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niche clips from it’s always sunny that are funnier than “the implication”: a 🧵 in no particular order
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hey so i don’t want to alarm anyone but i just discovered this guy who plays in the nba and looks disturbingly like charlie day if he was long
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all of them thanking the monkey is such a dumb joke but it takes me out every time 😭😭😭
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- maddie gave birth after like 6 months
- athena homeless
- buck homeless
- eddie still owns a house in el paso
- chris and eddie haven’t had the kim talk yet
- bobby still dead
- chim captain even though he now has a newborn???
- mara adopted out of absolutely nowhere
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even ignoring the lack of buddie which is like,,,, whatever i guess. ZERO build up to athena moving out of the bathena house, ZERO build up to buck moving somewhereeee???, ZERO buildup to maddie having the baby. like what
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obsessed with how this guy’s character in 911 is Background LAPD Detective Guy and his character in the rookie is Background LAPD Detective Guy (with Mustache)
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do the white x latino gay male community owe tim minear money bc wtf is happening at this point???
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in mcu terms this is like if after iron man died every member of the cast was outed as being a terrible person and then they decided to make another avengers
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“eddie diaz is a misogynist” did you miss his 5b arc where he was best friends with every single woman working at dispatch and the only coworker he didn’t like was the only other man working there
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i keep seeing those tiktoks of people adding their stepparent’s last names to their names at their graduations and thought about may having her name listed as “may grant-nash” at her graduation but bobby not being there to hear it
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people have been joking that athena and buck are gonna become roommates and the jokes are funny but also on a real note buckathena roommate era would be kind of chic… they’d be like these two
- maddie gave birth after like 6 months
- athena homeless
- buck homeless
- eddie still owns a house in el paso
- chris and eddie haven’t had the kim talk yet
- bobby still dead
- chim captain even though he now has a newborn???
- mara adopted out of absolutely nowhere
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never kill yourself. today we got a 6 minute long sequence entirely focused on eddie. anything can happen!!!
Cherry ☆︎ 911 ☆︎ BI BUCK
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they’d better have an in-universe explanation as to where the fuck ravi was in 8a and it had better be funny as fuck
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was having a good day and then i remembered bobby got to watch hen and chim marry the loves of their lives but he’ll never see buck and eddie do the same
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“only four days until “only four days until
we know if bobby’s we know if bobby’s
alive or not!” alive or not.”
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people love talking about kind of niche yaoi like chobby and ravibuck but the real question is how do people feel about maddiethena yuri
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this was eddie’s face after his baby boy told him he loves him for the first time in months. if you care
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holy shit this tumblr post????
(the full thing is at tumblr.com/confessionseddie/…)
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i think Yesterday’s events have overshadowed the imminence of buddie canon that is upon us, so i’m calling back to our roots!!!
if you were here before buddie canon, claim a buddie gif. here’s mine 🥳
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i’ve been in a bit of a doom spiral for the last couple days so i just want it to be out there now that if there’s no buddie hint tomorrow these people are to blame:
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i see the obligatory bi-annual top/bottom discourse has already started. can we at least make it more interesting this time by making it henren top/bottom discourse instead of buddie?? bc hen bottoms but you didn’t hear that from me 💜
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“captain wilson!!!” “captain han!!!” “captain buckley!!!” enough. time to talk about what really matters. PARAMEDDIEEEEE EDDIE’S GONNA BE A PARAMEDIC IN S9 GUYSSSS☹️☹️💞☹️💞☹️☹️💞☹️☹️💞☹️💞☹️💞💞💞💞☹️
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starting a rumour that there’s a gas leak in this kitchen and that’s why people are always yelling at each other in it
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wait so people are /gen upset because he said he’s not best friends slash soulmates with his coworker irl. kay
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woke up feeling sad and i’m making it everyone else’s problem. buck tries logging into netflix after eddie moves to el paso and it doesn’t work because the host of the account isn’t in la anymore but buck thinks it’s because eddie removed him from the account
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fuck archivedilfs actually, maybe they should stick to posting hot men instead of posting the hot men in a ship i don’t like
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*at my funeral*
my family: why is ryan guzman the actor who plays eddie diaz in the hit abc show 9-1-1 here?
me (from the grave): THAT’S OOMF 😭😭😭
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HELLOOO 🚨 ‘christopher diaz and the plights of stan twitter’, otherwise lovingly known as ‘the hotshotstwt fic’, will be coming to an ao3 near you at 9pm est/8pm cst tomorrow, november 30th.
this is your last chance to be added to the tag list, reply if you want to!! :D
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PAUSE
17x01: abbott elementary
17x02: real or cake
17x03: the bear
17x04: succession
17x05-17x07: ????
17x08: the golden bachelor
am i insane or am i onto something here
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mac and dennis: manhunters
mac and dennis break up
mac and dennis buy a timeshare
mac and dennis move to the suburbs
mac and dennis become emts
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the cut from kaitlin holding gordon’s hand to rob cutting his food takes me OUTTTT 😭😭
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sneak peak!!!!!! christopher diaz my favourite luis ‘louie’ sanchez anti <3
(ignore the dates and numbers of likes and rts i’ll change them later hehe)
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my favourite genre of eddieposting is people tweaking about the idea of rg getting veneers 😭😭 like he hasn’t even done it yet or done anything to suggest he wants them but it’s That Serious
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maybe he’s scared of tomatoes because when he was younger they threw rotten ones at him because of his bad performances…..
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today i’m holding space for the fact that no matter how bad this hiatus is it will never be worse than the time during the 8a-8b hiatus when i got cancelled for making chris homophobic
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panikkar is in the group cuddle with the rest of the a-shift inner circle or whatever… we lost another one
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christopher diaz and the plights of stan twitter
• or, the hotshotstwt fic
— 8.2k words, rated t, twitter epistolary
— archiveofourown.org/works/60…
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tiktok’s gone? man, that’s the SECOND time a social media app that i enjoyed using to discuss jeremy renner has been deleted :/
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people who think buck always bottoms will not shut the fuck up about the fact that they think buck always bottoms
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