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my life is dedicated to fulfilling a prophecy I set for myself as a child
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One time I took selfies of myself on Snapchat and put them
On Twitter cuz I thought I looked good and then they went viral and then someone thought I looked like a douchebag which I did and they put a certain text over it and because of that I have prevented a lot of suicides
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queer eye is so insane to me like imagine a group of gays come into ur house and say ur life is shit lmfaooooo
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Chazz
Credit card got stolen at the rave and they bought 400 dollars worth of drinks
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The way this shirt is probably like 500 dollars
she had an iphone 15 pro, a twink, a white shirt from shein and a dream nitter.app/SPICE2K/status/1915256…
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Labubu chat gpt crumbl cookies Tate McRae and poppi soda were all created in the same part of hell. And Tik Tok shop
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Adderrall hitting while I’m on Facebook marketplace. Bad day to be a 1970s danish side table
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The little one look like she bites
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lois griffin if she was a lesbian and didn’t have a man and that fuck ass dog
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You can tell Katy Perry will absolutely lose her shit if this era doesn’t at least somewhat hit. You can see it in her eyes
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beyonce utilized her illuminati get out of jail free card and sacrificed lizzo to lana
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Can’t stop saying “The Academy made their decision” in reference to me making choices about my own life
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I did brat summer in 2022 and spent two years healing from that kind of behavior
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Have I saved your life? Were you at the edge and saw this photo and decided hmmmm maybe I’m worth it! If so, you can Venmo tjolley09 for my services
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When I was 19 I dated a guy for a while that was 25 and now that I’m 25 I feel very very confident in saying that man was fucking insane
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U ask a millennial how they’re doing at the beginning of a zoom Call and it’s always some “oh you know…just having a front seat view of the destruction of democracy 🤷♂️” ass bullshit
Sevn
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A coffee shop not opening until 8AM…I’m sorry ?? Did you know that sloth is a sin
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I can never tell if ppl are serious when they say it’s changed their life or has impacted them cuz to me it’s legit just a pic of my face but if it actually has I am very glad to have brought joy to you <3 xx
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The beauty you get from this will always be second to the beauty you get from really not giving a fuck
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As far as I’m concerned it’s not summer anymore. Not fall either . A secret, delectable third thing … things are changing.
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The chocolate bar Charlie puth lyric kinda legitness cuz it’s real asf. Ur lying if you haven’t been like high asf eating Canes and was like…….Girl what happened to the cheetah girls?! Or something of that nature
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