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It was ALWAYS Liverpool. My god what a day and what a season. Privilege to spend it with you all. Was a bit of a wreck last night but well and truly bouncing about today. I love this football club and I love this city ❤️
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I beg this happens
🚨EXCL: Nottingham Forest owner Mr. Evangelos Marinakis is considering appointing HIMSELF as interim manager of the club. Talks with Rafael Benitez also expected this week. #NFFC🌳
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Might never tweet again
Gonna be a horrible week that
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Important that we all revisit this for one last time.
I was bored at work and made this. Share your thoughts.
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Kelleher, you deserve the world lad
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You know if Mo Salah tweeted a video of me like this, I’d be paralysed for eternity just rewatching it over and over.
❤️❤️😍🤣
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Yes he is.
Kelleher is so good at pens
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Wait til you found out we actually are the 12:30 game but it got moved to 8pm because Villa played away on Wednesday.
No 12:30 kick off when they can’t put Liverpool there #hmmm
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Of course this shouldn’t be the case but they are about to get legged all over P*ris. Naive at best, can tell they’re not used to big European nights because wearing club colours on a weeknight in Fr*nce is suicidal.
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Hear me out… Mamardashvili in goal, Alisson at 9.
Who is your "hear me out" idea for a striker? I'm not talking about Ekitike or Isak...
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Everything reminds me of him 🇮🇹
We’re looking GOOD this season 😎
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Absolutely pointless paying anything over the minimum repayments 👍🏼
I can’t believe it my student loan is finally paid off 🥹
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50% chance that’s a real quote from Harvey btw
🚨 EXCL: Wirtz to Liverpool deal still in limbo after Harvey Elliott rejects move to Leverkusen. New boss Erik ten Hag very keen on Elliott but feeling not mutual. Elliott told source "great club and very flattering, but I'm not playing for that useless cunt". [David Ornstein]
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This the kind of shit BT were trying to charge us £15 to watch in lockdown 😂😂
The El Spastico.
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Probably what matters most to him tbf
Trent Alexander-Arnold's followers are skyrocketing. 🚀🤯
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Unironically, Danny's glow up is impressive. Dude looks healthy and happy, good for him.
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Gonna be a horrible week that
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Gonna be an absolutely class week that
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If you behave like this, find a new club. Simple.
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Off topic but changed from 96 to 97, one of the best coverups I’ve seen
Bruce Grobbelaar's tattoo RESPECT JFT97 ❤️
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Love you. Farewell and thanks for the memories.
Kelleher, you deserve the world lad
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Grimsby away isn’t for everyone
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Bit off topic but it’s some ground we’ve got now. Rightly kept its roots but big pedestrianised area, visible from miles off and some view you get from upper annie of town too. It’s not garish or intrusive either. Credit where credit’s due, the owners smashed it with the refurbs over the last decade or so.
Can we do it all again?
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Serious question, has Slot got a single off field thing wrong since arriving?
Slot: "I'm not here to tell the fans how they should react."
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Keep the tech, sack the bald mancs operating it.
Premier League clubs will hold a vote at their annual general meeting next month on a proposal to abolish the VAR system from the start of next season 🗳️
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A spectator refused to leave the ground so the abandoned the game.
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West Ham end: -sung about bubbles -appealed for handball every 30 seconds -sang sign on Enjoy your trip home 👋🏼
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Made up we did this
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Saturday 8pm is the best kick off time to ever exist. Should be a regular Premier League slot.
Three Premier League fixtures in November have been rescheduled 🗓️
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If this happens (it won’t), I’ll go to the community shield in my undies and get a mighty red tattoo on my forehead
You’re next, Alex. 🫵
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3-1 will forever be his score line.
Goal for Liverpool - scored by Jota 🔴 3-1 ⚪️ (88) #LIVARS
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Made it all the way until 7:19pm today before thinking about the Chiesa tune. I feel like I’m making real progress, doctor.
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Has to be that City semi in 2022. Turned them over that day. Thiago ran it.
With the FA Cup first round proper draw made yesterday, we want to know... What's your greatest ever FA Cup memory you have following your club? 🤔
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Don’t know about you but I can hear them crying in Turin
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50 grand. What a good lad.
£50,000 POUNDS RAISED FOR @mindcharity 💙 Tearing up typing this. Thank you to everyone who’s believed in me on this challenge. To be able to reach this when the goal was originally £20,000 is genuinely mind blowing. I know for a fact that the money will go to save many people’s lives and that’s all because of your kindness and support! 4 days to go until I hopefully become the youngest to ever have ran the length of the UK. Let’s keep stomping, mental health matters!
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Replying to @elianwilliams3
Back to back relegations and him refusing to acknowledge that he’s the problem
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Please stay Fede. I need at least another 12 months of singing your tune.
Don’t know about you but I can hear them crying in Turin
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Mate this is hitting me now. Can’t get my head around how we’ll never see him again.
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me on 85 every game this season:
Big roar around the ground as the big screens show Wataru Endo getting ready to come on.
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Wataru Endo would get more for a meet and greet
2 years ago today an estimated 200,000 Manchester City fans attended the parade in the city, celebrating the clubs treble success! 👏
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Time to double down imo.
RIP “the reds have got no money” chant 😥
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Can’t imagine what this felt like for the players. Was tough in the crowd but felt like everyone took the right tone and got it right. Very emotional but the 10 or so minutes of singing this at full time will stay with me forever. A painful but beautiful moment. Rest easy Diogo ❤️
Oooh his name is Diogooo 🎶 Truly special moments at full-time ❤️
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I’m so pressed. This combination of Steve Mcmanaman mispronouncing Szoboszlai, Chris Kavanagh deciding he’s not the ref, Rio Ferdinand existing and us playing shit is going to get me sectioned by full time. Head’s gone.
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My last 2 games under Klopp 🥲
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Respectfully, this is something that those who go home and away every week get to decide.
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Replying to @Jsize18
Ye bird sets off early to work on a Thursday so she can sit in the car park and claim rivals reward at 8am
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7 years ago today…Porto away. 7 years…we’ll be dead soon.
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Replying to @LiverpoolFF
only need the first 4 words of that sentence.
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not letting him go Napoli is a fair stance I reckon 😂
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Just clocked I didn’t sing this once yesterday 😢
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Replying to @FinbarSneddon
Nah, played mostly as a false nine
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Thanks for the quality tshirt @joelcarroll 🚂
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Showing my sister, who has no interest in football whatsoever, all the Liverpool related content from the weekend. Look, he’s a picture of a fella I’ve never met on some scaffolding with a flare
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Replying to @SenseiCarl_
Mo Salah hit it pretty hard today tbf
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Sunday 2pm ko against a lower half side, can’t really blame them for not being up for it.
How can these be your limbs at Old trafford? Really poor icl
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The year is 2086. In a dark corner of a care home sits a weathered old man. ‘one chat with Arne Slot and he said ciao’ he mutters to himself rocking back and forth in his chair.
Made it all the way until 7:19pm today before thinking about the Chiesa tune. I feel like I’m making real progress, doctor.
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Want to see Jürgen in our end at Wembley. It’s only right. Let him have a proper day on the ale in the sun with the reds 👊🏼
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From the off 🔴🔴🔴
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Can’t stress enough how sound these Frankfurt lot are lad, having the time of my life here
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Bring on ye international army, bring on ye Roma by the storm
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The way you can tell if it’s sunrise or sunset by the colour of the light
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Technically speaking, this is one of my favourite goals of the modern Liverpool era. A Torres esque turn and a near post lash. Some catalog of goals he’s got.
Simply MAGNIFICENT from Diogo Jota 🤩 The touch. The finish. Unstoppable! #PLonPrime #EVELIV
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Replying to @Martin_Buhagiar
He’d 100% start shunning the players 1 by 1 and then he’d blame the fans
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😭😭😭
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Replying to @juza_23
Nah that’s cool, he just want to sit in a bar without the risk of being recognised, watch some sport on tv and maybe have a slow rolling conversation with other dudes doing the same thing.
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Replying to @mgafc_
You could but then I wouldn’t get this bang
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themasterbucks slander? I'm here for it
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We’ve got 4 8pm kick offs in a row at the end of October 😮‍💨
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Numpty you
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I could cry man wtf 😭
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The Milan ultra with the megaphone humming the tune of Poor Scouser Tommy 😭😭😭😭
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Accurate representation of the current state of refereeing btw
Hashtag utd (h) 3rd game this week for armchair boy. Hugo 🤣
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Replying to @tonykitchenz
Don’t be a cunt
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Fair play to Preston btw. Did absolutely everything right today. Good luck to them.
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Replying to @UTFR93
hay, no need for that
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Replying to @UTDJames17
Don’t need to, they’re shite
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Replying to @Hxzzam
81k in your pocket over the next 8 years is worth FAR more than 200k over 40 years
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What I see in my sleep
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We need to start greeting away coaches with Koppaberg bottles again. We’ve gone soft.
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If Carlsberg did weekends… Libpool win. 2nd, 3rd, 4th all losing. Chelsea lost, Everton and United both dropped points. Enjoy this run in reds because this is what it’s all about.
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Still blows my mind this
Liverpool’s 2019 Champions League parade. things money can’t buy
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Replying to @25mahfuz
You messing? Elliot, Nunez, Jones all £40m+ players.
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Ich bin besoffen! Frankfurt ist anders! Ich liebe Apfelwein! We call it Cider EINTRACHT FRANKFURT!
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Replying to @BuendiaSZN
‘Astona villa’
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Replying to @lindaya53
Benitez is far too sensible to involve himself with Notts forest
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Replying to @AP_wastaken_
bollocks. I only know it’s a coverup because of the context.
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Replying to @ynwa6times
He's sound. He's usually spot on when he's talking about other clubs. Decent patter without crossing the line.
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Not even that, just a ‘I’m happy to sing’ stand. Be arsed with the entitled people who have gone the game for decades and don’t think it’s their responsibility to be part of the atmosphere.
Anfield needs a YA section
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That Spurs game was the perfect day. Red hot, sun out, pub early, party before kick off, game went better than you could’ve scripted, unbelievable let offs, surrounded by mates. Genuinely think it may be where my life peaked.
do you ever just think about the parties we had last year after the spurs and palace, was class werent it
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Last minute winners at St James. Every single time.
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Replying to @C1892_LFC
Exactly what happened. Twat it at someone’s shins
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Delete
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A year ago today… 4-1 v Luton. Unbelievable atmosphere that night. Capable of turning it on when we need to. Felt like a proper Klopp game that.
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7 years ago today… Had the game wrapped up at HT. Absolutely played them off the park. The coach greeting played its part. Some night that
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Sorry, if we’re now existing in a world where it’s deemed unacceptable for a fan to throw the Vs at the opposite I simply don’t want to be here anymore. Should be encouraged, if anything.
And guess what? Turns out Diego Simeone was right. Here's a video of the clown at Anfield who spent the whole game insulting Cholo. Grown man 🤦‍♂️
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That Paris ticket btw…not checked once by a steward or police, not scanned once and my gate wasn’t even open. The message stays the same; Fuck UEFA and the French police.
Having a clear out…look what I just found Feel seriously privileged I had those days out. What a few months that was 😮‍💨
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Replying to @BetterCallAyo
He wasn’t though was he. Where are arsenal and where are Liverpool?
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7 years ago today… 7 years Jesus 😂😂 we’ll be dead soon Bobby Firmino winner right at the end sent me 2 rows forward in the old lower Annie. Lost my glasses and knocked someone’s pie flying. One of my favourite games ever. 👁️✋🏼
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Tell you what though, the city and people of Liverpool are the most caring, empathetic and loving people going.
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Replying to @fesshole
To the dog, I assume.
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