savings for any company (median CEO salary is $800k according to salary.com), allowing teams to funnel the finances to where it matters most- because let's be real here for a moment: the actual work gets done on the ground floor.
Oh, and unlike Cognition Labs with Devin, we're actively utilizing Adam as our CMO.
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w*bdevs have become gluttonous in regard to memory.
i propose nobody is allowed to do w*bdev until they obtain a thorough understanding of C and have experience with manual memory management on embedded devices with limited space, so they have a true appreciation for this waste
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in light of matt mullenweg's latest shenanigans, we've moved a client off of wordpress
here's the pr from purging all WP-related code, i can't begin to explain how 'gasmic this feels, ask me anything
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a good friend of mine said today that "they're actually coming for our jobs", had to reassure her ai's years off from doing that
it has no "intelligence" to speak of, it's literally just a predictive text engine that's getting better and better at being painstakingly average
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embarrassing number of reverends and christians in here that don't know what they're talking about, saying "wrong, read your bible"
shame on y'all; take your own advice, and also pick up literally any other book for once while you're at it
historic literacy is a beautiful thing
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that look accurate to what, exactly? they're the original, that's as accurate as it gets 🤦
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conservatives and christians are two different things
you would know this if you didn't conflate your religion with your politics
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my team's building a replacement for discord btw
corvid dot chat
Due to Discord's impending collapse under their misguided CEO choice, we are building an alternative that isn't affected by enshittification, one where users are actually respected.
Our commitment is to a platform of integrity and quality.
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just say you're boring and lazy
she sounds fun, and would likely lead to a very fulfilling life
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