lucky ducky 🍀

dixieland, usa 🇺🇸
If you have a gas stove, I turn the flame on and just toast them directly on there
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Replying to @fall0nxx
With new illnesses come new information & medicine! Fascinating concept! Lmao
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Actually you get paid to do a PhD. Lol.
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the #bostonprotest was NOT violent until around 9 o’ clock when cops came flooding in. my boyfriend and I marched for SIX hours STRAIGHT today and it was peaceful. We only left when it started getting unsafe — which was after it was over!
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It’s coming, back to 90s-00s sickly thin
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Replying to @ihatethiskid
Doubtful
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Replying to @OfficialBrohoss
My $6k feels like a drop in the bucket now
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Replying to @Mid30sManhattan
You are mid thirties with a burner ?
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Replying to @bubbleboi
She doesn’t even sound like she believes herself
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Have u read the comments….
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Why this is so funny to me 😭
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I’m alive. (barely)
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Replying to @RoyalRager
LIFE IS GUUD BABY!
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Because ya know, it’s a job…where you gain experience
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People have lost their minds
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Yes they are.
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Replying to @citehchris
This is what going out with me is like
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Somewhere in the South
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Also a southerner who had a pet baby alligator named Ally! 🙌🏻 😂
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If I loved you I’d give you more food
if we were in love i would cook like this for u everyday
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Replying to @f0lake
This is EXACTLY what I’ve been saying
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it’s happening…
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Harvard no longer holds the same reputation it did 20 years ago. Seems like most know this except the kids applying.
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Replying to @fall0nxx
The ignorance 🙄 like these infectious disease experts and virologists aren’t breaking their damn backs to create something to help
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Replying to @MrWalters31
You obviously did not attend a private university.
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I’m going to Save The Economy
"Alcohol consumption has gone into possibly permanent decline," per Bloomberg.
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Polyamory is not normal. Don’t let a (cyber?)sex worker tell you otherwise
Internet People Expressing Preference For Monogamy While Somehow Not Backhandedly Insulting Polyamory Challenge: impossible
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womanhood should not be exclusively tied to motherhood but other points correct
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Women look so ridiculous when they wear sneakers with their “nice” dresses
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The Crunch
They don’t tell you that when you’re getting your wisdom teeth removed you can hear your teeth breaking
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someone please
dating someone equally ambitious in a different field is getting genuinely hyped about each other’s crazy dreams and being unapologetic tryhards together
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Manifesting @SoDownBassMusic playing Badboi Sound tonight 🤞🏼
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Replying to @kourtneyinhell
And he is correct (20ish days in)
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Attempting to learn a new language in 3 weeks
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halloween #slay
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Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
Young babies often do not differentiate themselves as a separate unit from the mother until they form a sense of their own identity. Perhaps relevant here, very interesting!
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No one can fool God
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Also I was at @hyattregency for 5 hours total and they really tried to charge me $600 for a “no show” when my flight was delayed and the nightly rate was only $200. Still scammed me out of $250 extra after explaining the situation to the manager. Do better.
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Replying to @jareddvennett
Just do it it works
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Replying to @TheChiefNerd
So glad he’s speaking out about this, literally reviewed the biomarker data from the original studies years ago that showed NO significant increase in cognition or memory, but did decrease Ab plaques. Have no idea how Aducanumab was approved/funded!
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NASHNASHNASH
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How on earth do we go from protesting peacefully for 6 hours without a single argument, fight, physical altercation to the national guard being sent in just moments after the sun went down? It wasn’t the people outside all day, I’ll tell you that. #bostonprotest
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Replying to @prettycritical
And AirPods/headphones lol
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Replying to @TortoiseCosta
I’m so confused but I used to blast obnoxious country around New England to *actually* let everyone know I was form the south
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Really need to switch over to my professional twitter account 😭 making it a point to engage more often on there than on here from now on 🫡
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three drinks in at a beautiful rooftop bar watching the sunset 🥹
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This practice since childhood I believe has gotten me where I am today.
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Replying to @phonybone
From Alabama, went to college in Boston…………….need I say more
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The outlook app is absolutely useless for long email threads. Like cmon now. Unusable!
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Replying to @Awesomegirl2213
Is this a funeral home
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continues to be relevant
Polyamory is not normal. Don’t let a (cyber?)sex worker tell you otherwise
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Maybe my DMs are broken too and that’s why they’re empty #test
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Roo cancelled again!
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I hope my 3 loyal followers understand how hard I have been containing a public crash out
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Replying to @parmita
You should be (:
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COMING SOON BTW
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Replying to @_gh0stn
Sir I drink over a gallon of water a day sober esp in that sun !!!!
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I’m like a centrifuge it’s all about that balance babyyyy
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My first hearing of this app….yelp for men?!? 😂
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And I got my first UG research position by cold emailing 😉
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one time I was so frustrated with my lazy bum ex that I went to the car wash to remind myself that hard working men still exist 😭
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WHY DOES EVERYTHING CLOSE AT 2AM
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God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
Look at the daily swimming routine of baby ducks on a farm
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international students put $60 worth of beers on my card, yall im in DEBT you cannot be doing that 😭😭😭
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No woman is agreeing with this. Ur part of the problem.
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I have personal beef with the self checkout
causing innumerable problems in the CVS by wanting to purchase the items they have there
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congratulations @Delta for being the worst airline imaginable. Is it now acceptable to make passengers sit for 10 hours (3am-1pm) with 9 (!) rebooking attempts and further delays? Kicker was the $12 meal voucher 🤩
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Can’t believe I missed Grok going full Kanye because I was ASLEEP
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why do yall like her 😭
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She’s ex-columbia.
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brunette Sabrina carpenter (I wish)
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thought tpot was a tech thing turns out I wasn’t entirely wrong
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Replying to @DoomzdayChi
Thank god
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