I got this giraffe painting from a yard sale and my gf asked me to "freshen it up a bit"
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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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offset: I put a ring on her finger
quavo: FINGER
offset: i hired a priest and a singer
quavo: VOWS
offset: wut kinda cake I got
quavo: POUND
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haha, a black high school should have a “white” day where you *checks notes* shoot everyone because you’re sad
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moaning during sex is primitive both people should just say “bruh” at a gradually increasing volume
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a sweet old southern man got on my flight and said “excuse me y’all if I’m being a little slow it’s my first time flying👴🏻” and nobody said anything to him! 😞😞😞 so I leaned over the aisle and said “hey bro nobody gives a fuck”
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don’t believe women when they say size doesn’t matter cuz an inch coulda made all the difference today
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folks are really ok with letting capitalism destroy everything cuz they think there’s still a chance they’ll become doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome
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refer to my pinned tweet
A deadly double life: While appearing as a family man, Chris Watts wrote love letters to another woman before murdering wife and daughters. abcn.ws/2EiG1cj
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Elon Musk is going to launch a satellite that displays ads in space, reports @BusinessInsider.
He is one of several billionaires investing vast sums on the space race. SpaceX will launch the satellite with a display screen in 2022. Ad space will be bought using cryptocurrency.
Community note
This satellite will not be visible to the naked eye. It has a tiny LCD and a camera. Advertisers are essentially paying for the background.
Also; the satellite is not developed or owned by Elon Musk, his company, SpaceX is simply it’s paid ride to space.
t.co/Zux6R7ir2P
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quarantine really tricks you into thinking you miss places then you go to a place and they’re playing pitbull
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this nigga shut down chuck e cheese
Drake reportedly shuts down restaurant for dinner with 18-year-old model Bella Harris: trib.al/5svY39b
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I'm on that holiday shit
givin niggas gifts
hangin mistletoe I'ma kiss a nigga bitch
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nigga slap me in front of zoe kravitz they gonna have to put me down like old yeller
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oh
Kanye's Troubles Deepen: Ex-TMZ Staffer Says Star Praised Hitler, Podcast Kills Interview forbes.com/sites/marisadella…
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Y’all I just airdropped a pic of trumps dad to this lil kid on my flight he said “MOM, MOOOOOMMMMM” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"ok class take your seats, today we'll be discussing how I keep that motherfucking T H A N G on me"
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you a mega hoe if you can taste a hint of ballsack in some mexican food
Tennessee man accused of dipping testicles in customer's salsa before online delivery bit.ly/2NxTJtE
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this nigga @Thundercat got us kicked out the bowling alley
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girlfriend: you never tell me what's going on inside your head
meanwhile, inside my head:
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if you watch the elvis movie backwards it’s about a white dude waking up next to a toilet and giving black people their music back
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this nigga talkin about head
Happy Birthday @BarackObama! Hope you get some balloons. I love a good balloon. #HBD44
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all that twerkin shit cool but if a stripper did the dougie butt nekked I would throw everything I own
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“how will we settle issues in the community without calling the cops?” stop acting like y’all never heard of krumping bro
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bout to pull up to the club dead
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Moses: y’all it’s right around the corner let’s dip
Egypt
📍
📏 (40 year walk)
📏
📏
📍the promised land
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she’s right I used to use tinder all the time and not once did I get matched with a war criminal
Michelle Obama Gives Dating Advice: 'You Can't Tinder Your Way into a Long-Term Relationship' people.com/politics/michelle…
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Parents, please avoid these situations by teaching your kids about Dragon Ball Z
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Nigga what
Drake’s father on Pusha-T: “I don’t know anything about anybody named Pusha-T. If I did, I would push their T” goo.gl/gYbojM
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JUST IN: Michael Jordan and the Jordan Brand announces $100,000,000 donation over the next decade to causes that will ensure racial equality, social justice and greater access to education (via @esteep)
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who was the first nigga to throw a tomato at the stage during a bad show why was he strapped up with a salad
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y’all mad we handed over one arms dealer like that’s not a average side hustle in america
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that earthquake really scared me cuz kenny was playin the dreamville project in the studio and I thought I was finna die during a j cole verse
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I'm broke til I get paid and can't afford alcohol so I'm in the crib standing up too fast on purpose shit got me faded
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need y’all to cast me in his biopic this is a fumble of historical proportion
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white people tweet how they woulda slapped the shit outta christopher columbus then put the phone down and pass the green beans to they racist daddy
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the car sex better be squirtin and fartin I wanna hear every guk and gag
For those of you who have been patiently waiting, be prepared to wait a whole lot longer. GTA 6 will reportedly launch in 2025. trib.al/d1pX69U
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pinkpantheress the goat she make certified hood classics then hit the stage dressed like a teachers aid
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Carti smacked a nigga while dressed like a hot topic regional manager he the goat forever
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