🏆 - Stuff Magazine's "Tweeter of the Year" - 2013.

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Stop Funding Hate
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“Can I just shock you?”
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Happy first birthday to an all-time great #AccidentalPartridge
Talk
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“So, lets get this straight. You were driving, to Castle Barnard, to test your eyesight...” “Yes.”
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This week new restrictions in the UK say social gatherings have a limit of 6 people. If you could social gather with anyone -dead, alive, fictional - Who would be your dream 5 (and you makes 6) ?
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9yrspodcast
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“Lynnnnnnn, I’ve pierced my foot on a spiiiiiiiike.”
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Honestly might just delete the account after this. nitter.app/BigManNick_/status/175…
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To clarify, the International Cricket Council was inadvertently tagged in the above tweet. They did not accuse Israel of war crimes, but rather the International Criminal Court (@IntlCrimCourt) made the statement.
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Good morning @elonmusk - I've written a new book that I think you will really enjoy, and I give you credit in it for leading the charge against the woke mind virus. Maybe we could do an interview about it?
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it may not be amore at all, but a ghostly white barn owl about to kill and eat you. If you’re a vole, that is. nyti.ms/2zOAKoL
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The Independent
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Interesting fact: the tiles on the floor of the Senate and House of Representatives were made in Stoke-on-Trent.
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“I’ve locked you all in the Oval Office so you can’t get me. But you can leave by the fire escape. We haven’t got a second term; I just didn’t have the guts to say that earlier.”
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Lee Robert
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Scott Bryan
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A classic #AccidentalPartridge from the archives.
Bertie Angolia
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They've given him a second series.
The new series of #ThisTime with Alan Partridge begins on Friday 30 April at 9.30pm on @BBCOne.
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People often think they’re breathing oxygen, but are actually breathing nitrogen (78%) with a side serving of oxygen (21%) in argon sauce (1%), spiced up with CO2, H2O & a dash of neon & krypton (etc.)
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'Hands. Face. Space': UK government to relaunch Covid-19 slogan theguardian.com/world/2020/s…
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“I’d have to say... The Best of The Bible.” nitter.app/TheClearCider/status/1…
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Are women getting angrier? An annual poll suggests they are. Read why: bbc.in/3VBkcJ6
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Do you have a favourite escalator? (Even if it's inaccessible right now.) londonist.com/london/best-of…
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Bye @trussliz, thanks for the memories 👋
JOE
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I’m very happy that my order of Twiglets have arrived. I love them and they are very difficult to find in petrol stations where I do most of my shopping !!
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Danny R
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“STOP GETTING BOND WRONG!”
Um... Why is the Sunday Times referencing a Roger Moore film?
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Paul Heaton vs Alan Partridge. nitter.app/pipmadeley/status/1093…
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So ruddy, bloody brave.
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'I'll tell ye what I'll dee, I'll dee a quick fix on it for noo."
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“I might as well say this now - Sue Cook has pulled out”
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"I might as well say this now - Sue Cook has pulled out."
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“Did he leave a message?”
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NEW ROLE: ITV News Anglia, We’re looking for a Main Presenter to work alongside @beckyjagoitv on our 6pm news programmes, as well as our lunchtime and late bulletins, Norwich based. Apply via itvjobs.com
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A glorious day in Clacton!☀️
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