I've never been accused of being succinct.

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Replying to @capybaroness
Feels pretty logical to me that the creatures can recognize and ignore noises made by their own kind.
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LeBron just opened a new school that will improve society. He doesn’t have to meet with Trump to make a positive change.
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Yes, I read it. That was literally my point. Why should LeBron suffer through a likely fruitless meeting with someone like Trump when he can change things without him?
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Griffey only delivers the good news.
This is Griffey. He does a really good job fetching the paper... as long as it's the thought that counts. 12/10
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Colombo would be the perfect way to show how ice cold your beer is. #PupweiserContest @budweiserusa
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Replying to @TJBerry
He literally has a poster of a Michael Scott quote behind him.
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Read a quote recently that said "LA is shitty heaven. NYC is fun hell." There's some truth to it.
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“The law” can’t do anything about creepy dudes coercing people into having sex. We have to change the culture, and that starts with conversation.
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Did you have to put “write a Twitter thread” on a list or did you just do it?
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To us it is. They're super sensitive to sounds so can likely hear the difference. And/or they can check in that direction and detect that there's another creature there.
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No woman in her right mind wouldn’t be afraid of men.
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Sure, but you can Google all of the answers.
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Replying to @JustMattB17
Do you love all three of your kids or only the youngest one?
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Insane to argue that playing shows for the military supports them more than serving in the military.
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She said to ignore Kasich, and Kasich said to ignore Democrats like her. What's the difference? (Except that the Democrats like her got shit done.)
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It won't change by people not tipping. Needs to be a legal change that requires all businesses to pay the same minimum wage whether tipped or not.
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Replying to @JohnMagary
This isn't the dunk you think it is. He's proposing actors finance their own projects to either sell to studios or release against them as competition. And he's saying let's do that as in, let's do that now.
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It's not about not agreeing with Trump. It's his behavior as a human being. I wouldn't want to sit with someone who acted like him even if I agreed with all of his policies.
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Surprised how much I had to scroll to find this.
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I agree but wouldn't consider this media literacy. More so trying to create an error or plot hole out of nothing.
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I mean... that's exactly why they shouldn't mock the US for having so much air conditioning though.
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Well, yeah, part of the point is that more money should be invested in public transit.
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And how they exploit teachers for free labor while they profit from testing.
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Do you understand the difference between reporting and doxxing?
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Is a child walking on broken glass the same sound as an NBA player?
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Replying to @JustMattB17
My point was that preferring fresh baked goods to day-old ones is not at all equivalent to feelings related to human beings.
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Ah yes, telling someone something is inappropriate is the same as telling them it’s illegal.
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Replying to @Devorum @HoffBeadle
Children die in the real world because parents make mistakes. The fact that it’s a world where they are constantly on high alert means they would be more likely to make a mistake because you can’t maintain that attention to detail forever.
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Maybe, just maybe, he should be doing that because it's his fucking job and not because he wants praise and loyalty for it.
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What I love about this one is that there is some logic in the sense that him being closer to 29 means he’s even older than it seems. But it’s like saying that after noon on Monday it’s no longer Monday.
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So you're saying the virus will pass right through a mask but also that it will trap everything you expel?
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Replying to @dog_rates
At your service.
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The post literally says LISTEN. No mind reading involved.
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Let's just get rid of the strike zone altogether and make calls based on principle.
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You mean more than one person tweeted about something they heard on a podcast?
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Hence “actually abused by a man”. As in this was not that.
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What this shows is that Internet culture is a very small part of world culture.
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Yep, it's definitely him being white that's holding him back and not the fact that he never came up with a joke that made it on the show.
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If he was already helping you would have said “come in there” instead of “go in there”.
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No, the behavior of men is responsible for this mentality.
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Sorry you don't know what laughter sounds like. Must be a rough life.
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This is not how FAFSA works.
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Complaining about punctuation while both being incorrect in your criticism and including a typo in your reply is next level.
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He’s bringing financial instability.
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Replying to @clhubes
Just yesterday a guy who was corrected about the age of female leases in war films wouldn’t admit he was wrong and instead said it was pathetic people were concerned about movies instead of Palestine.
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Deathly Hallows: Part 1 isn't plodding and slow. It's refreshing because it breaks from the standard formula and puts the heroes out of their element and without their usual resources. It's like a "double-crossed on the run spy movie" but with wizards and witches.
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Replying to @DeepThought_CMc
Point is we shouldn’t have to deal with that shit.
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Ah, the old “the bad people are coming from the other part of town” argument.
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You’re watching the wrong films then.
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That's his point. We have enough problems to deal with without adding the supernatural into it.
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It's typically considered 81-96 so more than half were born in the 80s.
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Same for you and writing this tweet.
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Replying to @Java_jigga
Somehow you managed to both minimize what the lockdown actually was and overstate what he did simultaneously. (Takeout was still allowed.)
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You think a man who was fine with all his friends and family seeing this happen at the wedding cares at all about some strangers on Twitter knowing too?
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Oh wow. I bet all those medical professionals feel silly for wearing masks for hundreds of years for no reason. And so do those countries that have virtually no new cases because they were wearing masks. Must just be a huge coincidence.
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No, Trump was definitely in a bunker with Kimmy Schmidt.
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You’re the one who should be embarrassed at getting this worked up over a harmless joke.
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No one is “built for summer” in the sense that they’re protected from UV rays without sunscreen.
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Something ending is not the same as something being canceled.
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To be clear, if you send something to someone who didn't ask for it or want it.
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This is so wrong it has to be trolling.
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Being uncomfortable with the topic was not an issue here. She didn’t drop it because he wouldn’t admit he was at fault and instead insulted her.
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No. Having money means he can make a positive change without having to meet with someone like Trump. Which is literally what my tweet said.
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The metro area growing means that more people are in the city during various times of the day/night.
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Literally in the bottom half of states you’re most likely to be murdered in, stats-wise.
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"No one condones sexual misconduct, unless the timing is bad."
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There are dogs that detect oncoming seizures and assist owners during them.
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Way to throw out a broad excuse that this was somehow "taken out of context" while not providing any context. (Not that any context would make what you said appropriate.)
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Insert opposite of "had us in the first half" meme
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Someone who spills an entire tub of popcorn loses the right to call other people dumb as hell.
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Like in Walking Dead where you wonder why they don't just wear zombie guts every time they're going somewhere that could likely have zombies.
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Replying to @swe11er
It’s literally the opposite of this, especially for sitcoms. Most shows with long seasons take awhile to find their footing.
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362 people like his joke because it was funny. But I also found your trivia interesting. We can have both!
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That’s not hearsay. They just didn’t include a direct quote. If someone at Tesla did not actually confirm that, and the paper write it, they could be sued. As others said, you’re accusing the paper of lying.
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It might technically be accurate but it’s disingenuous. Like falling yourself a homemaker when you have maid staff and a personal chef.
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It pissed me off so much when I learned that the truth was she was just like "fuck this shit" and used the nearest restroom anyway which is SO much more badass and would have been great to show.
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The chances of this specific thing happening to another woman are indeed likely very small, but up until this story I would imagine many women never thought this was a way they could be violated. And now they have to.
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I'm picturing this, and it is gloriously awful.
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
You were tweeting this while I was getting punched by al-Qaeda.
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The most obvious reading would be that he's asking if people think there will be less violence if Trump is re-elected.
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It’s someone who knew her as a child. Definitely groomed her.
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Replying to @irlrubysparks
To be fair, the people producing and marketing the Oscars don’t know the winners ahead of time. They only know what we know.
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Replying to @clhubes
I don’t remember this, but my mom says I saw it in the theater as a toddler and stood up and yelled “NOOOO!” when Duckie acted as a decoy for Sharp Tooth.
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Irony would be if at the last second he decided not to fly because of how scared he was that it would kill him and then the jetway collapsed and killed him. He wound have died because he DIDN’T fly.
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Right, because you couldn’t have found information any other way or asked for information instead of just saying you’d never heard of her.
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I do not recommend this CVS.
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Was it constant noise or just running water? My issue was why not just let the creatures destroy the generator.
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Replying to @jaycaspiankang
I fail to see how telling teenagers that if they don’t get into a handful of colleges they almost certainly won’t get into that their careers will never reach the peak they hope for would be at all helpful.
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Replying to @ccallahan @scottbix
So wrongly harrassing people is cool if they're rich? Also, the phone isn't the issue. It's the number.
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I once googled "How much blood is in a baby?"
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Replying to @Devorum @HoffBeadle
My point is that in a world where you always NEED to be on high alert, you are going to get drained and eventually have some lapses in judgement. We went capable of being in high alert at all times.
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Calling out Trump's behavior isn't partisan politics.
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If political science graduates are having trouble getting employed they should just move to Kentucky where the only requirements to become a Representative seem to be the ability to breath and speak.
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Replying to @DrunkScribe
Do you put your banana peels back into the fruit basket?
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These two predate the movie. Not sure if they’ve been debunked.
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