beautiful, talented, humble 😌
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if ur a man that cannot cook, grow up
if ur a woman that cannot cook, ur trying ur best baby it’s ok honestly it’s so hard like don’t even worry about it you don’t even need to know like it’s not even important!!
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no one tell my therapist but i relapsed & went on a shopping binge 💕 spent over $1000 but on afterpay so it’s ok right???? asking only mentally ill ppl if u r not mentally ill, keep scrolling
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i cancelled a date bc he didn’t text me all week & then sends a “i’ll see you at [bar] in a few hrs!” like actually no you won’t i thought you were ghosting me & now i have plans 🫣
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LMAOOOO I CANT BELIEVE SHE REALLY FILMED THIS, EDITED IT, & POSTED IT BUT NOT ONCE REALIZD HOW CRINGEY IT WOULD MAKE EVERYONE FEEL
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....... how old are you ....... a gre is the test people with a BACHELORS degree take to apply to GRAD school to get a MASTERS degree....... a ged is what you take when you didn’t graduate hs. I didn’t need to take that bc i GRADUATED
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is he saying he wants to fuck the horse
Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse." -Pres. Reagan #VPinMT
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men fr will be like “pls babe tell me all ur trauma 😩 i wanna be there for u” then leave 2 weeks later lmao
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a man came up to me at F1 and said i’m the most gorgeous woman he’s ever seen in his life & then walked away & thats like the best way to be complimented by a man i think
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i took a page out of priyanka chopra’s book & decided to show my appreciation for all the simps in my dm’s
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happy 3 years!! an ex unblocked me to ask if this was me bc it’s circling around FB again!! like yes babe it is, you fumbled <3
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11 months post break up & i’m officially down 50lbs + 220lbs 💋 (boobs stayed somehow)
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i’ve paid more for a texas a&m parking permit than jacob anderson had to pay in fines for raping an unconscious woman.
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a guy i had a first date planned with asked me to send him a voice note about my day & then he immediately asked to “reschedule” said date & then ghosted … ummm can someone tell me i have a cute voice
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i have the absolute worst edible story and i’m ready to share. i bought a ~cookie~ off etsy & i was so excited to share with the guy i was seeing. it was like maybe 3 months into casually dating each other & we mainly just got ⬆️ & watched movies on weekends/nights
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how do we feel abt this dress? i’m not usually into a halter top like that so im conflicted 🫶🏼
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took another bikini pic of myself that i rly liked i hope i don’t stare at it too long and hate what i see!!
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does anyone with a steady job and income wanna get married and put me on their insurance? dm only
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me, at 10am: after work i’m gonna work out, read 3 chapters in my book, make a healthy dinner, & fall asleep at a reasonable time 😌
me, at 5pm: i’m gonna get st*ned and watch king of the hill
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i’m totally hot enough for someone to buy me an animal crossing switch but i don’t think i’ve expressed how much i want it for someone to buy it for me so here is me saying I WANT AN ANIMAL CROSSING SWITCH SOMEONE BUY IT FOR ME
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ok well IM quirky so i be like “aha i’m 25 & will literally not respond to anything unless it’s thru snap <3”
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got second place in trivia & was awarded with a free shirt that i will be wearing to sleep
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i’ve gotten so good at it that i can now recognize it’s always 3 pics that you have to choose
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btw i do not sell content and i will not be selling content ever!! i have body dysmorphia & also am incredibly awkward & offputting on video. pls stop asking i will cry
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