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I don't think people have really thought through what ending birthright citizenship would actually mean. Right now, if you're born here, you're a U.S. citizen. It's simple. Without that rule, every birth suddenly becomes a legal question. Hospitals and the government would have to verify the immigration status of parents before deciding whether a newborn is a citizen. That's a massive new bureaucracy. Experts estimate around 260,000 babies every year could be born in the U.S. without citizenship under these proposals. That means more paperwork, more court fights, more families caught in limbo, and a permanent class of kids born here but not recognized as Americans. Whatever your views on immigration, this isn't a small policy tweak. It's a fundamental change to how citizenship has worked in the United States for more than 150 years.
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Imagine if this many people cared about school shootings
Crowds have begun gathering for Charlie Kirk’s memorial.
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She gives her employees free college tuition. She donated to make the COVID vaccine possible. She roasted Taco Bell until they brought back the Mexican pizza. She's a goddamn national treasure. Get well soon, Dolly.
Dolly Parton was set to receive the Academy’s Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award (Oscars) on November 16th but has backed out due to health concerns. Per the Hollywood Reporter
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If you voted for this, remove all the Jesus shit from your bio immediately.
Anonymous
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Today, go vote for their dad. 💙💙
Amy Klobuchar
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We could've had normal
Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.
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Which branch of government do the Democrats control?
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When it’s 3am and that one hot dog has been rolling at the gas station all day…
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As a girl dad, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve dropped feminine hygiene products off at school because they were needed unexpectedly and not provided. Calling him Tampon Tim should be a badge of honor.
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He was convicted of creating a phony charity for the disabled and using the funds for his own personal slush fund. That’s what they’re celebrating.
Fox host: Congratulations on getting out. George Santos: “Thank you to President Trump for clemency and for having such an amazing will for second chances. I feel like it's justice served." nitter.app/Ronxyz00/status/197989…
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Started a new side hustle
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Community notes strikes again 😂
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This is what FoxNews did to our country. We have grown ass men running around terrified to go to the grocery store without 3 guns.
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So Trump fired the legit jobs numbers person, hired his own hack, and the numbers are still shit? Do I have that right?
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Governor Abbott went to court because he wanted to install buoys that snared immigrants and pulled them underwater. They called them “snag and drown buoys.” I don’t give a shit what Jasmine Crockett said about him.
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Dude looks like he got stung by a shitload of bees right in the eye sockets
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Trump: "I told Pete we should use some of the dangerous US cities as training grounds for our military." HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. THIS. IS. NOT. NORMAL.
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This is some Saddam Hussein bullshit
Trump waves around renderings of his new ballroom, which appears to be entirely gold
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Fafo
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So small business owners, if you want to keep the bigots and jerks out here’s a great idea.
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Saying "be quiet darling" to a female reporter should get you fucking punched in the mouth. President or not.
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The fact that I’m catching shit for taking feminine hygiene products to my daughter at school says everything you need to know about the MAGA right. It truly is a war on women.
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Hegseth said no more beards and no more fat asses. Sorry guys.
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Civility is what MAGA took from us
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I was a young boy once. I never joked about rape or Hitler.
Vance downplays group chat messages: ‘Kids do stupid things, especially young boys.’ ow.ly/XlgX106omEr
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When I was a kid growing up in the 80s and 90s my uncle Charlie was gay. My mom told us he had always been that way. She said when they were little her other brothers would be outside playing and Charlie would hang out with the sisters and play Barbies. I thought he talked funny. He usually grew his nails out. But my mom told me that's just who he was. We loved Charlie. We loved his crazy, loud friends. Sometimes we'd go to Pizza Hut in our small town where he worked and visit him. He was a great storyteller. When I was around 12 or 13 Charlie got sick. I remember my mom cleaned his mobile home with bleach and Lysol because he couldn't get healthy. Eventually he passed from tuberculosis and complications from AIDS. My mom said at the end there wasn't much left of him. It was a terrible way to die. And because of the time and place he died mostly alone. People were afraid to visit him. I remember relatives asking if they should disinfect the toilet after he used it. I think about my uncle Charlie all the time. I'm glad my mom introduced us to him. I'm glad he was part of our normal lives. I'm glad my sister and I grew up knowing he was a real, loving, caring, decent person. I'm glad my mom didn't try to tell us something was wrong with him. I wish everyone had an uncle Charlie. Maybe the world wouldn't be so full of hate and bigotry. Because he was impossible to hate. When I see people shooting up Bud Light cans and screaming about storytime I wish they knew my uncle Charlie.
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Fred is all the way over it 😂👊🏼
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J6 domestic terrorist Chuck Hand lost his election today. Thank you GA voters. 👊🏼
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Good luck convincing voters than this is a scary socialist monster.
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Read this. Read it again. This is who they are. Absolutely soulless garbage humans.
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💙💙💙
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A few things in life we just know. Like if your attorney has this haircut, you are about to write a check for $148M.
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Replying to @Evil_cant_win
But you voted for a felon, right? So does the rule of law matter or not?
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Cute. Let’s check back in with them in 10 years when their mistress is pregnant and they can’t get an abortion.
End Wokeness
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When your daughter is bleeding out in the parking lot and Russia is rolling through Europe but those eggs are $2/dozen:
TONY™
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Eat shit cult. Not here. 👊🏼
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WW3 happening in the Middle East. Marines arresting US citizens in LA. Dem politicians shot dead. And this orange asshole wants a birthday party?
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This is Plant City, FL. Workers get up before the sun, ride school buses to the strawberry fields, pick all day in the heat, & ride buses back to their hotels/apts. They do backbreaking work all day long so you can buy strawberries for $3/lb at Walmart. But sure, tell me again about the illegal invasion that is killing america.
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Replying to @RonFilipkowski
The “all black people must know each other” thing is tired as hell
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We have a leprosy outbreak in central Florida and the experts are telling people not to eat armadillos. Just in case you were wondering how it's going down here...
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I'm trying to be nice because he's 17 and it's Christmas but... come on now. Alpha male? 99% chance my man has been held upside down over a toilet a time or ten.
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I didn’t even watch Jimmy Kimmel. I couldn’t tell you the last time I saw any of the late night shows. But Donald Trump deciding what can and cannot be on TV should anger every American.
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Guess which one wants to get tough on crime?
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Replying to @eliot_shields
Did you vote for the felon?
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Replying to @Acyn
This feels like something you do for Kim Jong Un to avoid having your family fed to pigs. I guess that's where we are now.
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A vote for Kamala is a vote for “homosexual lesbian spirits” in case you needed another reason to vote for her. 😂
Right Wing Watch
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Are we sure he isn't the anti-christ? I'm not even joking. If you believe in this stuff, he 100% fits the bill.
ERIKA KIRK: He did pray for his enemies, which is very hard, but he did TRUMP: *shit-eating grin, shrugs* ERIKA KIRK: I saw him do it
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Are we lowering the flag for those kids who got shot or just the guy who Trump liked?
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I don’t give two shits what people think was wrong with Joe Biden. That dude was crushing the job. Now we’re kissing Putin’s ass, crashing the economy, and hiring all the alcoholics from FoxNews.
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Here we go..
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I’m dead. The internet remains undefeated. 😂☠️
PaulleyTicks
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I actually have people tweeting at me that the dead mom and her kids had it coming because they were trying to enter the country illegally. God help you if this is your take. These are human beings and you have no soul.
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McCain wasn’t prefect but he was 1000000000x better than the best maga.
Eight years ago today, John McCain’s thumbs-down vote sank Trump’s attempt to repeal Obamacare.
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🎯
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What happened to LiamNissan is scary as hell but not uncommon. I’m just a small account and I talk crap all day. But the one time I criticized Elon, I started getting DMs about my kids. That’s why I took down all my personal photos. Anyway, this is Liam. 👇🏼
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This is the creepiest thing I’ve seen all week. The hell is wrong with yall?
Erica 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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The guy who cheats on his wife with pornstars, mocks the disabled, laughs at the veterans, and steals from charities is selling a Bible during Holy Week. This is exactly what caused Jesus to flip those tables.
Molly Ploofkins
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Replying to @historyinmemes
Are we sure he wasn't emotional from reading one of the Trump love letters?
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I’ll never understand why women don’t just walk around throat punching men all day.
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Remember the small bakery that Tesla stiffed out of 4,000 pies? Well, good people did what good people do. Hundreds showed up this weekend and orders/donations came in from all over the world. nbcbayarea.com/news/local/so…
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In case you’re wondering how it’s going in Florida where we have more guns than people..
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Guy tries to get just one MAGA to tell him how the border issue personally affects them. Hilarity ensues.
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This guy is pure evil but in a good way 😂
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This is Winston. He’s old and mostly blind. Doesn’t hunt. Has to be handed his treats. He sleeps about 23 hours a day. And Kristi Noem can stay the hell away from him.
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Replying to @ARmastrangelo
Is this not the same floor/elevator?
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Snowflakes ❄️
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Brian David Sweeney, 39, a passenger on Flight 175, left a voicemail for his wife Julie four minutes before the plane crashed into the World Trade Center's South Tower. "Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you," he said. "I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody and I just totally love you and I'll see you when you get there."
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Obama: wore a tan suit and ordered a burger with Dijon mustard Trump: staged a coup and bulldozed the White House Guess which one caught more shit?
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I know some of y’all disagree and that’s ok, but I’m 1000000% with this guy. Find another way to protest. My man has to get to his kid. Other people have to work and get to doctors appointments. This hurts your cause.
Yashar Ali 🐘
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He’s spent 13 years fuming that Obama cracked some jokes about him. It’s the singular reason he ran for President. But for the parents of a beautiful child gunned down at school? “Get over it.” The man is soulless. Absolutely soulless.
Headquarters
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Everyone in this photo died in a school shooting. Would be great if republicans talked about them 1/10th as much as Laken Riley.
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To be clear, you don't need to commit a more serious crime first. You can now be charged and convicted simply for owning guns and using drugs.
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Kamala Harris was an option. Y’all chose this bullshit.
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus? TRUMP: Suspending who? Q: Habeas corpus TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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Jesus Christ the appeal bond in NY is 120%?!? So dipshit has to have ~$100M in cash just to appeal this thing? 🤣
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Replying to @DineshDSouza
There’s not a thing wrong with Gus Walz, but there is plenty wrong with you.
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He's governor for 2 more years. She has a 50/50 shot of being the next President. He's putting his fragile little ego before the citizens of Florida.
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Review of the new MAGA Bible
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Replying to @its_The_Dr
Well, she isn’t trying to murder Nancy Pelosi or Mike Pence so already > than those J6 domestic terrorists.
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The question must be, “who do republicans quote but not actually follow?”
Jesus is the answer.
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Facts
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Tell me you aren’t getting laid without telling me you aren’t getting laid
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Tampa mayor just announced that the police took Lt. Dan to a shelter. For those not following, he's the Floridaman who was refusing to leave his boat. He's safe in a shelter now.
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Replying to @LifeLibPersuit
Including the convicted felon you all happily voted for
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