I am selectively famous.I don’t respect your beliefs.Also,I don’t respect my beliefs. Podcast, Really?!. with Tom and Dave now available.
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I have returned to Cameo. I hope people are still having birthdays, anniversaries and such. If so, perhaps I can be of service.
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I feel for @realDonaldTrump. I’ve done shows in a half empty venue. It doesn’t feel good. You have to dig deep and remember why you’re there: to spread hatred and lies.
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THE SHOW YOUR GRANDPARENTS WOULDN’T LET YOUR PARENTS WATCH IS BACK!
Filming has begun on The Kids in the Hall’s 8-episode Amazon Original series in Toronto. Below is photographic proof that we can still occupy the same physical space. #wereback #kidsinthehall @PrimeVideoCA
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This is what happens to the boyish at 59. I’m not complaining, just chronicling. Thanks to all for the happy birthday wishes.
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There aren’t many comedians that I admired as much,or frankly,stole from as much as Bob Newhart.He made quietly thinking on camera hilarious.The pause was his art. Clearly,in this photo you can see the admiration was mutual.A loving goodbye to one of the greatest comics ever. ❤️
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I’ve been a part of many protests in Los Angeles going all the way back to the Clinton administration’s plans to bomb Iraq,(they didn’t) and George W Bushes plans to bomb Iraq,(they did). I’ve chanted “Hands up! Don’t shoot!” and “Black Lives Matter”.All vastly bigger protests.
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Well no way out of it now. In fact, we are already busy writing our uniquely horrible brand of sketch comedy. 'Kids in the Hall' Revived at Amazon #kidsinthehall hollywoodreporter.com/live-f…
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Dear @OnlyMurdersHulu I am currently available to play the younger brother of either Steve Martin or Martin Short. The choice is yours.
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Heading out with my daughter Alina to see Elvis Costello at the Greek with Nick Lowe. I look old but I swear I’m still the 17 year old who just raced home from the mall with a copy of My Aim Is True.
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Sitting in O’Hare in Chicago. About to board flight to Toronto to start production of @KITHOnline reboot for Amazon after a pandemic pause of 1yr. Wish us luck.
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Last night we wrapped shooting on 8 episodes of new Kids In The Hall sketches. I hope you all like them or are at least polite about them like decent human beings. @KITHOnline
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This moment is my most cherished with Betty. It was a surprise birthday celebration with everyone working on Hot In Cleveland. I have no words to describe my feelings and admiration for this incredible woman.This day had to come but when you were with her it seemed impossible.
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Current protests are relatively small and were well contained by LAPD. There were a few isolated incidents of vandalism. Trump wants it to be worse.He’s doing his best to make it worse. In the meantime he’ll just lie about what’s happening.I’m in LA. LA is just fine.
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I’ve spent the entire afternoon watching and reposting clips of Joe Flaherty. It’s strange to be made so sad while laughing so much. Thanks for stopping by the planet Joe.
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NewsRadio was the best sitcom of the 1990s - Vox vox.com/2015/3/22/8272007/ne…
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I’m so saddened by Matt’s death. My love goes out to his family, friends, colleagues and fans.
Matthew Perry, known for playing Chandler Bing on the hit NBC sitcom “Friends,” has died. He was 54.
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Very sad to hear Paul Reubens died. I was a big fan and I was fortunate enough to hang out with him occasionally over the years. Always kind, charming and funny. His creation, Pee Wee Herman, made life brighter and sillier for us all.
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#TheKidsInTheHall first five seasons are now streaming on @PrimeVideo. I did something I haven’t done in over 25yrs. I watched the some episodes. Startled by how many sketches I have totally forgotten. Season six is coming soon. @KITHOnline
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The following is absolutely a true story. Kids, never stop dreaming.
We made the commercial a mere six hours later. Although we haven’t written it yet. Thanks, @DaveSFoley @MintMobile @MaximumEffort
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I’m watching the #SNL50 red carpet at home in my pajamas. I may have made some poor career choices.
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When Trump paraphrases Hitler Republicans say it’s just words; it’s not important. When teenagers use different pronouns Republicans act like it’s an existential threat to society. This is a tad inconsistent.
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Finally some good news. I’m very proud and excited to confirm this.
EXCLUSIVE: Dave Foley has joined the cast of FX’s #Fargo for Season 5 as a series regular deadline.com/2022/11/fx-farg…
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Hey my American leftists, tonight might be the time to start practicing our civility and unity. As fun as it is to flame someone you mildly disagree with, there’s actual work to be done. And as a Canadian socialist you all look moderate to me. Love you.
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Treat’s death is truly heartbreaking. First met him in ‘85. He was incredibly kind. He made a day player feel like a member of the cast. Didn’t meet him again until 2018.This time we became friends. He was wonderful, warm and lovable. I’ll miss him & his dispatches from Vermont.
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LA is fine. Almost everyone is going about their normal lives. Th National Guard and the Marines are sitting around with nothing to do. Trump is testing the waters for Martial Law. That’s the only thing that’s scary.
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As a life long StarTrek fan I am beyond delighted to be in the latest episode of Star Trek Lower Decks as a Ferengi hotel concierge.
#StarTrek
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Hey Alabama trans kids. The only thing wrong with you is that you live in a totally fucked state lead by a totally fucked governor. Your right to responsible healthcare should not be in question. You’re right to to be exactly who you are should not be in question. Love yourself.
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Dear @VancityReynolds if I switch to @Mintmobile can I be in one of your ads. I really enjoy them.
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The “Bible Salesman” is a classic American con. For an entertaining example watch the classic film Paper Moon, starring Ryan and Tatum O’Neal. For a disgusting example watch Trump.
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Oliver, one of the world’s great dogs, died this morning at home. He was a wonderful friend and comfort during some of my darkest moments. Crissy, Alina, Falcor and I will miss him. He was 11 years old.
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Can’t believe Norm MacDonald is dead. First met him in the mid 80s. I thought he was way too funny to be successful. I was half right. My deep sympathy to his family, close friends and his fans.
#ripNorm
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This needs to be retweeted by as many people as possible everyday until Inauguration Day. The press mustn’t let @LindseyGrahamSC wriggle out of this commitment. #KeepYourPromiseSenatorGraham
Sen. Lindsey Graham justifies his treatment of Merrick Garland: "If an opening comes in the last year of President Trump's term, and the primary process has started, we'll wait to the next election"
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I’m from Toronto. The City of Buffalo is our neighbour. This horrific shooting is heartbreaking. The rampant, white supremacy ideology that inspired it is infuriating. That it can turn an 18yr old child into a hate filled monster is terrifying. That he was legally armed,shameful.
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Just returned from my nation’s capital, Ottawa, where I received an honorary Covid-19 infection. I really would have been satisfied with a nomination.
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Happy 99th Birthday to Betty White. This photo is from a birthday surprise in 2015. Getting to work with Betty was an education. Getting to know Betty is a blessing. She is the greatest ever. Long may she rule.
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Alert! Spread the word! Make everyone watch! Just learned the weekend “Metrics” will decide our fate. Now I just have to learn what that means.
The Kids In The Hall season 6 streaming on @PrimeVideo
#kidsinthehall #KITH
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I’m send much love and hopes for a speedy and complete recovery to my friend, the comedy genius, Bob Odenkirk. Having a heart attack is the first thing he’s done in 20 years that hasn’t made me jealous.
#BobOdenkirk
#GetWellBob
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In Chicago to host An Evening with Mike Myers for the Chicago Film Festival. Couldn’t ask for a prettier day.
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2019 will be the 30th anniversary of #TheKidsInTheHall tv show. Any suggestions for how we should celebrate? #KITH @KITHOnline
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When I was a kid I got the single Brand New Key and wore it out. When I was writing the Doomsday DJ sketch I wanted the most joyful possible peace of music to contrast the DJ’s bleakness. I’m forever in your debt Melanie. Happy journeys.
brooklynvegan.com/melanie-br… @brooklynvegan
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Photo evidence of @kevinthekith being secretly handsome. The man is a fraud. Everything about him is a lie. Oh, and it’s his birthday.
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The response to the new #Kidsinthehall episodes has been overwhelmingly gratifying to all of us. I’m personally and particularly grateful for all the generous comments about this sketch. @KITHOnline @PrimeVideo
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Apparently, NewsRadio turns 30 in 2025. Grateful to social media for reminding me of significant milestones in my life and of how quickly my life is racing towards its conclusion.
TV Shows Turning 30 in 2025: A Celebration of 1995 Premieres cordcuttersnews.com/tv-shows…
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If you’d like one of these beautiful T-shirts check out @jeffbrawnartist on Instagram
#Kamala4President2024
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Deeply saddened by the death of Alex Trebek. I had good fortune to spend some time with Alex over the years. He was a lovely man, intelligent, kind and with a surprisingly silly sense of humour, which I’ll spell with the extra “u” in honour of our homeland. #RIPAlexTrebek
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I don't think all @realDonaldTrump supporters are stupid but if you support Trump & you're not stupid you should be ashamed.
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Just curious. Is anyone watching #KidsInTheHall on @primevideouk
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Did some excellent Christmas shopping at Run Out Groove Records in Burbank. 🎄🎁🎄
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I think this may be the best I’ve ever looked. Quite unintentional. Seems a shame to just go to bed but I’m sleepy.
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Here’s a fun drinking game for watching the RNC. Pour a shot of whiskey and put it on the table in front of you. Now leave it there while you chug the rest of the bottle. Then down that shot.
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As a Canadian who has lived in the U.S. for 25yrs, I can confirm the truth of this thread. I hope all Americans will be freed from the current immoral and ineffective healthcare system.
Amid America's #COVID19 disaster, I must come clean about a lie I spread as a health insurance exec: We spent big $$ to push the idea that Canada's single-payer system was awful & the U.S. system much better. It was a lie & the nations' COVID responses prove it. The truth: (1/6)
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.@realDonaldTrump I watched. I hate you. Ratings don't equal approval. #TrumpIsInsane
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Over 20 years ago, one of my best friends John Kastner(@jeanguykastner ) brought Neil Peart to my house in Laurel Canyon. We stayed up all night drinking whiskey and talking on more subjects than I knew existed. He was the friendliest curmudgeon in the world. We’ll miss him.
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Happy Birthday to @ScottThompson_ who I’ve been told is a member of the controversial skit comedy group “The Kids In The Hall”. It’s rumored that I’m also in that group. If true, I’m sure we must be close friends.
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I know it’s not Xmas but sometimes you work with your heroes and even better you get to call them friends. I’m really going to miss Joe Flaherty.
Bing,Bowie&Bob.flv piped.video/f4ct4j5IIw4?si=ZRrk… via @YouTube
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Just heard a few minutes ago that my friend @bobsaget has died. I don’t know what say or think. I’ve known him since the late 80s. He was always kind and supportive of his fellow comedians, and other artists, but love of comedy was central to his nature. He’s going to be missed.
Hollywood stars and comedians pay tribute to Bob Saget: "As kind as he was funny" variety.com/2022/tv/news/bob…
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No greater contribution to the art of sketch comedy has ever been made than that made by Monty Python.They altered comedy down to its very DNA. With the death of #TerryJones ,two sixths of that collective genius are gone forever. Let’s celebrate the fallen and love the remainder.
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Dude, you’re in the cabal? How come I never see you at the cabal meetings? You going to Cabalpalooza? Let’s meet up. Don’t forget it’s BYOB (bring your own baby).
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Gene Wilder's talent was too great to be contained by the term "actor". Instead he should be thought of as a "genre". #RIPGeneWilder
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Important question for all #KidsInTheHall fans.If @KITHOnline were to make a new series, what elements would you consider essential?How could it appeal to a younger audience that has never scene #KITH? I’m mostly talking about my 16 year old daughter, Alina.I'll read all replies.
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This maybe my favorite image of the day. Trump returning to the Whitehouse after golfing to encounter a huge crowd celebrating his defeat.
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Fred Willard was one of the funniest men ever to live and one of the nicest. I’m deeply sad that he is gone but at least now the rest of us can move up in the rankings. Bye Fred. Give my love to Mary.
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Just started watching @rebelmoon . So far, it seems to be a scene for scene remake of A Bug’s Life.
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What a lovely story. Clearly dogs are up to something on this planet. We may never know the full scope of their activities but I believe their intentions are kind.
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Just heard that Norman Lear has died. Through his work, he probably shaped my outlook on the world as much or more than my parents. Below is a pretty good example.
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Period Poverty
As the man who wrote this monologue, I think it’s appropriate that I bring your attention to this issue and an organization that is trying to help.
girlshelpinggirlsperiod.org/
Kids in the Hall: Menstruation piped.video/Cm4FdyWaOCo via @YouTube
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How come it's never the best white people that think white people are the best? #SelfEvidentFallacy
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This is where Covid boredom lead us tonight. Haircut by my wife @crissyg and a dye job by my daughter Alina.
#LivinLaVidaCovid
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It’s my Birthday & it’s #HockeyNightInCanada in Los Angeles. #GoLeafsGo @MapleLeafs @hockeynight #2020 #OurYear
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Offer still stands but I don’t how much longer I’ll be younger than Steve and Marty.
Dear @OnlyMurdersHulu I am currently available to play the younger brother of either Steve Martin or Martin Short. The choice is yours.
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To see the Harris and Biden families on that stage together, clearly, palpably bound by love instead of shared malice gives me such hope for the next four years.
#BidenHarris2020
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Hi everyone who cares. I’m terribly frustrated and saddened that I can’t be there for these shows. I have pneumonia at the moment. It’s a very “Now” infection. I hate to miss a trend. The shows will still be great and still be for a great cause. All hail Bellini!
An announcement for our Toronto fans:
ALT Due to illness, Dave Foley is unable to attend this event. We realize this will be disappointing to some of our fans. We hope that Dave will feel better soon, and in the meantime, the rest of the Kids will be putting on a great show. Any ticket holders hoping to refund their tickets are welcome to do so at their point of purchase. For those who have purchased the VIP Meet & Greet Ticket, the meet & greet will still proceed as planned post-event.
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As I get older, older and older I realize that all emotional states, negative and positive, are temporary. Enjoy the enjoyable. Endure the terrible. On balance that is a life.
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.The Bible just called to say I was PROBABLY going to be named Messiah but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably was no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway.
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As an actor who often has to say words on camera I find writers to be very useful. Support WGA
#WGA
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