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ABDUL DONT CROSS , ABDUL GO HOME
🚨 NEW: The government will pay thousands of pounds to TikTok stars to post videos urging migrants not to cross the Channel in small boats
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Would take beavo 92 chews to get that through tha chicken and he can chew an apple through a letterbox
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Where u gonna go on holiday ?
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I actually think as a nation we’re so fucking funny , like could you imagine people having craic like this in France or something 🤣 not a chance
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I’m gonna sound crazy here but maybe it’s because the demographic of black people, they stab each other and have a more “gang” mentality compared to white people
'Shameful' that black boys in London more likely to die than white boys, says Met chief trib.al/HCXUKmj
Community note
The headline lacks the essential context that despite making up only 13% of London’s total population, black Londoners account for 45% of London’s knife murder victims but 61% of knife murder perpetrators and 53% of knife crime perpetrators.
london.gov.uk/press-releases…
fullfact.org/crime/are-majo
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Me ma has just made a long winded fb post for me birthday included in said post is
A photo of me and my ex
A photo of me during Covid looking like I’ve got cancer
A photo of me on cocaine
Never change mother
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How’s he saying I have Rhine westfallia Ahahhaha , that’s a county in Germany 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Straight into a 3 bedroom house with 3 meals a day and a warehouse job earning £14 an hour , happy days x
BREAKING: Pictures from near Dover show people being brought to shore by UK Border Force.
trib.al/Rx0iR33
📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Xs and size 8 shoes , football player pfp , just confirms all these little mongs are 12 🤣
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I’d rather guess how much sushi you ate because eating plates would be incredibly painful
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Hamsiks career took a turn ahhahaha
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We’ll never get YouTube like this again , can’t even say evening ladies and gentlemen cos some fucka identifies as fridge handle
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Imagine that big dirty horrible greasy terrorist being the last thing u see actually horrible , hope he’s hung stabbed slashed whatever the fuck in jail absolute rotten little immigrant bastard
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Banned from Newcastle until 2026/27🤣🤣🤣 sure our Saudi owners probably agree with me 👍
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Someone send me his bank details a wanna buy him a pint ( or bag )
Currently in hospital for treatment and a man is sat talking loudly about how all Palestinians are terrorists and the only way to deal with them is 'his way' which is to 'bend them down on the ground and shoot them in the back of the head'... he's currently chuckling...
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How do people get this trim , ur getting 24 hours max until it’s back to not feeling good
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She’s expecting everyone to be calling her a bad bitch when she gets out but she’s being called a fat ugly mess 🤣🤣🤣
‘I accept your apology but let’s not be friends, how about that?’ #ImACeleb
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Were all reform and were fucking racist
Let’s have it nige , up the farage
Stop the boats
Sink the malteasers
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Was shouting she had mental health problems and couldn’t deal with the abuse and hate and wanted to come off Twitter a while back but now she’s getting money it’s ok and she’s perfectly happy to get abused ! Crazy world we live in
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When did Bruno Fernandes sign for Bolton
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This weekend I have paid £375 yes three hundred and seventy five whole great British pounds on 3 gram of ket 🤣
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Good man for standing in what he believes in , absolutely pathetic he’s been sacked tho , fuck pronouns , they’re for fucking freaks anyway
Teacher sacked for 'refusing to use transgender student's chosen pronouns' trib.al/aPiN5ZT
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As a man why are u sending a video of ye face saying this to a bird 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m crying
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