creator of email - i don't want you on my cap table posts are mostly satire

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as of today, Orchid is live and in public beta. after months of stealth, we're releasing a proactive delegation layer that makes modern work a pleasure. the only agent in your stack you don't need to configure. the future's bright. orchid.ai
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it's easy when you have 4 users... wait a minute....
We've improved our iOS loading time by 99.8% That’s 904 ms → 2 ms (p75)
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Wait so X isn’t hosted on AWS? Where then?
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Fun fact: both @Cloudflare and @Railway can host your nextjs app for a fraction of the price/free. DM me for intros
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Waymo AI are just people, bookmark this
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how can i short a startup?
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Just got a new Macbook, what should I install?
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don’t announce anything. don’t take the early dopamine.
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are you kidding me?????? @Adobe i hope all your products are replaced with OSS
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“Redesign” Slaps on a background
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name a bigger flop
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never do this please, PLEASE
Update your API response format now 🙏🙏
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🚨🚨🚨 Breaking news 🚨🚨🚨 Lee Robinson @leerob has been poached by @Meta in a $300m deal as Chief Technical Officer (CTO) of @reactjs Lee has pioneered incredible work for NextJS and React, we believe Meta is interested in entering the cloud services space to compete with @vercel
After 5 years, I just finished my last week at Vercel 🥲 What a ride. I'm grateful for this community and proud to have helped people learn to code with React/Next. Many tweets sent and friends made. I guess I don't have to wear all black now!? Gotta switch up my wardrobe...
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After many sleepless nights working on our company, all I have to say is this: please go back to school, not everyone has enough brain cells to drop out.
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bro you're lucky there's a billion brad bakers on linkedin
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>be the browser company >make browser with sidebar >discontinue browser and make new browser without sidebar >add sidebar to new browser and act like it's a win >profit???
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name one consumer product that people hate, yet it’s successful. I’ll wait
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I can’t believe this happened
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🚨🚨🚨 Breaking news 🚨🚨🚨 In a surprising turn of events and after leaving @vercel to join @Meta , Lee Robinson @leerob has been poached by @cursor_ai to lead their team of AI Agents to fast-track reaching AGI, for the first time in human history. We wish @leerob the best of luck, incredibly honored to cover this story, live from San Francisco.
I'm joining Cursor to teach the future of coding! There are millions of developers learning how to use AI and they need pragmatic advice: 1. We need to teach new developers strong foundations, so they know what to learn, and how to solve issues when debugging. 2. We need to teach experienced developers how AI can automate the tedious parts of coding, or save them time reading docs and fixing bugs. 3. We need to help developers become even more competent. AI may end up writing most of your code, but you have to review, understand, and maintain that software. This is why some experienced devs are having a great time with AI. They can ask for a pattern like "add an exponential backoff" instead of “make it more robust to errors” which may or may not work. I want to help developers become an order of magnitude more productive, and help more people contribute to building software. This is going to take a *lot* of education and retraining. So expect more videos soon, and if you have ideas for what I should teach, let me know!
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Is there seriously no open source altern…
Hey @NotionHQ, I will pay literally any amount of money to never see this again. I want to paste URLs. Please just let me paste URLs. At least give me an alternative hotkey.
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is there really no open source alternative to MacOS?
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just got a new macbook, what should I install?
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Today, we’re excited to announce that @zerodotemail will be the first fully serverless email service that’s completely based on @Cloudflare’s infrastructure. We have been working closely with @CloudflareDev to make this a reality. This would not have been possible without Durable Objects, Cloudflare Workers and Cloudflare Email & @partykit_io. Creating a completely serverless email service is a concept that has never been done before, and unlocks infinite potential, with Workers AI at its core. We use @threepointone’s PartyKit for realtime communication with Durable Objects and R2 and D1 for storage. Thank you to @dok2001 and the rest of the team at Cloudflare, expect a blog post about this soon.
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Lost all of our $2m seed round in this crypto crash. $10bn wiped. I don’t think we’ll ever recover. Raising a $300m series A DMs are open
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Javascript on the backend was a mistake
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how many checks is too many
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Say it with me, never deleting this app
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> announced ai glasses > ships them for free to many customers > apparently they were glasses from AliExpress or Amazon
announcing our $5 million raise led by abstract pear & hf0 back to work
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Replying to @gregscribbles
how dare you, Greg
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50 likes and I’ll go to @Cloudflare Connect 2025 Heck I’ll even do it for 40
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how can i short a startup
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We’re hiring professionals rage-baiters. - Must spend 50% of work hours on X - 30k a week for 20 hours a week DMs open
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i’m proud to announce that our team shipped this feature
twitter synced all ios drafts to the cloud without my consent and now i can't delete them cuz the web app spams the api with hundreds of requests at once and gets rate limited lmfao
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Replying to @kartik_builds
This is the standard way of sending errors. Sending success: true is the same as sending a response with status code 200. If you assume all responses have status 200, your clients will all need to account for response.error instead of accounting for the standard way of how HTTP works. HTTP status codes. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/…
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only europeans got balls to charge this much, I love it
Record iPhone screen directly on your Mac with Screen Studio. Just connect your iPhone with a cable and start recording. Simple setup for professional results.
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no, fuck you. I miss @teamspeak
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Our auth is free, I have no idea what Colin’s talking about.
Auth.js deprecated. There's no such thing as free auth. "Maintainers moved roles, time was tight, and the surface area outgrew what we could responsibly support."
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today, I got fired from @cluely for calling the cops on our party. It's a sad day for everyone involved, happy day for the cops though. On to my next adventure, I will post news soon!
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> startup > is a website selling ad spaces the bar is so low, “indie hacking” remains a pump and dump business model
I can't launch my startup on @ProductHunt because someone has done it before me 🤨
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hey @nikitabier there's absolutely no way in hell I wasn't following my cofounder. there's 100% a bug in @X and it makes it unfollow people
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We raised $2m and moving in to our new @mail0dotcom HQ this week. 🏠
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someone explain what’s happening on the left
I love SF Halloween, like what do you mean I am Palmer Luckey
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fine I’ll do it myself
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what the hell is wrong with you @cursor_ai ? I start a new conversation and say "hi" and your lousy 100k context is 50% filled?
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another cracked engineer to join the roster
Happy to announce that I will be joining @zerodotemail as a full time engineer 🥳 Came across this app some months back, literally saw it grow up from day zero (🤪) Pumped up to give everyone the best email experience possible! Thanks to everyone involved, LFG 🫡
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brother's losing touch with reality
Replying to @vcr2424
I win consumer AI
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Replying to @MoebiusCorzer
HTTP 200 is literally success: true without you adding more code
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what the hell is “final”
Supabase makes implementing a search feature incredibly easy! Just call the `textSearch` filter and you now have a keyword search feature in your app 🔎
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🚨🚨🚨 Today, we're excited to post a picture of @priyankachopra next to our logo for exactly zero reasons.
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we’re moving to @tan_stack start, thanks @tannerlinsley
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Tim, where's my guy
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nextjs for junior devs, tanstack start for everyone else
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Just DMd one of the best engineers I know and asked him his hourly rate. He replied: "$500/hr" People are undercharging like crazy
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Why doesn’t the other guy have a name tag?
Guess who won? 🇨🇭 or 🇦🇷
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WHAT?? I just learned that I can install MCPs into @cursor_ai from @raycast what the hell? love you rayray
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back to @zeddotdev
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excited to announce that Nico will be joining our team as Lead Designer trust & reputation are the cornerstones of this day and age. super excited. @nicogarcia
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Replying to @lockinmarv
hired
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we're gonna start an auth company and call it auth0
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"mom how did we get so rich?" "your dad fixed email"
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he makes react fast, i make it slow
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right click -> inspector -> network congrats you now can make viral posts on X
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CEO of Microsoft AI If this doesn’t prove that no one knows anything about anything - nothing will.
LLM hallucinations will be largely eliminated by 2025. that’s a huge deal. the implications are far more profound than the threat of the models getting things a bit wrong today.
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don't announce anything. just do shit.
You can often predict a company's course if their announcements talk more about how much investment they got than their product If I'd raise $50M maybe I'd not even tweet it? Just use it to improve the product and get more users and talk about that Having $$$ in the bank tells me absolutely nothing about why I should use your product, it's not my money, it's your money, it benefits me as a customer exactly zero If you post some really cool new feature you build, that makes me want to sign up and become a customer though
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1. you can't be making millions of dollars AND pivot, smells weird. not that I'd know anything about that. 2. self proclaimed #1 3. every publicity stunt is temporary, "cheat on everything" was a good slogan to raise a round, then they had to grow up
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Raising money isn’t making money bro
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And those who sold vulnerable boilerplates 💀
There are two kinds of devs: Those who’ve cried over timezones, and liars.
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Got an unpaid intern today Bro’s working like it’s his startup 💀💀 Now I don’t know whether to feel guilty or productive..
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Excited to announce; I’m creating a trademark on Oxygen, it’s over. Crypto gave a platform to pathetic bullies, hate to see this drama against an incredible OSS project, go @uwukko
Replying to @uwukko @theo
you could also have contacted us prior to launch and none of this would be happening. always happy to discuss a good outcome, we aren’t trying to be bad guys. email is there in your inbox if you want to engage off X
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"why are you spamming the gmail API man just cache them"
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You simply can’t compete with this team, absolutely killers
Cloudflare investigated CPU performance benchmark results for Workers, uncovering and fixing issues, making Cloudflare Workers faster for all customers. blog.cloudflare.com/unpackin…
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We’re announcing 5 figure acquisitions now?
🎉 SOLD! Just closed my first 5-figure acquisition! Massive thanks to @SimonGingras_ - the trust we built from day one made this deal seamless. When I launched Open-Launch 3 months ago, while starting my internship, I never imagined this moment would come so fast. The end of a project, the beginning of new ideas. Goodbye Open-Launch! 💙 It's time to order a Macbook Pro and move on to the next step 💪
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We're building a fully serverless emailing service, that's open source and self-hostable. on @Cloudflare . Check out the first blog post explaining how this is possible, and why it's important.
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this is $0 on @Cloudflare, anon. what's holding you back?
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i lost a good friendship with someone this week we've been friends for a few months and even met up in sf for lunch to exchange ideas and grow zero what caused the friendship to end was his desire to go viral by making me look bad he felt the need to publicly attack me instead of texting me directly (he has my phone number + we've called for a few hours before hand) this was really upsetting tbh, i was gonna hire him for a founding role at zero
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what do you call this?
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Websockets should replace HTTP for the entire web See you next week on another episode
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what in the hell
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I’m in between @cursor_ai and @zeddotdev I use cursor because: it’s got a better search experience. It’s got cursor tab and it’s pretty damn good. I use zed because: cursor is bloated as fuck, so slow. Better Git diff view. I’m so confused on why: 1. Zed chose to challenge the norm with the search screen. 2. Cursor doesn’t work on enhancing performance. 3. Zed doesn’t have @AmpCode support yet (I use the cli)
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rewrite in rust when
`next build` is now 800-900ms faster for all applications. Released on next@canary today. Coming to stable soon!
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this is dangerous
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this is what peak engineering setup looks like
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If you’re building a new project from scratch you MUST use @convex I don’t make the rules
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PostgresError: sorry, too many clients already can't believe this is still a thing in 2025
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my wife would kill me if my mattress stops working due to an AWS outage
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BRO WHAT 😂 she stole my post
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Hot take; I’d rather write a couple more limes
accept payments in your @nextjs app. no headaches. no complicated integrations. no hidden fees. just 4 lines of code.
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that’s it, I’m dropping out of @UCLA to work on my startup. As a 12 year old startup founder, I will scale my company to a $1m ARR in a week. follow for the journey.
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Replying to @kartik_builds
wrong...
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in the next version of Bun, you'll be able to export a video directly, because @opencutapp couldn't
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say less
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mom, i made it
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Waste of money on chat.com lol
What do you call it?
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why isn't @Cloudflare open source?

ALT Side Eye Dog Suspicious Look GIF

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hey @raycast can you manage my passwords + generate random ones for me?
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Introducing a new pricing tier for Next.js 16! due to all of the caching you'll be doing you'll need to pay us more 1GB of Cache 2GB of Cache 100 GB of Cache 1TB of Cache Pay as you go
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found where @theo got his t3chat theme
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this is not okay, found in a component in @base_ui
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don’t ship anything. don’t learn how to code. don’t read books.
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🔴🔴 found an exploit, where can i report this @nikitabier ??
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