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Got scammed a year back for oasis tickets and now the same blokes using my photos and id for scamming people for arsenal Boro Villa palace etc so just tweeting this to cover my back incase someone falls for it 🤣🤣
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Yer bird cries after splitting the G
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Fucking hope she hasn’t
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Nice one score hero
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Wish Americans knew that trump means fart in England They would realise even his name is fkin ridiculous 🤡😭🤦‍♀️
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Plastic. Only coming back when they’re doing well
Just look at what it means 🥹 Lifelong fan Vera Hill, 92, gave up her season ticket when she started to lose her eyesight 15 years ago. We invited Vera pitchside to fulfil her greatest wish of hearing Mull of Kintyre one more time ❤️
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Throw from the regulation line you cheat
Project Littler starts here! 19 months old 🎯 @SkySportsDarts @OfficialPDC @LukeTheNuke180 @anonymous_darts @joshpearson180
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Why does their training ground look like a miller and carter
🚨BREAKING: Anthony Elanga has arrived at Newcastle’s training ground to finalise his medical! 🏥 [📸@AdamP1242]
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Why the fuck is Ed Sheeran number 17 for Ipswich hahahaha
Squad numbers locked in for 25/26. 🔢🔒
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Not sure when burner phones became a part of the Tesco meal deal
Solid 10/10 meal deal that
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Me on the 25th December
Turkey look very good
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See you in the office boyo hahahahahahahhahahahahahs
Hopefully Scotland win by 3 goals the morn for a wee Monday aff 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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Real ones were watching Isis beheading videos in year 8
That Charlie Kirk video is one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever seen.
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Calvert Lewins kit for next seasons been leaked
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That is possibly the worst trim I have ever seen in my life
6th times a charm 🇾🇪
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Mental that Ipswich and Forest Green were in the same league last season and now ones in the Prem and the others in the National League
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What a group chat man
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About as Chinese as purple aki
Love a Chinese me!!
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Lads for fuck sake #bwfc
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Clearly fucking not lad
First person to buy a pint at Newcastle United’s brand new Stack ✅ #NUFC
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Mental that you are 31 years old and still cutting about dressed as an avatar extra grow the fuck up🤣🤣
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Man of culture on the plane here gambling on new star soccer casino
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Bet his dad Bradfords a is well proud
✍️ NEW SIGNING We’re delighted to confirm the signing of 20-year-old forward Ron Sithole for the 2025/26 season Welcome to Broadhurst Park, Ron!
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Tends to be the case when they expect us to pay 100 quid for something you can get for £12
England fans have spent more than £2m on counterfeit kits ahead of Euro 2024 with Nike estimated to have lost out on £6.5m in sales trib.al/04y2BqJ
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Look at the main character syndrome on that man hahahah
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Aye I reckon that’s pretty close competition
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We’ve only gone and done it. Let’s fucking have it
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Massive respect for being in a photo with Alan Brazil and still being the ugliest one there
It wouldn’t be Cheltenham if you didn’t see Alan Brazil
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Hero of our generation
Social media influencer Castro is in Hawaii speaking on what it is like on the ground amidst tsunami warnings in the area. trib.al/kdXA2Dr 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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Will Grigg in the West Brom end
West Brom at Ipswich Town today #WBA
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This has gone too far
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General G in the next video
HSTIKKYTOKKY AND GENERAL G CRASH MCLAREN
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What sort of career path is that hahahahah
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Can barely tell who’s who to be fair
It’s about time we got away shirts in darts, can’t cope with these kit clashes 🤦🏼‍♂️
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might have to amputate that
Brilliant and everything but there's always a consequence to limbs like this
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Dennis Man did what?
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Bloody hell lock her up 🤪🤪
i have date with 24 year old tonight i feel like a nonce
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Me after listening to Africa
Replying to @shrewsburytown
Well in toto lad
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Absolute gem ffs
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Spencer FC made everybody like Oviedo. Some club
👏 40 year old Santi Cazorla has led Real Oviedo to PROMOTION to La Liga! The Spanish side are back in La Liga for the first time since 2001. 📈
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Nearly
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St Pauli if they won the league
There’s only one @jacksonirvine_.  We were lucky enough to spend an afternoon with the St. Pauli captain recently. We talked about Fontaines D.C., Patrick Kisnorbo, and why he’ll never separate the fan from the player.
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Please please don’t turn football into F1 Twitter I’ve had enough
djed wearing starface pimple patches and matching them with the kit is actually the cutest thing ever 😭🥹
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Why does Ashley barnes have a Jamaican accent
Listen closely 👂
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Sky bottling the return of HAR DON
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Respect from a Starbucks fan
Costa you are fucking INSANE
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Mullin selling grounds out hahahaha
We can confirm striker Paul Mullin will join Wigan Athletic on loan for the 2025/26 season All the best for the season, Mulls 🤝 🔴⚪ #WxmAFC
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Rip nan here’s my minge x
Always dressed for a funeral
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Creasing what’s my pro club character doing in cologne
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Fuck off you nonces
Sign up for action with us Ben — next time we’ll help you get inside.
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Wembley
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Gotta be the most lifting little mong I’ve ever seen proper gobby kid
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Reported at work for “misgendering” Not my fault you look like a bloke is it u ogre
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Replying to @davejones_nw
Cheers pal
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💀💀
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Someone’s birds reading out her acca on the coach The words “Morecambe both teams to score, banker that” should not be heard at 9:43am
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Ffs
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Christ alive
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Maybe if they stopped falling over hurdles (el fab) they’d be sound
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El Fabiolo
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Did they aye
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Madness
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Zeberdee from football factory
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That has got to be the worst trim I have ever seen
Thank you to every Wanderer for your support, both in your numbers at Wembley yesterday, and throughout our 2023/24 season 🤍 #bwfc
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Best name I have ever seen for a slot game😂😂😂😂
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This may well have broke me
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Up the tequila rose pint whites btw
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Bet he was a belter on an away day
Liam Payne autopsy REVEALED. 😳‼️ It shows he had several drugs in his system, including c*caine, pink c*caine (a mix of m*th, k*tamine, and MD*A), b*nzodiazepines, and cr*ck, according to ABC.
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Top scorer by name, top scorer by nature
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Makes me crease that Leyton Orient have an “unemployed” ticket price
🎟️ Tickets for our away game at Leyton Orient will go on sale to Season Ticket holders from Thursday 28th August at 10am. Full information 👇 #bwfc
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So incase the people with Alzheimer’s weren’t already confused enough we’ve removed the names of the players to make them even more lost!
The #ThreeLions will play without names on their shirts during the second half of tomorrow's @alzheimerssoc International to highlight memory loss as one of the symptoms of dementia ❤️
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Good to see. Makes a nice change seeing a kid not vaping underage 👍
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Lads rocking up to Bonnie Blues DNA test
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Didn’t get let (In)
Ally Pally (A)
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In no way should “GK Barry” be listed as a “celebrity”😂😂 Sounds like yer das mate who fancies himself between the sticks on a Sunday
BREAKING 🚨 The Sun have revealed this years FULL JUNGLE LINEUP! 🚨 Danny Jones Oti Mabuse Tulisa GK Barry Jane Moore Dean McCullough Barry McGuigan Melvin Odoom Alan Halsall Rev Richard Coles Coleen Rooney Maura Higgins Brand new #ImACeleb begins Sunday 17th November! 🐍
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Crazy to me that a football fan would lower themselves to this. No one should ever have to wear Lonsdale trainers
Newcastle fan en route to Amsterdam for his stag do… 😭🤣
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Give me strength
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Hahahahahaua yer bird
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RIP LIAM PAYNE Partick thistle boing boing Partick thistle boing boing Partick thistle boing boing
Rip Liam Payne from a Partick Thistle fan 🙏🏾
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Looking good yaself Joey
@GabSutton is that you? You look like a young Peter Griffin. Get on the salads lad. You’re only young. Look at the chins on ya. You must be doing some serious scoffing you lad. Pie arse.
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Rome wasn’t built in a day
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1. Calling inter Milan “Internazionale” 2. Any IPA 3. 0% beer 4. Paying at WH Smith on an away day 5. Northern Quarter
Top 5 most woke things?
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Ye bird asks random lads on her Snapchat for Temu sign ups
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Footys back
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He actually is wolfie ffs 😭😭😭
We welcome Luke Littler, an experienced mechanic to out team here at @autobutler_uk, so that we can continue to offer an amazing service.
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How many goals would Paul Mullin score in the Premier League? 🤔🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 • 0-5 • 5-10 • 10-15
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HES WEARING FANCY DRESS
🗞️Your Wanderers XI for this evening! Starts for Broome, Forrester, Hogan and Dempsey at Boundary Park. #bwfc
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Could you imagine a Peter Kay tifo in front of the North Stand
Ozzy's in the house at Villa Park! 🤘 #BBCFootball #UCL
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If only there was a club within a 10 minute walk to where they currently are
Liverpool fans at Crewe station en route to the trophy parade today #LFC
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Hadn’t got enough to afford the finals ticket, got a letter from NatWest with a notice saying I’ve got a grand in an account my dad left me before he passed. Looking down on us what a man
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Harry Kane when a defenders about to head the ball clear
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Yer birds the vixen off the chase
Your missus looks like she’s on the Arthur cast
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Wearing a Sunderland top hahahahahah
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Hope she’s up in heaven smiling at this news
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