This is the Aguadilla UAP, enhanced and a little colour added. #Aguadilla #UAP #ufotwitter
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Replying to @sciencegirl
How long does it take to get a reading, already? Oh, you’re doing it for TikTok β€˜likes’.
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Replying to @emmaloffhagen
Just waiting for America to say they COULD care less.
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Replying to @EricIdle
The Serbs booed our national anthem first, but don’t let the truth get in the way of a good story.
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
I, for one, welcome our gay ant overlords. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
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Replying to @SoVeryBritish
Me: Actually, I think you’ll find they’re fΓΉcking gigantic.
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Replying to @RnaudBertrand
British politics: Crazy Town on acid French politics: Hold mon biere!
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Replying to @YourAnonNews
Vladimir Futon
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Replying to @Jake_Hanrahan
Not everyone agrees with you

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β€˜β€¦a Roman amphitheatre, just outside Cirencester…’ Was expecting him to give directions.
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Replying to @JamesBlunt
My life is Brielliant
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Replying to @SoVeryBritish
β€˜Your call is important to us…’
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Replying to @SoVeryBritish
Even Brits struggle with Happisburgh in Norfolk - sounds like Haze-borough πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Replying to @CoffeyTimeNews

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Replying to @Searchlight_mag
FΓΉcking brilliant πŸ‘
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Replying to @JayinKyiv
Landing 500m from the end of the runway - Russian genius.
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It seems he found out.
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Replying to @EricIdle
All the Scots in here on their moral high horses when their own anthem celebrates war with England.
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Replying to @cossackgundi
Here’s the chorus…
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β€œI’m getting the word…nonce”

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No.51 The Top 50 List Effect People will not question Top 50 lists.
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Replying to @martinjstephens

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Replying to @aliceetches
β€˜You’ve got great knockers darling’
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More used to having her back door kicked in.
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Replying to @StanCollymore
Thick as mince.
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Is this taking the CHRISTMAS story seriously @PastorAlexLove? I do not think it is!
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Replying to @SoVeryBritish
HOPE THIS EMAIL FINDS YOU WELL
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Replying to @Rainmaker1973
No power cuts in 120 years?
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Replying to @AKBrews
Recorded on wax cylinder.
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
What’s wrong about playing the didgeridoo?
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Replying to @MrAndrewCotter
This is Monty. 15 weeks on he is mounting his bed and chewing everything in sight, including us.
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Replying to @bmay
β€œI stole Crocs for the poor little angles”
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Replying to @LMAsaysno
Best sent at 1am after two bottles of red.
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
Pinky - he’s a very loving cat piped.video/-ubQxtEukvw
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If our Lord does not exist, then how to explain this GOOD BOI? @PastorAlexLove
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Replying to @VladTheAlien
Don’t be a gatekeeper.
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β€œI stole Crocs for the poor little angles”
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Replying to @ChefReactions
In 55 years as an English person I’ve never seen this β€˜dish’.
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Replying to @SoVeryBritish
We had a sandwich toaster don’t you know.

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Replying to @VeteranIrish
Reminds me of a true dit. RAF Tristar flight from Split to BZN. As they cross the Channel the Captain announces: β€œWe’re approaching UK airspace which means all female passengers are officially munters again.”
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
Does the cocaine lounge come with dwarves, and where are the stables? Asking for research purposes.
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Replying to @nexta_tv
β€˜β€¦and camera person of the Year Award goes to…’
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Replying to @PastorAlexLove
Not gonna lie, those chemtrails look tasty AF.
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Fuck Project Unity and his anti-vax propaganda.
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Replying to @SeanOhhhh
Doing the Lord’s work.
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Replying to @SurfThrash
B-52s, Talking Heads?
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What in the actual fuck is going to happen at 22:22 22/2/2022?
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Replying to @bmay
God, I fΓΉcking loathe Blair, the warmongering cΓΉnt.
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Ah Glasgow, that beacon of civilisation.
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Replying to @BonerWizard
When’s he gonna stop looking 12?
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This is a very naughty donkey @PastorAlexLove!
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Replying to @rickygervais
Not quite as cool, but then you had a few years on me, mine was β€˜Business As Usual’ by Men At Work.
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FΓΉcking morons πŸ™„
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Replying to @528vibes
Are we just ignoring this thing appearing and disappearing?
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Replying to @jonsbaird
β€œA rollercoaster of emotions” - Empire
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Replying to @stuzi_pants
Thick as mince incels fuelled on Stella.
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Google Earth redacts ocean floor imaging or I’m Trump’s left nut.
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This is a VERY good chicken @PastorAlexLove.
Heart-warming moment giant condor flies in to thank this man from Argentina who nursed him
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You’re overthinking this, Paul.
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This is the same number I have for you @PastorAlexLove??
No weirdos please??? 😳😳😳 Alan, will a trombone be okay? 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Replying to @ItsAndyRyan
Her: Can you make it Β£3? Me: No
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Replying to @fesshole
A friend of mine was being DV’d and he’d given my name as a character reference for part of his army career. An old retired Colonel came to ask me questions about him one day. Nice chap he was, too nice to hear about my friend getting an infection from adorning his appendage with a daffodil 🌼. He got the job.
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Replying to @KarinaSays
What a deeply satisfying job, police dog handler.
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Tyler minutes ago…

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When you fly AWAY from the airport, you are…d e p a r t i n g.

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Replying to @belfastbhoy1961
Well that’s 2 mins I won’t get back.
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This is a very good squirrel @PastorAlexLove.
Goblin Moder
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Dear Pastor Alex, Can we count on your celebrity status to help free the β€˜Lincolnshire Wildlife Park Five’? There might be an appearance fee. Yours aye, Nimbus @PastorAlexLove
We don’t deserve animals.
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Essa muy naughtios ena mia opinionatos.
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