Here's a modified version of my Good Omens fanfiction (pre-finale) spreadsheet. Feel free to download/use for recs and/or a template to modify for your own. I hope it may be helpful. Thanks for everything. docs.google.com/spreadsheets… #GoodOmens #GoodOmensFanfiction
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Replying to @piyatose
Simone Ashley is beautiful, so what is your point? That two Indian women can look different from each other?
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Why are you all so obsessed with this? It’s looking a little weird. Well, what if the bear had a nuclear bomb? What then?
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That’s what I took from it. Why else would it say not to share with the candidates? It was supposed to be edited out of the ad by HR. Oops.
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Surgery may be his only hope—brain surgery.
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Replying to @shawnsguster
Why would this even be asked? It’s Romancelandia. None of them will cheat.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
At least she can attract the top 10% of women, I guess. The only bright spot in this.
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Replying to @drivcmycar
I’m not really sure who Sydney Sweeney is, but I like the suggestions for Ayo Edebiri and Natasha Lyonne, though.
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There’s a lot of demands for an answer to this silly question going around, and then adding to it if you’re not satisfied for whatever reason. Nobody ever said bears are safe or will change your tire.
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Replying to @aimeeterese
Suggesting that rape “only” violates a person physically is grossly inaccurate.
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Replying to @somebodysnephew
Did you hear the Devil’s part of that song, though? They had to just list the parts Johnny(?) did because they couldn’t beat that.
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Replying to @carawithac13
Yeah, the more you don’t get a job, the more they assume you don’t deserve one.
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The part where you assume he’s to her taste just because she lets him talk to her.
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In the ‘60s, they said not to trust anyone over 30. It’s the other side of “kids these days.”
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You’re obviously working for the fae to try to keep their whereabouts secret.
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Replying to @mirandalefts
Cressida starts her own detective agency in Wales.
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So you’re saying they should have Iranian accents.
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Replying to @colbridgertons
I hope not! We’ve already had to wait an extra season for Benedict and Sophie.
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Yes, Allen is the one SHE wants to see again the most.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
“This woman with two small children and cancer.” Dude! They’re your kids. She didn’t just show up with two kids and cancer.
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Other men? Which is fine, but no reason to worry so much about women then.
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Replying to @EWambua
Then he wouldn’t have to worry about it.
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Reprobate for not romanticizing slavery? That’s a good one.
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How do you misunderstand such an easy line like this? Baffling.
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I hate how they are categorizing them by length instead of content. And this has been a problem before (Moonlighting clearly was a comedy).
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Just ducking in to note that most Brothers Grimm stories were told to them by women (the expression “old wives’ tales” is because of women who told folk tales), and were rewritten many times, with each Grimm edition reducing female agency and sex yet increasing violence.
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Women can inherit property if spinsters or widows. For married women, the inheritance becomes her husband’s (until the Married Women’s Property Act of 1870). Most peerages in Scotland can pass to a woman if there are no sons also.
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I wonder whether Val needed to suck to get the 1996 audience on the gay couple’s side or to have a character change (I can’t call it an arc) at the end. I haven’t see La Cage aux Folles.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
Improving your action figure collection is fine. I have action figures too. But getting a new action figure isn’t improving myself.
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Replying to @woofknight
I went to my daughter and said, “I have picked a husband for you,” and she said NO. I said, “He is Bill Gates’ son and the CEO of World Bank.” She said, “Not interested. Going on tour with my band and, anyway, I have a girlfriend.”
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Replying to @HannahPosted
I can believe this because I’ve stepped on coins barefoot and thought it was something wet but it was just something cold.
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Replying to @HLeeHurley
At that point, they might as well describe JKR as an author whose Doctor Who episode was scuttled by DT. It’s as important career wise and about as relevant.
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BookColin hurt her physically.
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You have no idea what anyone has done to get healthier or whether they are healthier than they were last week, but, by all means, look down on people from your superior perch and attempt to shame them into not being out in public. That will help.
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Replying to @nihilists4jesus
In what way could she possibly be?
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Replying to @myeondilf
All that stuff is canceling the other stuff out.
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Penetration ≠ submission. This idea that it does annoys me so much.
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It just undermines Louis and Lestat’s connection if he’s Nicki’s double.
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“I’m just asking questions.”
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Replying to @ask_aubry
I thought we all lived alone with our cats. Make up your minds.
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Replying to @ZODIAC_MF
Why? He wrote the books he wanted to write, and they weren’t for you or ScreenRant person, and that’s okay. Nice channeling of Mark Twain on Jane Austen, though.
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Replying to @Waitreallywow
I don’t think either Whedon or the reporter get to make a decision about when the article gets published.
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That doesn’t prove anything.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
Women don’t need skills and never have to overcome adversity. Good to know, good to know.
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Replying to @ask_aubry
Between this and the “girls are horrible/boys are easy” takes, I’m just disgusted.
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Replying to @merrittk
I don’t think dogs really exist. It is just some cats going through a phase.
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Before Shakespeare’s day! That was during the period when he was the Doctor’s companion and brought his plays back in time.
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Replying to @washingtonpost
You have a typo. I think you meant “ex-boyfriend.”
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Replying to @totorostales
How do you define “dark romance”? What is a book you would label as dark romance?
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It’s the same marketing they had for Kate & Anthony’s season, just reversed, I think is the point.
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I hope they get to work together someday. I always kind of want that with people who’ve played the same part.
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Replying to @JoyceCarolOates
We once had an assignment to find out what the words meant, and I remember feeling quite angry that we had been making a promise without its ever previously being explained that’s what we were saying.
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He could have posted it on Archive of Our Own, but he can’t publish it for profit without their okay. And they are not required to read it.
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Replying to @tormasmuller
They are talking about Kate’s bio mom (remember when Edwina got mad and called her “half-sister@?), who, in the books, died in a freak accident in a thunderstorm, which was why Kate had panic attacks in thunderstorms (which they also didn’t do on the show).
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Do they want to ban him from ever dating again that this disclaimer is needed?
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Replying to @TrumbullComic
That space has to do a lot of work. Maybe switching James Bond and 007 in the sentence would help.
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Yeah, but since they’ve been born already, there isn’t much concern for their lives.
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Do you not understand copyright? Obviously he doesn’t.
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Replying to @caranthirs
There was definitely a movement to get more practical attire with the New Woman and bicycling, but they already had two Married Woman’s Property Acts by then (in England). I don’t know whether you have a particular era/location in mind, so, of course, variable.
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Respect is a big part of martial arts. It doesn’t sound like he took that lesson.
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Replying to @kidneygate
By removing donor chain but leaving in paired exchange, she makes it sound as if Rose and the recipient are trading kidneys.
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Titles and estates are usually tied together. Notably, the show has never dealt with a Scottish title before. However, if John leaves a son, he would be heir, and this could be the plan. But if there is no heir besides Michaela, this would set up an interesting problem.
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I’m not saying there is or isn’t an afterlife. I’m saying this proves nothing either way.
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It’s a vampire show; it’s supposed to look creepy.
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Replying to @ACF74 @judyblume
Why is it a problem for her to talk about something specific? “I support everybody” doesn’t help when specific groups are targeted.
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She isn’t really in that position in the books. Anthony does attempt to court her because she looks good on paper, but that doesn’t last long and Edwina isn’t interested and basically ships him with Kate.
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Replying to @starswheeled
And: Juliet should have listened to her parents. She was too young to get married. Oh, yeah. Her parents who were forcing her to get married?
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Are we saying the letters go in order of importance? I don’t think it works like that.
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So now if a volleyball player spikes a ball it’s her fault if another player doesn’t block it? What is this person standing up for, exactly?
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Replying to @a_h_reaume
I know there’s nothing I could suggest that you haven’t thought of. I’m just sorry they are doing this to you.
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I don’t think he differentiates between asylum seekers and illegal immigrants.
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Who is looking through cracks to see this, though?
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There is no central character of the show. The show is about each Bridgerton sibling finding love, not about Penelope.
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Replying to @HJoyceGender
I’m seeing some condescension here towards childless women.
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Worshiping Satan would not be a very atheistic thing to do.
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And went into a walk with no break in motion too.
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Well, I *was* positing a universe in which she was a more reasonable person, of course.
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Cis women can also have facial hair.
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“I’m sorry you believed my horrific story about committing rape” (paraphrase) is like gaslighting the listener.
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Replying to @cieduoti
I don’t like that, when Kate asks not to consummate their marriages right away, he refuses her request. There are other things too.
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Replying to @uzoart
That doesn’t seem safe.
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I have never understood why a wizarding world requires a monetary system at all.
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I was wondering whether he reflected back to that when having this experience. Thinking of writing something about it.
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Not that you didn’t already know this, but if anyone of any age is interested.
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Replying to @flawlesspolin
Being a narrator doesn’t make you the main or the central character.
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Replying to @theoceanblooms
She relates it to her experience, but it’s more of a jumping-off point for that—not an unheard-of rhetorical device. That was my assessment anyway.
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Well, we don’t know what Anthony and Kate did because we have yet to see their wedding.
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That was your best day?
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Replying to @baddestmamajama
I don’t think Penelope would enjoy managing an estate while her husband is gone for years at a time and raising kids (with nanny & governess) on her own. I think she wants love.
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But you would advocate that the kid should kill themselves, apparently. That’s some stellar parenting advice.
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Yeah, but how popular are town meetings in general?
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Eloise could ruin Penelope right now by exposing her as Whistledown, and could have done it as soon as she found out.
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Replying to @guessimdemons
He’s thinking iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou
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Replying to @bellalugosii
I thought Penelope did “something great.” Why isn’t she running to Colin to tell him about it proudly? She destroyed Eloise’s chance with Theo but wants Eloise to help her lie to Eloise’s brother for the rest of her life? Does she think Colin will never find out on his own?
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Replying to @RoxyTall
One of them thinks a vasectomy makes you trans and the other that it means you’re promiscuous. Then they agree—on something?
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Replying to @RoxyTall
Maybe two people had one million views each, you know.
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Yeah, a lot of misogyny from women in the comments here.
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Replying to @Feral_Forest
That isn’t even minimum wage. That isn’t even minimum wage from a decade ago. How long do you think it takes to do even one of those?
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