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A Sit-Down w/ Tokyo
>Toni: Glad to have you here, Mr. Albert Einstein
>Albert: Well, yes.
>T: You’ve done it again sir, ..cunty quantum physics. A remarkable discovery.
>A: Well, ..sorta kinda. It’s simply fagmatics dearie.
>T: Well, no… and thats all the time we have today!
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Remember when she jumped on the wall after telling a waitress her baby is gonna burn
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Really girl? @amyschumer
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From this perspective they look like sims nitter.app/90saIIure/status/14375…
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There’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all
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She could have googled “when is the best time to visit vermont” but instead she gathered the data, reviewed the yearly reports, and tuned into every meteorologist to conclude her travel date
Caitlin Covington tells The New York Times that she monitored foliage reports for weeks before her annual fall trip to Vermont to make sure that the leaves in the area were at peak color. 🍂🍁
🔗: nytimes.com/2022/10/18/style…
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The jerry’s pizza employee after getting off the phone with greta about to send a box of pizza to andrew tate which led to the romanian police confirming he was still in the country:
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There’s something surreal about gays in popper crop tops dancing next to 8 year old girls in brat merch at a charli concert like two unlikely worlds colliding
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Me when I’m criminally insane and the bus to transport me to the maximum security psychiatric hospital arrives
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She looks like the girl in school who don’t play when her gay best friend gets bullied
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Dr. Nadja Laurie Pizdavolojich. Specializes in facelifts and lip injections. Graduated from DivaDown University, DDU. PhD in Cosmetic Science and Nursing. Trusted and admired by many.
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.@charliekirk11 before you go can you admit you were living lowkey? nitter.app/gutsblvd/status/196586…
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This tweet is insane because like she can’t serve mug and be stuck in traffic because she has osteoporosis? 😭
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It’s kinda refreshing to go back and listen to a song you haven’t heard in over a decade like this is soooo good
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We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk jezebel.com/we-paid-some-ets…
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Kim when it tries to steal a pair of her skims
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Not fictional but angel mamii
To celebrate the release of #HalloweenKills, which fictional character do you think could kill Michael Myers?
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