Just killed it as an audience member for a comedy show. Laughed and smiled like crazy
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“Omg this is just like Dan Hentschel”
Hilarious and original observation. I just lost a roommate to cannabis and porn addiction. Go fuck yourselves
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Ughh it honestly sucks that I have to use misogynistic slurs against Sydney Sweeney now. Being a leftist male is rough sometimes
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747,909
Sorry for trauma dumping but I had a really weird relationship with latex in a past life. So yeah condoms are kind of no bueno for this cowboy
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34,540
865,564
Women will scroll past this still say they don’t know what to get their bf for Christmas
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Interesting moment where the larger alpha adjusts his posture and the lower ranking males in his presence instinctually mimic the behavior
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Woke up to hundreds of people defending my abuser. He owed me hundreds of dollars. He was a homophobe and his letterboxd top 4 was mid. This was not a good dude
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Alright this was definitely a wake up call. No more road head for me. Or if it happens I need to be sober for it, or at least keep it to four beers maximum.
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The charli xcx album is good, my only criticism is that I wish she was 1000ft tall and I could walk around on her scalp and each of her hair follicles was the size of a tree trunk from my tiny perspective. That’s my one gripe
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Just following this guy around lol idk why. it’s fun to just follow guys around
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Advice for guys in their early 20’s: Avoid all adversity, conflict or even momentary discomfort. Tip-toe through life in a permanent state of fear. If you’re not instantly rewarded for your meager effort, give up immediately and find something easier
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Well they’re sacrificing me on the altar at work today but everyone is being very nice to me
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111,129
Gimme the seed oils and bring back woke
I wanna get mad at your racist jokes
and be he/they
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7,863
214,332
Imagine you’re Louis CK’s college aged daughter listening to red scare and now that’s your mom
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Sufjan releasing an album while dealing with a life threatening illness and the death of his partner vs Drake planning a year long hiatus because he’s lactose intolerant
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275,544
This is why doctors should be able to see their patients voting records, to know who deserves better care
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I got the news about her voter registration in the leftist group chat. “Target is clear to engage. Slurs are approved”
My heart sank.
“That b-“ I started to type, eyes welling up with tears
“That bitch is dumb” I took a deep breath and focused
“Her tits look like crap too”
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My kindergarten students on the 500th replay of the charlie kirk assassination video, chappell roan playing on a loop in the background
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A lot of young women make a good living as a nanny and I think there should be an equivalent route for young guys to be hired as a family lolcow. A sort of household whipping boy to berate and gossip about
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If this is real it’s very sad but the instinct to immediately post about it on the red scare subreddit is so funny to me
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64,537
Take notice of the alpha’s relaxed, open pose while his lessers sit with tightly crossed legs, a gesture of self castration
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1,714
34,585
I really hate how long it takes to print out the mapquest directions to my job every morning
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My friend suffers from chronic fatigue and can’t leave his bed most days. Always happy to pay him a visit to just chill/cuddle and discuss current events
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Life is just something that happens to you, it’s not your job to make decisions or assert yourself. You didn’t ask to be born. The only goal is to pass through this world as painlessly as possible. Just do the bare minimum so no one gets mad at you.
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Well I passed out a few times and didn’t have a mirror and was looking at my reflection in a spoon and I was super drunk and playing angry birds on my phone too
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I married that one model with vitiligo in 2015 and the novelty has totally worn off. She’s lowkey kind of boring
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Waking up still pissed off. Apple Watch says sleep was disturbed and cortisol levels through the roof. That’s it I’m gonna destroy this troll. Wait let me censor her face though
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Hey man big fan of your art. have you ever heard of this much bigger artist that you’re obviously inspired by?
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Are they seriously doing construction outside my window on a (closing 100 tabs of porn to check the date) Tuesday?
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This was famously Dick Cheneys favorite cocktail. I’m starting the day off with this in his honor
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these are called girlfriend towels. She told me theyre not for drying dishes or wiping counters or cleaning spills and they should never get dirty. I don’t know what they do
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