Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Just in: Democrats shocked to learn women buy milk and eggs more often than they get abortions.

A lot of homosexual men aren’t voting for Kamala either. We’re gay. Not retarded.

Hi Nancy, Is this you commending Obama after he launched 110 bombs on Libya without congressional authorization in 2011?

There was a car with a flat tire at the trailhead today. “That sucks” I thought and started on my run. Passed two Gen-Z chicks coming down the canyon about two miles in. The car with the flat was the only other car at the trailhead so it must be theirs. “That sucks” I thought and kept on about my run. I got back about an hour later and the two chicks are sitting in their car, doors open, all distraught. “Are you alright?” I asked. “Yeah… we’re fine… we’re just… it’s fine” the girl in the driver’s seat replies with wide eyes like I’m definitely a serial killer. It was clearly not fine. “You have a plan to get down?” “Yeah, we’ll call someone.” There’s no cell service for 10 miles in any direction. “Do you have a spare?” I asked. “Uhm, I’m not sure. It’s fine” she replies. It’s a 2016/17-ish Honda HR-V. The spare tire is under the cargo floor. “You do. I can put it on for you if you want.” The two chicks stare at each other. “Uhm… no, that’s ok” the driver says to the passenger in the tone of a question. “You sure? It will take me ten minutes” I said insistently but trying not be a creep. The two chicks stare at each other some more. (They clearly would have chosen the bear.) “Or I can call the ranger when I get down to Pasadena.” The two chicks stare at each other some more. They whisper in girl code. They look me up and down. They stare back at each other. The passenger finally speaks: “uhm, so… would you mind helping us change the tire?” “Yeah, it’s no problem.” I have them open the cargo. They dug out enough hiking supplies to hike the PCT. “You have enough gear to survive out here for a week” I joked. The two chicks stared at each other. They looked at me. They looked back at each other. In girl code they agreed it’s safe to chuckle. “Hehe, yeah” one of them says. By the time I got the car lifted, they had let their guard down a little and thanked me “seriously so so so so much.” They told me they had no idea how to change a tire. They’ve never had to change a tire before but one of them did have a dead battery once in college and had to have her dad drive over an hour to come give her a jump. Ten minutes later, the tire was changed and they seemed genuinely surprised I didn’t kill them. They thanked me again “seriously so so so so much” and assured me that I “have no idea, omg” and then they were on their way. It made realize how much it sucks to be a woman where every man is a threat until proven otherwise. I don’t blame them for being cautious, but I do blame them for venturing into the mountains with $1000 worth of REI products, but no clue how to change a tire. Teach your daughters how to change a tire ffs!

Watching Jaguar commit brand suicide is like watching a slow train derailment. I can’t look away. I do product planning in the automotive industry. It’s my job to know drivers (not “users”) and define product strategies based on their wants and needs. I know for a fact whatever the hell this is, it does not reflect the people who buy Jaguars. How does a company get hijacked by marketers who are so disconnected from their customers? How did an entire company sit back and watch a rogue team of woke agency kids drive their iconic brand off a cliff? Why did no one stop them?

As a gay man, my life was objectively better when Trump was president. We don’t need special treatment. We just want a job, lower taxes, and to be able to put food on the table like everyone else.

Lia Thomas came in 500th when competing against other men, for those of you keep score at home.

I don’t mean to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but we’re all thinking the same thing, right?

I’m a 33 year old gay man who grew up in a one stoplight town in the conservative Midwest and I can honestly say that I’ve never experienced homophobia in my life from anyone other than the TQ+ community…

Real ID is literally just a regular ID with a little star on it to demonstrate you showed the DMV clerk a document with your name and address on it. It’s gonna be ok people.

What a time to be alive when I, a gay man, have to defend the rights of straight people who just want to send their kids to school without the fear of them being indoctrinated with radical TQIA+ religious ideologies.

Call me old-fashioned but I don’t think it’s homophobic to be grossed out by a fat guy in a corset and nipple pasties getting pissed on from all directions at a house party.

What is the best way to tell your liberal friends the legacy media is lying to them without sounding like a paranoid conspiracy theorist?

He doesn’t have a physical advantage. He’s not beating anyone up. He’s not cheating anyone out of a scholarship. He’s not pretending to be a woman. He’s not even dressed like a woman. He’s just dancing. Let the man dance.

I never experienced gender dysphoria even as an effeminate little boy who loved the color pink and worshipped Cher because the adults in my life told me it’s ok for boys to like pink and worship Cher. That was all the gender affirming care I needed. Stop transing gay kids.

I was planning to vote third party but I think I’ll vote for Donald Trump now just to spite the democrats.

What kind of privilege is it when you get to walk free after being arrested 42 times?

It’s probably not socially acceptable to say this, but I think it’s weird af that two men would want to raise a child together. I respect the primal drive to be a father, but to intentionally raise a kid without a mother seems incredibly selfish and egotistical.

Gas is $8.35 a gallon in downtown Los Angeles today.

It crossed my mind but I thought that might be something a serial killer would say.

He’s literally just making the point that it’s hypocritical for Ms. Rachel, a YouTuber for kids, to quote Leviticus to justify her pride month celebration when Leviticus also says men who “lay with men” should be stoned. You people are dangerously stupid.

I guess they/them didn’t like the ratio. My bad, naomi.

Bro really thought he did something here

That too, but everyone should still know how to change a tire.

I’m so sick of left wing extremists using the gay community as leverage in their weird propaganda campaign against reality. We are not oppressed. We are not under attack. YOU’RE the one selling us out.

A squirrel just flipped NY red

A gang of radical queer extremists systematically profiled, targeted, and attacked a group of racial minorities for exercising their right to assemble and this is how the left is trying to spin the narrative. They’re labeling Armenians—the people who’s literal Ottoman genocide is barely recognized in the West—white supremacists. Un-fucking-believable. If the attackers weren’t “queer” they’d already be charged with hate crimes. Queer privilege is real.

I’m talking about $2 eggs

Another normal gay guy reporting for duty 🫡

Nex Benedict describing the incident in her own words: The girls didn’t have a history of bullying her as has been claimed in several articles. They had never even seen each other before the incident. She assaulted them first because she thought they were laughing at her. Nex didn’t die due to any injuries from the fight. This was not an anti-LGB/TQ hate crime. She bullied younger girls and they fought back. It’s disgusting how the Left and TRA’s instantly cried “hate crime” and used a 16-year-old girl’s death to push the gender agenda. They know science won’t help advance their political goals, so they’re willing to use anything including warm bodies to create their rhetoric. The Left already has a monopoly on the narrative. Now when her actual cause of death is eventually made public, there will be no opportunity to have a meaningful discussion on the cause and it’s likely correlation with mental health among teens grappling with gender.

As a gay man, I can’t understand why a parent would take their child to a drag queen story hour. Why does this even exist? It’s creepy af and has major groomer vibes. Drag is not for kids. The end.

Surveillance footage from Owasso High School moments after Nex Benedict was allegedly beaten to death in an anti-LGB/TQ+ hate crime shows her walking on her own from the nurse’s office to the principal’s office and then leaving the school with a guardian. I’m not a doctor or a clinician and will wait for the toxicology report to be made public instead of speculating on a cause of death, but in my laymen’s opinion this doesn’t look like someone who was just beaten unconscious.

I’m largely pro-choice but I question if I’m on the right side of the argument when I see providers get excited to perform abortions. This is a very, very creepy post.

This cancelation campaign is getting really old really fast. People don’t need to be fired for every stupid thing they say on the internet.

It wasn’t the LGBTQ+ community that held you captive. It was the TQ+ community. Most of the LGB community is on your side.

Limit 2 per customer for 9 dollar eggs. Things are fine. Things are totally fine.

It’s no longer against the Twitter rules to recognize someone as the correct sex. Happy misgendering 🤗

Shoutout to white people who don’t feel guilty for being white people.

Are trans people accountable for any of their own actions or is everything always someone else’s fault?

Sorry but if you show up at a stranger’s work to film and shame them for posting something you don’t like on social media, there’s a 99.99% chance you’re the asshole. I don’t condone or agree with what she posted, but she *was* a cashier at Home Depot ffs. Leave her alone.

I’m going back to calling trans people transvestites. Male, female, doesn’t matter. You can’t change your sex. You can’t change your gender. Transgenderism isn’t real. You’re a transvestite.

If you choose to become a trans person, you do so under the condition that you will have an extremely limited dating pool and you don’t get to expand that dating pool by accusing people of being transphobic for not wanting to date you. Living with the consequences of your choices is part of the human experience.

Nah, I have 5 sisters and 15 nieces. I’d rather they trust no one and know how to kill if needed.

Ok money bags, settle down.

Good point 🤔

The far left’s obsession with fatness is what then?

As a gay man, I loved Trump’s policies. He lowered my income taxes, doubled the value of my investments, and eased regulations for the industry I work in. I hope he wins so he can keep targeting me with his policies.

I should add that I was insistent on helping because it seemed like maybe they didn’t want to be a burden by asking for help. I had just finished an 8 mile run up and down a mountain in 80 degree weather and looked like I was dying so I wanted to assure them it wasn’t a big deal to swap a tire out. As stated, we already passed each other on the trail an hour or so earlier and they said something along the lines of “good job, almost there” (which wasn’t true) as hikers do. Yes, they were a little leery of accepting help from the sweaty old dude, but they were perfectly nice and were super grateful in the end. We obviously chatted a bit more than what I included in a tweet while I changed the tire. They offered me water and apologized up and down (unnecessarily) for needing a hand. I tweeted this because I thought the interaction was humorous but also because I think it’s important to have a plan for worst case scenario when you venture into the mountains. They had more than the ten essentials for a hike, but seemingly hadn’t considered the case of car trouble without a cell signal. I wasn’t expecting a long-winded tweet like this to blow up and I really didn’t intend for the moral of the story to be anything other than have a plan and know how to swap a tire out. I didn’t feel judged. I wasn’t angry they were hesitant to accept help from a man. I wasn’t trying to be a hero to damsels in distress. It’s just a funny story. It’s not that deep.

I love her

Read the replies. This is what happens when you parade fetishes in the street, push queer theory in classrooms, and invade women’s spaces. Gays and lesbians fought for decades to achieve civil rights so we could be left alone to live our lives like anyone else. But that wasn’t good enough for the radical TQ+. They latched themselves onto LGB and now they’re undoing decades of hard won tolerance. They’re dragging us all backwards.

You’re featuring a straight pregnant woman on the cover of your gay pride edition?

It’s still giving this vibe…

Totally cool when a vagrant builds a house out of pallets and tarps next to the freeway but God forbid a tax payer build a treehouse on his own property.

I was this kind of liberal but now I’m a right wing conspiracy theorist.

Yeah, that never happens…

I agree that pushing kids into the Rio Grande sounds really awful (even if they were already wading in said river), but what have democrats done to help the situation? They wouldn’t even be at the border in the first place if democrats didn’t push an open-door border policy.

I was at the train station in Stuttgart waiting to board a train to Paris when news of the Bataclan attack broke. Needless to say, I didn’t make it to Paris that night. Instead, I went to a pub and followed the story unfold on Twitter. There were some tweets about the atrocities that happened in the theater but I couldn’t find any mention of those details in news articles the next day. It was the first time I realized the media is mostly propaganda.

If you’re so proud to be Ukrainian, why do you live in Canada? Why not go home and fight for Ukraine?

If you can’t see that Jeffrey Marsh is a predator and an immediate danger to any kid in his presence, you are very poor judge of character. I wouldn’t let this man so much as breathe within a hundred yards of my nieces and nephews much less get close enough to say hello.

Out for a run on the bike path in Venice Beach today. Saw a homeless guy walk up to a preppy young dude and punch him square in the face for no apparent reason. Me being nosy and confrontational stopped and asked the soy-burdened preppy dude if he was ok and yelled “what the fuck” at the homeless dude. The preppy dude was too shocked to speak but gestured nervously at the homeless dude who then started coming towards me yelling “what are you gonna do about it?” To which I calmly explained that I would lay him in his fucking grave if came any closer. He stopped and started blabbering something like “he was looking at my shoes! He’s gonna take them!” Aha. Another street schizo, I see. I look down at his shoes. They were newer, clean, and nice for a homeless guy but unremarkable. “Buddy, those are nice shoes but I doubt this guy wants to take them.” The preppy dude nervously shakes his head no. “Yeah, see? No one wants your shoes” I went on. “Oh, well if he’s innocent, I apologize” the homeless guy said. Preppy bro looks at me and says he’s ok and thanks me for stopping. We talked for a few seconds about how crazy it is out here and we both went on our way. This all happened about 500 feet from a police kiosk. I stopped by after this went down but it was closed because this is Los Angeles and why should the police kiosk be staffed in one of busiest tourists spots in the city? My bad for having expectations. Moral of the story; if a homeless is walking up to you aggressively, don’t just sit there like a deer in headlights because he’s probably going to punch you. Also, this happened in front of dozens of people who all saw it and they all went on about their day like nothing was happening so the second moral is don’t trust anyone to help you if you get into a sticky situation with a violent homeless person. Another day in paradise!

"Do reverse osmosis!" "Distill your own water!" Ok, I'm not a scientist people...

Muted words is such an underrated feature

Trump is going to win. This is in Los Angeles.

I think you might be confused

Like honestly maybe they should have been…

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if someone claiming to be a medical expert says you should cut your dick off to save yourself from suicide, you might want to get a second opinion.

The gays get mad at me for saying this, but I remain very suspicious of two men who decide to adopt kids together and this situation perfectly exemplifies why. Sadly, the best case scenario for these kids is that they’re nothing more than props and their vacant expressions are the manifestation of that reality. We all know what worst case scenario is but it’s too gruesome to say explicitly.

I kinda thought Elon might have some advice but he just scrolled on by. Hopefully he has a plan for clean drinking water on mars.

Let this sink in: no one wants you to be our mayor.

Bill Clinton accepting the Democratic Party presidential nomination at a Nazi rally at Madison Square Garden in 1992.

As a gay man, I find this patronizing and meaningless. I’d much rather be on a plane with the most qualified crew based on their skills and experience and not based on who they have sex with. This is why I fly @Delta. They treat me like any other customer.

Why must gay people always be represented by the most degenerate and socially awkward queers? Are there no sane and normal gays who have real jobs, pay taxes, and dress like human beings that can represent us?

Hey Mark, 13 years in the automotive industry here. You probably don’t know this because owning basketball team doesn’t require you to manufacture any physical products but Trump is describing knock down manufacturing which is a process invented by automotive OEMs to avoid paying import taxes by shipping kits of pre-manufactured parts and modules for fast and easy final assembly in a vehicle’s destination country. Hope this helps.

Ok, byeeeee.

I’m not LGBTQ. I’m gay. Referring to gay people as a string of letters is weird and dehumanizing regardless of the radical queer language and narratives @glaad forces the media to peddle. It’s ok to say gay. 👍🏻

Fire the guy who said Dodge. He can’t be trusted with cars.

This person teaches at @Harvard and believes men with penises can get pregnant. It costs $78k a year to attend Harvard and this is the quality of education you get. I’d rather hire a University of Phoenix graduate than an Ivy leaguer these days.

Her name was Bear and her 13 years on this Earth are worth more than your miserable existence will ever amount to.

No one wants you dead. We just don’t want to be forced to pretend you’re a woman.

The lead singer of one of my favorite bands transed himself and now he looks like this but still sounds the same. Totally killed the vibe.

Change your own tire then

Idk who needs to hear this, but the only people who get to reclaim the word “queer” are gay men and we haven’t because we hate it. It’s a slur, not an identity for people with blue hair.

Gay rights was a fight for tolerance and equal opportunity. Trans rights is a fight for free drugs, cosmetic surgery, modified language, the rejection of material reality, and the affirmation of lies, insecurities, and vanity. We’re not the same. LGB ✂️ TQ+

Oh did it?

If you're a grown man with a bizarre anonymous twitter account making fun of a kid on the internet, you have failed as a human.

I have 5 sisters with ranging political views from uber-religious conservatives to woke liberals. There is no scenario in any conceivable universe where I would publicly shit-talk them. What a sad little man Curtis is.

Sure dude…

I’m becoming a regular on Defiant L’s.

Trust me… the LGBs want nothing to with gender ideologies being taught to kids. That’s grooming.

BREAKING: @ACLU is suing Texas for not forcing gay kids to undergo sex-changes they can’t reasonably consent to. So noble.

Who decided this was a good talking point? People in rural areas are not watching PBS. Growing up in Northern Michigan, we had to go out in the yard and turn the antenna to get one of three channels to come in and PBS was not one of them. Country people are not going to die in a tornado without PBS and they’re definitely not going to miss Elmo and Big Bird.

“iTs IlLeGaL tO hAvE a SqUirReL aS a PeT iN nEw YoRk!”

When I see things like this, I think GenZ has major potential to surprise us all one day.

Yes and it’s embarrassing. They’re clearly not ready to admit they’re wrong. Some Hollywood reject kid at the ad agency is running that account.

@CDCgov investigates 17-36 foodborne illnesses each week. How many of them get a tweet and a press release?

Ok, but actually…

President Trump will sign an executive order Wednesday designed to prevent males from competing in women’s or girls’ sporting events. Fixed your tweet for you.

Propaganda works wonders

The alphabet mafia pepper sprayed a group of racial minorities because they were assembled to protest the actions of their own school board.