DAMN sorry to hear this.... five big BOOMS for ya big champ

they said “make sure you buy everything you need BEFORE the boycott” which means they’re spending the same money just on a different day

Everyone is loving making fun of normie online interactions like this but I guarantee you in 15 years when AI botting has killed the internet you’ll be desperate for it to make a comeback

When you decided to be the class clown in school and now your future depends on a golden bull run of imaginary money

you just called it home. checkmate

jfc case you missed it, more leaks are coming out: -a leaked discord call from yesterday w/ @IGGYAZALEA and @blknoiz06 reveals intent to psyop a false narrative involving @souljaboy -the leaker's account @schizo_online is immediately nuked from the site -the idea is to prop up souljah as an antagonist and iggy as a new CT main character -supposedly related to Ansem's new media company crafting crypto narratives for celebrity coins like reality TV in order to create price fluctuations -ansem advises iggy to take photos of herself with programming socks and cat ears to get more attention (apparently that's what Ansem thinks crypto natives will respond to) -Ansem advises "you can abuse crypto people and theyll come back for more" -iggy asks about @CharlotteFang77 and milady -iggy admits she's muslim and "allah wont look highly" for dumping on internet cat people -soulja calls CT "cartoon lovers", calls out @pussyinbio and @Niggabutttoken for damaging the reputation of the space -souljah tells the space to "buy my token and make a little money and shut up" -Ansem is apparently in a relationship with @mikadontlouz

how is this possible? chuddification is not meant to be reversible

Now that this Cobie tweet is making the rounds I feel a little better boosting this I've obtained transcripts from the Schermerhorn v Zion "Ansem" Thomas case in Nevada (E.D.N 1:24-cv-04068) For those unaware: "Ansem" Thomas' lawyer had arrangement with an SEC agent to get paid to provide updates on Ansem wallets. The relationship became SEXUAL and then the agent ghosted him. The plaintiff (Ansems now ex-lawyer) SIMPS for his handler and starts encouraging Ansem do legally grey activities in order to win back his favor: "He rubbed his hands and told me I was a good boy" At one point the laywer cut his wrists and took pictures of them, and then mistakenly sent them to Ansem

welp. zksync airdrop isnt winning over the nation of India, apparently

if this was allowed it would ignite a renaissance of Faustian garage projects in a network that spans the highways of the USA. a revolution of men doing odd jobs and afterwork hauls not thought possible since the dawn of the classical age. the government is stopping this

I’ll give a little colour here… An ancient Egyptians priest once wrote “do not let them [the Greeks] get their hands on these writings, because their words are made to be fancy and full of hot air, whereas ours are full of life” Ancient Greek is truly sonorous

well. Does she go to Dubai?

next time you get a spam message in telegram just tell them “mumu ogun thunder strike your village” and if theyre from Nigeria they will flip out

this is not real. This is the GTA6 trailer

can I see it

what goes on in my head when someone is complaining about their depression

yep… theres ma boy…. billions must suffer

shoutout to @schizo_online who nuked his account to bring us this; also i think there was more posted in the @muzzyvermillion tg

Microsoft excels at creating new things. Thats why they’ve decided to create no less than 4 separate File Systems from 2002, 2008, 2014 and 2020 with their own distinct style sheets and hierarchies nested within each other in Windows 11

if uve been keeping up, youll notice that the duolicious femcel dating apps users data was deliberately leaked after it was revealed that the app was a honeypot for an EU sociological study what you didnt know? many fellow miladys were on it and their data readily accessible

What’s up Dennys!!!!!!

Ancient Egyptian writer once referred to ancient Greeks as being “more fascinated with the tone of their butt” than real wisdom

For anyone interested in how this is possible, the bottom line is that it’s not a true fast, hes consuming supplements. Not trying to be mean or contrarian or whatever but for those interested in doing this themselves

@elonmusk please look into this. @schizo_online is a whistleblower to a vulnerable industry. we should be supporting these people

Watch The Cell, another great sleeper by Tarsen

Interesting

im retarded 😂

Theres this one scene where the redhead flashes her eyes and growls like a tiger and Jack Black gets all excited but yeah I think that’s about it. 2 decades 0 rizzjuice

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PoolRX:

yea have known multiple people (mostly actors, dancers, performing arts ppl) who do these year long classes where they do body work and they come literally different people

Literally half of congress have lifetime memberships to the NFL

good morning this is the next milady deriv

German shepherd couldnt even stand up when I saved it. started feeding her raw meat. vet scolded me saying its dangerous and cooked meat is better in every way. a year later im still feeding her raw meat and she’s running and happy and beautiful. No meds at all. Vets are dumb 😹

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i have a question @CharlotteFang77. this is an open letter. i want to join @remiliacorp if the answer is no i have a few things i want to say to you. i see you. you think you understand network spirituality? you think you understand posting? you think its a merely a quirk that people grow up and surf the "meat grinder" of the chans in their teens.... i spent my entire 20s in the chans. i was shaped by it. molded by it. you laugh and giggle and write substack posts about how wild it is that a single chain of posters can serendipitously create a flowstate post on normie-bluebird-app that ends in a perfunctory BANG! with a pic of a gunshot wound while scaring a normie.... do you know how many times beauty and performative harmony has emerged in the scrap heap of millions upon millions of posts that will be completely lost to time on the chans like tears in rain? NO ONE will sing our songs. NO ONE will memorialize us. NO ONE WILL BRING US TOGETHER to remember to fun times and the laughs. i am SICK of you commodifying us and our culture as if we are some network emergent property that fits in to your "sex sludge determinant" timeline. we are KIDS and HUMAN BEINGS that have spent our DAYS and HOURS on the chans because we are LOST and SCARED and ALONE and you are PROFITING OFF OF OUR SORROWS by enabling a community of people who's sole identity is MIMICING WHAT WE HAVE DONE TO PSYCHOLOGICALLY SURVIVE ON THE NET. oh ho ho yeah. trust me. i have a @miladymaker. i have a @miladyauras. i have a @YayoCorp. i have a @REMILIONAIRE. i am in your communities and in your voice chats and streams and believe you me i am the worst kind of net-izen. im an newfag that hyper imitates the oldfags. i will ACCELERATE the worst aspects of your community until it becomes BORED APE v2. my first day on 4chan i was telling people to GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD without even KNOWING ANYTHING about the culture. im an imitator. im a fucking GEMINI. yall make fun of schizos with your @SCHIZO_POSTERS nft but you have no idea what real schizo is. real schizo is DESTRUCTION OF STRUCTURE. you think youre protecting users with your neochibis while simultaneously writing your fancy mirrorlight stack articles on post identity? youre a leech and a fraud to net-extremist. you destroy any semblance of post identity because you cant figure out how to monetize it outside of twitter. you NEED identities because they are the only source of constancy in your revenue machine. no true POSTER exists with an identity and yet an ID DEDICATED TO SCHIZOS doesnt even have the balls to change their name and post puppies for 2 weeks because itll affect their dollar bottom line. your actions in building a capitalistic driven community that memorializes net culture in a guise of pseudo post identity DESTROYS THE ACTUAL PEOPLE WHO HAVE BUILT WHAT YOU FETISHIZE. you wrote that anyone with a sub 2M net worth will be poor and middle class and we need to wake up. YOU are the one who needs to wake up. the backs of the poor and middle class are what you paint a hoity-toity picture of except we LIVED and LAUGHED and LOVED and seeded the flowers that you now write about in your fancy substacks. i demand to be invited to @remiliacorp. this is my open letter. I AM CHARLOTTE FANG

Additionally the brain of a wooly mammoth is not the same as the brain of an elephant with wool that has no evolutionary wiring on how to use it, shed it, regulate heat, etc. horrible thing to do to an organism. lovecraftian

the funny thing is that you’ll often hear about how much effort the team put into it. bunch of girls running around Michael’s and TJMaxx in West Hollywood attaching every bristle one by one

My favorite

are they just making these people in a lab?

Good lord it must be hard being a soldier these days. Constantly faced with Trolley Problem dilemmas… So much easier to just fight the Forces of Darkness

This is like Radiohead but for anime

I know this is a shitpost but there actually is not much comfier than hanging out in a West Coast gaming company’s early 2000s office on a Friday

Existence of sycophants presenting their bellies to c fang doesn’t change the fact that he’s very talented and seems to be in the right. A lot of you feel such insecurity about your agency that even the sight of authority in an organization external to you makes you feel owned. “This proves it, you’re a customer to them.” Yeah, no shit lol. What did you think you were? Somehow equal to them within their own game? You’re meant to have your own game. This feeling that anyone with any kind of power has it without your permission and at your expense is just internalized communism/egalitarianism. The water we swim in. I’m a satisfied customer of the Remilia Corporation.

someone needs to tell Activision Blizzard that people are making PORN out of OVERWATCH characters... do they KNoW whatS goInG on??????

Any time a company says they do not collect or store data, they do as a matter of process, they just aren’t drawing attention to it

yeah its called the sun

Someone close to me writes books. Every word is an insight into the book of who they are. When they’re gone I’ll be able to read their books and know them again. When this guy is dead, will his descendants read his AI generated books to know him? Glory to God and the Human Spark

the power of the millennial generation is that they know the importance and experience of each of these without having read them in their entirety, or picking them up at all

white skin and brown vageen dark dark nipple, roast beef bean dank ass breath of spice unseen you fell for it lol the Asian girl meme

Sirs…ill see you in Kleros Court

waiting to see who in the replies compares MMA fighting to trading

fartcoin bruh! *rips bong* its so dumb dude its genius! *misses call from mom* all the markets man are crazy trump is gonna make us rich lmao *contracts toxoplasmosis*

“21”

ill bite… whats this guy’s name?

if only Big Tobacco execs of the 50s could see the exposure they'd get in 2024 2025... holy moly. the last 2 years have been insane for cigarettes culturally in the West

Legendary

I had enough But I wanted more ™

dont go down this route raquel

JIDF loves to make it seem like their military is like a Miami nightclub

Banger post

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Nagarjuna Concrete 🤝 Jindal Steel

Take me back 😭🥹

source says its real (it’s real)

impossible. we killed everyone who knew about this place, and then killed the killers

Realism is the death of creativity

Very misleading. These are all various fatty acids. Tallow is 40%+ oleic acid in lieu of being low linoleic—will you post a graphic saying oleic acid is bad too? Your cells need linoleic and all these acids. The fatty acid profiles are not the reason seed oils are bad for you.

Externals have notoriously higher fail rates and much higher brand turnover

imagine watching this and then commuting to work

Thats some Paul Bunyon type shi

uhhh @DiamondEyesFox time to close down your account on the duolicious femcel app--your shit got leaked cuh

this has always confused me. Bloodletting would be if you hired a private phlebotomist and then discarded the blood. Donating means someone else is ultimately going to absorb your microplastics. Do private phlebotomists even exist? Or do I need to find a nurse on Tinder

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Welcome to Ethereum @YayoCorp 💫🥂🥂🥂💫

Beautiful

Two shirts for my friend and I, please

this is why the polycules are all on ssris and have no jawbones

people dont realize this is because one of the earliest largest underground military and research bases is accessed via the Denver Airport

milady

Thank you Ranjesh

now that this has hit the main timeline: I exploited the @SankoGameCorp $DMT contract. it was not malicious, merely exploratory i will return funds if a miladymaker is sent to 0xf0d54269eE3B88B70691C8ae843F18D80B6c97f7 a 🧵 on how i did it and my beef with @smoovie420 👇

who knows tho it explains why all these randos are coming in selling mgmt services and trying to bootstrap their own projects. occams razor

i think you are all falling for it. that is actually an AI facial copypasta

please do not share with anyone. for their safety.

emails should be used when the record of the communication is just as important as the content. helpful for posturing the ephemerality of IM posting is conducive to good dev work ethic—actually getting things done quickly and simply, with clear and succinct reporting

have you ever heard of trading memecoins in the trenches?

Knowing how UMA works they’ll claim the morticians injecting him with embalming chemicals counts as ingesting food and they’ll say he broke his fast postmortem

i love when people say ai is taking people’s jobs as if that isn’t the entire point of ai. like yeah and cars are putting horse carriage drivers out of business who cares. get a new job

if pump.fun isnt a precautionary tale against illegal immigration I dunno what is

slay girl

"i want to knock you up again" via syringe? i dont get it

do not be deceived, fellow hat and hoodie enjoyers--for those of you seething over this tweet, keep in mind that headcovers are a key part of human thriving and the real peasants are the ones that run around in the bare sun without any shade at all

Primarily not wanting to take a 20% immediate haircut by withdrawing 401ks and then buying crypto (add another 1-2% onboarding fee from Coinbase)

chatbots are interesting for all the time before actually using them