tell them i am sorry for the bara inside my bedroom drawer
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is peaky blinders just six seasons of cillian murphy trying to blow his brains out
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“with tears in my eyes, I begged you to stay. you said hey man, hawk tuah, and spit on that thang”
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okay having finished the album I gotta say, as someone who defends negative music reviews pretty staunchly: this review is very weirdly reductionist regarding what Halsey’s doing on here to the point where it almost feels bad faith.
With a muddled concept at its core, Halsey’s new album languishes in dull pop-rock corridors behind emotionally potent but unremarkable songwriting pitchfork.com/reviews/albums…
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Shaun King out here trying to The Equalizer the people who beat up Brother Nature just so he can make people forget how he stole fundraising money 😭😭😭
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adding my galaxy brain here by saying it fucking sucks that Black people are not allowed to have cultural terminology or even just widespread jokes without them becoming so completely butchered and misconstrued by non-Black people appropriating them
Not to galaxy brain but the fact that the most popular iteration of this meme afaik stems from a tiktok video of a black woman doing a funny tongue in cheek intra-cultural bit and it’s getting hijacked by opportunists and critics alike just like the term “woke” was is…funny
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anybody who tweets like flophive should have all of their social media posts printed out and handed to their friends and family. if they can’t develop empathy then maybe feeling bottomless shame would get them to treat people like fucking human beings
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anything annoying about this tweet is immediately cancelled out by the non-stop self-flagellating by music critics I’ve been seeing on my feed for the past twelve hours
thank you @pitchfork for your kind words.
I think it’s so beautiful that everyone interprets things differently 🤍⭐️
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the paragraph dedicated to G-Eazy feels particularly out of place: they dated nearly a decade ago! it feels borderline misogynistic to devote a whole paragraph to their relationship when this album has jackshit to do with him
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if BoJo dies from the Rona, this interview will be the greatest piece of hubris in Britain’s political history, which is really saying something
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the fact that I found out betty wright died because white people were concerned about betty white trending...
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poop music 10 hours
i’m sorry but that review is genuinely so ass (and kind of misogynistic by drudging up G-Eazy of all people) to the point where I can’t be mad at an artist giving the writer shit for it
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why does Jesse Eisenberg look like Andy Samberg and Michael Cera but Andy Samberg and Michael Cera don’t look alike
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whining about artists being babies by being even bigger babies about a tongue-in-cheek tweet is a pretty glaring lapse in collective judgement. if you want music criticism to be taken seriously, you cannot be seething mad over every time an artist gets mildly pissy at a critique.
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if it weren’t so perplexing and corny it’d actually be hilarious that J. Cole dropped a bar that manages to be more weird about trans people than Auntie Diaries
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Josh Kloss, Katy Perry's love interest in the music video for Teenage Dream, talks about how Katy Perry demeaned and sexually assaulted him:
"she pulled my Adidas sweats and underwear out as far as she could to show a couple of her guy friends and the crowd around us, my penis,"
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in case blocking goes, among other reasons for why I block people, here’s one I hope is compelling:
I block people I know in real life who are homophobic so that I won’t be harassed on here or in real life by simply being myself.
A mute function does not fix that.
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bridgit mendler fans when she somehow solves world hunger without dropping a single song since 2017
Terro 🇵🇸🗿🐊👽🍷
Exclusive: @bridgitmendler is adding space CEO to her list of actress, singer, and songwriter.
Introducing Northwood Space, which aims to mass produce ground stations and is backed by @a16z, @FoundersFund and more: cnbc.com/2024/02/19/disney-s…
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two years ago...it was a cultural reset.....
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KEEP STRIKING!!!
A reboot of ‘The Office’ will reportedly be announced once the strikes are lifted.
🔗: buff.ly/3PrpKUR
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honestly i’m banking on the unclear nature of the wording to also apply to user-to-user blocking
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I don’t even know what the solution here is because cultural exchange is a key part of life in the 21st century but there’s gotta be something better than how “woke” went from “cognizant of societal systems used to keep Black people down” shorthand usage to “racist dogwhistle”
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I know “madagascar 2 is a movie about diaspora relations” is a correct analysis of that movie but I’m still going to kill myself because of this tweet
madagascar movies are such an interesting narrative journey. ok indigenous animals who were kidnapped from their homeland for their colonizers entertainment who think returning back is what they need to be fulfilled but then it turns out they’re strangers there too…
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literally just like adele, apologizing to a black artist for winning album of the year
Update: In her acceptance speech, Billie Eilish says Ariana Grande should have won Album of the Year for thank u, next p4k.in/A32uKwl
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this is just straight up Nazi rhetoric and everyone who agrees with this tweet should wield an unbearable amount of shame for the rest of their fucked up lives
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the album is not bad enough nor good enough to generate this level of discourse. full stop.
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stans when you tell them you don’t want to listen to music that’s indistinguishable from a hypothetical musical episode of Paw Patrol
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grimes: fuck😜me🔆🌦️harder😭🦇daddy👩❤️💋👨😽
elon musk: Wow, simply epic Derpina! You, sir, have won the internet today.
grimes: rawr🐲XD😝
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i’ve never seen a meme get the quentin tarantino director’s cut treatment until right now
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this is the funniest sentence I’ve read from Pitchfork in a while
Sometimes it’s just nice to hear a deranged concoction of expensive nonsense
Our track review of Camila Cabello and Playboi Carti's “I LUV IT” ↓
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jpegmafia thinks he’s tyler the creator. tyler the creator thinks he’s freddie gibbs. freddie gibbs thinks he’s the mob boss from zootopia
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fumbling hunter schafer should be punishable by life in prison
hunter schafer talks about dominic fike cheating on her and how she don't want the public into her business for privacy.
"i got cheated on for the first time [...] and that fundamentally changed me as a person [...]I'm not interested in letting the public in what happened"
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i need y’all to understand that the amount of young men who came in wearing suits to watch Minions today — during my five hour shift — was at least 30
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I used one of his reviews as an example of bad video reviews for my Arts Criticism class and my professor spent a decent chunk of time roasting it
I had an A- in that class
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"RIP John McCain but I'm different"
HAPPENING NOW: @BernieSanders leaves Desert Springs Hospital, Las Vegas, NV after being hospitalized for heart procedure @MSNBC
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reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
george bush senior is dead
nitter.app/LlKEAFlREMP3/status/10…
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