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unironically so cool that humans found a way to typographically express mockery in the late 2010s, thank you spongebob dolphin meme
DiD yOu eVeN SaY tHaNk YoU?
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More bookmarks than likes oh I didn’t know I was surrounded by a bunch of PROCRASTINATORS
How to “Raise the Larynx” without strain when you voice train 🏳️‍⚧️🗣️
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Trans voice training - Alan from Smiling Friends (there are so many cartoon characters you can do this with, btw)
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It was mindblowing the first time I reversed a misgender with voice training
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Preparing for the lesbian bar tonight
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Replying to @_coldbloom
deepest use of 280 characters i’ve seen in some time
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How to “Raise the Larynx” without strain when you voice train 🏳️‍⚧️🗣️
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Trans voice training: simplified fullness guide
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The year is 2050. Chicago's newest up-and-coming queer neighborhood is a quaint little village on the north side called Milwuakee, Wisconsin.
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I feel like AI in baggy shorts when I play in a dress
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Feminize Your Androgynous Voice with Fullness! #voicetraining
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One of the simplest ways to feminize your voice - tails! #trans #voicetraining
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Bought a trans bikini top from a tboy crocheter I was crushing on, who I later learned was partnered Still worth it, great buy
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Me after visiting Chicago: I HAVE to live in Chicago! Me after visiting New York: I HAVE to live in New York! Me after visiting Paris: I HAVE to live in Paris! Me after visiting London: I CANNOT let myself live here!
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Replying to @kristyson_
I also started HRT in january! look how far we've both come 🎊 nitter.app/CavesofAltamira/status…
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actually im a victim of a GREAT haircut from a non-binary stylist
Are you a victim of a bad haircut from a non-binary stylist? You may be entitled to financial compensation.
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What gives anybody the right to think that they can talk about someone else like this
How do we help these girls
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It’s my birthday! I’m 25!
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c4t = recession indicator
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Being pretransition is the ultimate performative male contest
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Replying to @hostkisser

ALT Druski GIF

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“TRANSA” track list (46 songs total): featuring Sade, Sam Smith, Laura Jane Grace, Andre 3000, and more
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you need to transition now
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WHAT THE FUCK??????
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Trans voice training - why do resources confuse me?
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Replying to @aretheygay
big news y'all, we finally answered it.
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Thresholding in 🏳️‍⚧️ voice training - a simplified demonstration
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Replying to @Liv_Agar
When I was in the third grade, I remembered you were conflicted
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Replying to @sm7d1
we’re going into a recession and you think I would pay for likes?

ALT I Didnt Do Fucking Shit I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson GIF

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Trans Voice Training: How to get a smaller voice without sounding like Kermit the Frog!
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Replying to @HecubianDevil
british middle aged cis woman. why are we surprised
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You know at this point I think it would be subversive for a book to show a trans woman being happy and getting everything she wants out of life
Oh by the way I finished Detransition, Baby today! I have been up for 24 hours so I am going to bed but I might drop some hot takes that are 4 years too late tomorrow. GN!
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I see transgender people as very christ-like figures idc
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Avoid constant punchy onsets in voice training! 🏳️‍⚧️🗣️
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Replying to @EllaYurman
if someone sent this to me and they agreed to a forced transition, i'd be so into it
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Replying to @MNateShyamalan
Anyone remember the video game version of this exact thing at the beginning of the pandemic?
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This is correct, and it is yet ANOTHER way that voice training pays dividends in ways you wouldn’t think of before hand.
Crazy how voice training straight up removed my "adam's apple" (thyroid cartilage)
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Get in
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Sharpening the “schwa” in voice training! 🏳️‍⚧️🗣️
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It is odd that I get the most troll responses to videos where I talk about vocal stylistics instead of deandrogenization. Sorry to say, but there are sociolinguistic differences between boys and girls in most cultures that go into how we gender voices!
One of the simplest ways to feminize your voice - tails! #trans #voicetraining
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Voice Training icon Elizabeth Holmes
Replying to @BriannaWu
People who hate trans people seem to think about trans people a lot more than anyone else.
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Replying to @onlyseedaisies
lesbians lagging behind gay and bi folks in numbers leads to a lot more non-lesbians misrepresenting us in intra-community discussion and us not being present to correct it. same thing happens with trans folks.
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Replying to @instanoid @F1NN5TER
3 years on T transition timelines be like:
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Replying to @ettingermentum
Thomas Matthew Crooks is definitely a presidential shooter name. Glad that part came through.
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DO YOUR VOICE TRAINING NOW
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Insane how much I underrated lesbianism before transitioning. I really didn’t get that loving women as a woman would be SO MUCH BETTER
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this energy applies to straight guys who chat up lesbians too! Like they think they can "change them" 😂
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New Profile Pic :)
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You’ll never pass to yourself. Definitionally. Stop looking in the mirror trying to see a c!s woman looking back. Stop listening to your voice memos trying to hear a c!s woman talking back. You’ll always perceive yourself as a trans woman, because its what you are. Which is okay.
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THIS APP’S VOICE GENDERING FEATURE IS STUPID AND LIMITED AND WRONG AND MISLEADING AND YOU SHOULDNT USE IT TO JUDGE YOUR VOICE
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Replying to @EufrTosh
stop telling queer people to just "listen to the song again", when it was the analysis and more critical listening of the song that makes me hate it more.
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Replying to @_Zeets
me watching these grammys
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me but with my glorious glorious biljana
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Juniper LOVED her Dave’s single burger from @Wendys! (NOT SPONSORED)
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and here we have the responses from a group of people that claim liberals are obsessed with pronouns and correcting them.
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Every time I finish a voice training video I think to myself Man, I hope that wasn’t completely unintelligible to everyone else
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My crush last night spent 20 minutes interrogating me on whether I had made any real friends since moving to chicago, or if I had just made a loose network of people that I know
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I've gotta do another photoshoot sometime
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Replying to @quebecween
the meme has zero actual point. it relies entirely upon the viewer having baby-brained pattern recognition of mixed playdough to poop. the analogy is just that flimsy. multiculturalism is more like different ingredients making the whole of a meal better - like a melting pot 🤔
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How Voice Training can help you improve pitch control when singing!
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Hate them all you want, but this image displays someone on social media admitting to being wrong and being curious to know more, which means I respect them more than 99% of people on the internet
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Replying to @woodstockSSB
I'VE BEEN THINKING THIS SINCE HE BOUGHT TWITTER thank you for being brave enough to say it!
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I haaaate when a restaurant has two identical single-stalled bathrooms and still decides to gender them male and female, like rip those off omg nobody cares 💀
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Test Your Ears! Vocal Weight vs Vocal Size (Voice Training)
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they still just don’t get it
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Replying to @mullen_david @eKap
Ladies, gentlemen, and others, I present to you, David Mullen, the only person who has ever lived! Every David experience is also an experience that every person has observed!
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Replying to @clementineultra
hmmmm why exclude this part of the interaction
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no matter how much elon musk fucks this website up, twitter will never die for moments like these. Threads will never have this kind of juice
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Replying to @NicoOkapi
posting this on social media is insane
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"I want to see the small man fly!"
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Replying to @jessicobra
he's BAITING!!!! he can't stop BAITING!!!! He's addicted to QUOTE TWEETS!!!!
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Replying to @nominalnaomi
thank god this is exclusive to the pragerU app so nobody will see this
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1920s Chicago gay neighborhoods in red. 2020s Chicago gay neighborhoods in blue. Some say this northward shift is due to rising housing costs and the gentrification of queer communities. I say it’s because Milwaukee is our destiny.
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Hey! You're not supposed to quote tweet this with YOUR least favorite trans woman musician. You don't actually have to do that.
Wanna support a rising trans artist but her music is just bad ☹️
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Been saying this with students whenever someone asks me if their voice passes. "I cannot be an neutral judge of that, if passing is the lack of knowledge that someone is trans, then I cannot lack that knowledge unless you hit me really hard in the head."
I’ve said this a million times: you can’t tell someone else they pass. Passing is not an innate quality, nor is it subjective. It’s context-dependent and empirical: you pass if people around you think you’re cís. You don’t know if someone else passes. You can guess, at best
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Replying to @femaleuncle
denial is a river in egypt your sibling is GAY!
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unprivated again award
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Told the assistant at Ulta that I needed strong concealer because I have PCOS. i’m becoming too powerful
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The prospect of losing the convenience of peeing standing up after bottom surgery is an actual horror story to me. All that time saved… all that efficiency… all that target practice… gone in a second. True twilight zone stuff
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hi 💖
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I was tempted to say after my very exciting second date with a trans guy last night "straight T4T is so much better than everything else" but then I took a step back and thanked god I was alive and capable of love
I’m learning that I don’t “love” T4T lesbian, or T4T straight, or T4C, but I just “love” love itself.
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TO BE CLEAR this is a playful post. If you cannot voice train at the moment that is okay! I just like giving y'all a little push if you need it :)
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So close to having “the talk” with my “straight” cousin that is “really into ethel cain”. I’m gonna keep my mouth shut. but come on girl
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How to get louder in a feminine voice 🗣️🏳️‍⚧️
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click my profile btw :)
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Replying to @AriDrennen
giving a trans 8 year old girl testicular cancer is a next level microagression from the writers, my god
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Chillin out
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PACIFIER BY ALTAMIRA!
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I can’t keep doing this “being friends with a lot of people individually” I need a friendgroup girlies
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before/after Jane did my makeup
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YOU CANT SAY THAT LIL BRO YOURE ALWAYS LIBBING THE FUCK OUT ITS YOUR JOB
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It's crazy that she thinks she's being woke here
so grateful for Stavvy immediately pushing back against this dogshit
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