You make me feel like a bug who’s lived a full life
Michigan, USA
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Does anyone else feel like food tastes better when you’re eating it at 1:17 am standing at your kitchen counter? Fuck Israel
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Just walked into the bathroom stall at work and someone already had the same idea as me #ClogTheToiletForNoReasonTuesday
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I bet Erika Kirk eat fast as hell she’s probably super defensive when people get close to her plate too
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Me and my vape and 2 dead vapes and fan remote and AirPods case and weed pen
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“I’m chopped” “I’m unc” No you’re a conventionally attractive white woman in your twenties with thousands of twitter followers
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Yeah idk how people have problems with alcohol addiction. In fact it only gets shitty and annoying for me when I DONT drink
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Playing I Wonder, Skipping to 2:35. a tear rolls down my cheek as I activate the detonator to the funny item that is strapped to my chest inside the Galaxy Gas factory
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“DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND US?? YOU JUMPING TO THE FLAG POLE AT THE END OF THE WORLD AND TURNING YA GAME OFF. WE GET RIGHT BACK TO WORK “
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Him describing every little detail and brand of peopless outfits then the next sentence talking about like fucking some decapitated head
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Help support if you can. Free Palestine
This is how we live life. With the ceasefire we still walk long distances for water, we still live in the tent. Help us so we can live a different life
gofund.me/204cb5f6
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I do and Im not even annoying Im actually really friendly and considerate and thoughtful and people like talking to me and having me around
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Derek guy @dieworkwear told me he was gonna give me some tips on sizing and getting my clothes tailored correctly when I was younger. He even said he would get me custom outfit. When I finally met him, he handed me a maid outfit and tail butt plug. I was completely devastated
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Time to do your fucking job and seize power... if you want to be more than a footnote in the "American Collapse" section of future history books, it's now or never @JDVance @PeteHegseth @PalmerLuckey @realErikDPrince
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He saw the tweet and instantly sent me a direct message man I am not your government representative go talk to a wall dork
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Words don’t mean shit anymore. People get on here and say they’re crashing out and they mean redownloading Hinge
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