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If you need help with math, or know someone who does, please check out my YouTube channel! I've got hundreds of free videos, organized into convenient playlists.
I'm also working on covering all #CommonCore #math from Kindergarten up using @khanacademy!
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I want to pretend like I didn't tap on the tweet to see if there were indeed 84 other tweets behind it, but I totally did
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Right? Who takes the side of a multiple hundred billion dollar corporation over a single person, no matter how rich?
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My hottest @Fallout take:
Preston Garvey is a good man and a great character, and the slander directed at him is unconscionable.
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Math teacher here.
Just to be clear, not only would it take 166 years and change to reach a million dollars, assuming the economy even still exists then, you could take a million dollars right now and use it to make far more than $50 a month passively through investment.
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I feel like a conversation with Peterson could be fun so long as we avoided his wacky theories.
I see no universe in which a conversation with musk would be anything but torture.
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This is the single most beautiful shot of Vault 76 I've ever seen. It looks like someone out of Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood.
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(not trying to talk down to anyone, just wanted to make sure everyone understands why these tweets are so ridiculous)
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Yes, assaulting someone and then getting arrested would be the perfect way to get back at them. 🤣😆😆😆🤣😆
No court would ever accept "he stepped on my car" as a valid defense for assault, so good luck with that!
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My hot D&D take:
If you want to make an amazing archer and you don't want to multiclass, Fighter is the superior choice to Ranger.
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Student: "I'm not interested in understanding, I just want to pass."
How do I convey to this student that this is exactly why they aren't passing?
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#Fallout76 pro tip: When launching a nuke to activate the Scorchqueen, make sure to position it so that Drop Site V9 (circled here) isn't in the blast radius. Otherwise the Scorchqueen will just fly around inside the blast zone and a lot of folks won't have access.
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We got anything you want
Just don't jump into the pools
IN THE GARDEN
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN JUST BE CAREFUL OF THE
B-B-B-B-B-BEES! BEES!
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Yes. I am concerned about the increase in suicide rates for trans folks whose families share your backward, abusive views.
Make no mistake, you are directly responsible for some number of trans suicides, and I'm fully aware that you don't care.
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When you shower in the evening, you're still marinating in sweat and dead skin. The only difference is you don't wash it off before interacting with other people. Pretty gross imo.
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...you know that's not the flag, right?
...right?
...please tell me you know that's not the flag. you pretend to be a university... PLEASE tell me you know that's not the flag.
Please.
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I'm so sorry that you don't like him telling you constantly that settlements need help. It's a consequence of him being the only person in the whole game that wants to help **everyone** in an area that is under constant threat.
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I'm really glad I mentioned not talking down to anyone, because I made a decimal error!
1,667 years is what I should have said, which means it's even more absurd than I originally thought.
Remember friends, being a math teacher doesn't make you immune to mistakes :)
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Seriously. The Democratic party is so interested in maintaining the illusion of propriety that they don't stand for anything real anymore.
Which is doubly ironic because the Republicans are going to claim that the Democrats are terrible no matter what.
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Twitter: "Here's an ad for Monopoly Go!"
Me: "I don't like this ad."
Twitter: "Thanks! We will use this information to make your timeline better."
Me: "So I won't see that ad anymore?"
Twitter: "..."
Me: "..."
Twitter: "Here's an ad for Monopoly Go 🙂"
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Turns out all of this is intersectional. You can have male privilege while still dealing with the marginalization of being a black man.
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I was fortunate enough to get to stand in a lot that was almost exactly one acre when I was a teenager.
I was able to look around and go "oh, so that's how big it is."
Otherwise I also would have no idea.
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You seem to be mixing up "land owner" with "landlord."
...but neither of them provide housing. Both only exploit housing that exists already.
Are you maybe thinking of construction workers? You know, the ones who actually create housing?
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My response if I was the DM: "How would I respond to you if you asked the perfect question, and I had to start by restating the question? I'd say 'Wow, that's a damn good question.'"
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I haven't used any of your videos in my class because I teach math, but I would love to collaborate with you on a math and philosophy video one day!
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You seriously need to learn to Google. This was the very first result, and it shows that 61% is actually a somewhat low estimate.
Please, I'm begging you, show some shred of actual curiosity.
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Yes. I'm sorry, but my ass is on the line too. I'm months away from homelessness. This is about survival for all of us. So yeah, I'm on board with holding up military pay until they decide to do the right thing and help ALL of the American people.
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No, he showed up and said "my name is Hulk now"
The only reason everyone knows him by that name is because people accepted it as his name early on.
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Truth. Garfield was SPECTACULAR.
Still, I gotta hand MVP to Willem DaFoe. In a film full of amazing performances, DaFoe still managed to blow me away completely.
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@IwriteOK: "I've made a mild career change where I get shot and teargassed every night."
@why_sophie_why: "And I watch on livestream and cry."
Same, Sophie. Hard same. But at least he drinks water. Through his eyes. Which are the mouths of the top of the head.
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"He's one dimensional!"
No, he's focused. I would say he's the one person focused on what's most important.
"His story is bad!"
Patently false. He was traumatized by what he sees as his failure in Quincy, and as a result has a pathological need to help everyone.
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Yes, the conclusion you came up with based on nothing but your own intuition is way more valid than actual studies conducted by actual experts, all of which are peer reviewed and agree with each other.
Please try just once to be serious.
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Or maybe you're thinking about property maintenance? In that case, the folks you're thinking about are plumbers, electricians, and other contractors.
When people talk about "cutting out the middleman," they're talking about landlords.
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Turns out you can disagree with someone without objectifying them or threatening them with violence.
Who knew?
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I have to admit, I really wish you wouldn't keep putting this guy on my timeline. I wouldn't know he exists at all if you didn't keep promoting his content.
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What "values" exactly do you think this mother is teaching? That personal belief is more important than facts?
Don't you think that's exactly how we got where we are in the first place?
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"Hey, we were hoping to do a thing using publicly available software. If you know how to do it better, we'd love to know how!"
"OMG STEALING"
This is literally high school level drama. Check your ego.
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"He asks you to do the work instead of doing it himself!"
What a silly take. His job is to receive and pass along information. It makes sense that he'd be better at that from a central location. Besides, if you want him to get his hands dirty, you can take him with you.
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It sounds to me like they're just scamming free work hours.
They could do everything you just said and still pay a wage for those 8 hours. It wouldn't be difficult to just say "we'll keep you on for one shift, pay you, then make a decision."
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My YouTube feed is completely filled to the brim with @TheSpiffingBrit videos thanks to his wonderful exploitation of the algorithm.
Truly, YouTube is a perfectly balanced system with no flaws or exploits.
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"He's bad game design!"
Again, disagree. His story aligns perfectly with his function in the game, which is to remind you that, no matter how many turrets you build, the Wasteland is still an intensely hostile and dangerous place. Just like in real life, the work will never end.
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Two categories, and of course I only speak from my own experience.
1. Stuff we can use in the classroom. For a math teacher like me, that would be expo markers, calculators, stickers, stuff like that.
2. Self care items. Coffee/tea, bath bombs, gift cards, etc.
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Before taking a test, I told a student I was proud of their progress.
This was drawn on the back of the exam when they turned it in.
Did not wake up this morning expecting to cry twice in one day.
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Dear @heymrsbond,
My 10th and 12th graders are so far tentatively on board with the pencil box phone storage system.
It's really amazing how quickly they understood and agreed to my reasons for doing this. We will see if they can keep it up.
Thanks for the wonderful idea!
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Right, except that it's not?? It's a really creative way of packaging biology in gaming terms.
Sounds to me like you're just jealous.
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Hi Elmo! I'm a teacher, and I feel the same butterflies as you when the school year is about to start! I bet all of your friends and teachers feel the same way.
Maybe it will help you feel less scared to know that everyone else feels the same way you do. ❤️
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It's been a hell of a race, and if (gods forbid) you don't come out on top, just let us know when and where you're running next. Thank you!
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I promise that I will not drink your tears. Immediately.
Are you okay with your tears being aged and then distilled into a fine Brandy to be enjoyed generations hence?
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Nobody cares that it ruins the game for you. You and your "many others" can play a different game. The rest of us will keep on having fun without you.
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This is what we in the math education world call a "hidden variable."
The hidden variable: Salary.
Service employees depend on tips to survive. To pay rent. Groceries. Gas.
Landlords don't.
That's why. It's so incredibly easy to understand.
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She isn't a funny character at all.
She's one of the most tragic characters in all of gaming.
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My school has about 500 students in it. If even 5% of the students order food, that's 25 door dashers all converging at the school at once.
It's a security risk and a logistical nightmare.
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I witnessed a strike team composed of Scorched and Super Mutants teaming up to take on a Blue Devil. It did not go well for them. #Fallout76 #virtualphotography
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I feel like you are making up your own personal definition of leftist, so it's kind of a weird gate to keep.
I do support the full removal of capitalism, but that is not necessary to be a leftist.
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I usually can't cum during sex, and it has been used against me in the past by partners to emasculate me. It is, it turns out, entirely possible to enjoy sex without an orgasm, regardless of one's gender identity or presentation.
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These people have clearly never listened to a single word of the song outside of the chorus
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Incoming video on how to exploit the Supreme Court so we can have basic medical rights? Please??
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Patriot prayer: All talk and no action.
...unless they can jump someone with a 4 to 1 or better advantage, of course. THEN they're TOTALLY willing to take action.
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I am teaching an AP class this very year! Should I show them this film? I'll literally do it if Robert Evans says I should.
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Yep! Saying depression is "all in your head" is like saying asthma is "all in your lungs."
Like yeah, and?
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...which doesn't mean that my fellow cis men should stop trying. Jesus guys, your partners should feel satisfied too, whatever form that takes.
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